Riverdance

I saw a poster in town today advertising Riverdance somewhere.

MUST END – it said.

But when? When will it end? Hasn’t it been long enough now? It is, like the love of Lionel Richie and Diana Ross, endless.

Just stop. Come on. Stop it. It’s time.

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23 Responses to Riverdance

  1. scrumpleton says:

    Of course it must end. But I fear, when it does, the vast majority of Americans will lose a valuable point of reference.

    Without the cultural ambassador of mediocrity that is Riverdance, we’ll be back to Darby O’Gill, Erin go Bragh and the fucking Blarney Stone.

  2. Gomaith says:

    I dunno. I’m partial to watching girls in short dresses do Irish dancing. It doesn’t have to be every day but it’s an option I’d rather have than not -just if the mood strikes me like.

  3. Jonesy says:

    It came from the Eurovision, so I think it must end. Its possibly bigger than any Eurovision act in terms of grossing and longevity. We also have a new Lord of the Ring in Cork. Lord Castlehyde. Many new points of reference.

    Twenty any views on the daily use of Gaeilge? Would be most interested to hear. I recently spotted a fellow not unlike the image on your site holding himself up outside the Pearse Tavern. I am pretty sure he was intoxicated enough not to be able to string a sentence together but he was wearing a fáinne óir, so I was safe in the knowledge he spoke Irish.

    As useful as a chocolate tea pot? Or no?

  4. Jahzuz Twenty! TWO posts about shite on the same day!

  5. Twenty Major says:

    Twenty any views on the daily use of Gaeilge?

    I consistently don’t use it on a daily basis.

    Jahzuz Twenty! TWO posts about shite on the same day!

    hah

  6. Kelly D says:

    Scrumpleton: If I may be so bold as to speak for America, fuck the hell off with your Darby Ó Gill rant. So very unoriginal.

    Next weekend in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA, on the shore of beautiful Lake Michigan, the biggest and best Irish Festival IN THE WORLD will take place. And, while there are usually some shite leprechaun/shamrock sitings (the logo itself must go), they are easily avoided in the Cultural Village, numerous music stages, and Gaeltacht Tent, to name a few. http://www.irishfest.com

    (Gabh mo leithscéal, a Twenty, ach is fuath liom a leithéid de chaint.)

    Oh, and I think it’s Éire go brách.

  7. Maggot says:

    800 years of British Oppression – and then things take a turn for the worse and we end up with Flatley.
    It’s a worry – Amy Winehouse isn’t far away – what happens if they breed?

    Fuck Off Irish-America.

  8. scorchio says:

    It’s Mise go bragh.Fuck the lot of yis

  9. ruderuth says:

    eh, isn’t it ‘Éirinn go Brách’ ?

  10. martin says:

    Fuck me! All this fuss about a great white shark in cornwall! It’s the first thing in ages thats white, that has tried to get into England

  11. Podge says:

    Fuckin Tommy Makem and Beleek Plates, seriously Kelly D, from yourt post I can take one of two deductions;

    1)it is possible that your the one American in existance who understands Irony

    2) you’re a Fuckwit

    Well?

  12. porridge says:

    everybody in riverdance should be shot, repeatedly. with grenade launchers.

    i’ve met americans who can speak irish better than the average person off the street. should be glad that somebody is taking the only thing that differentiates us from the english seriously. west england awaits.

    and kelly d, fuck east of the Miller Lite Oasis. you want to be upwind of the guinness cesspool.

  13. Nuke ‘em. Its the only way to be sure.

  14. Yes, I agree. If there is no arm movement – lop them off, I say.

  15. Anfearbui says:

    I’d watch Riverdance performed in a minefield, only one performance needed.

  16. scorchio says:

    I think a summer season in the minefield just to be sure,
    there’s loads of those riverdance cunts,
    they’ve got substitutes as well

  17. LOL — I agree with Andearbui. I would so totally watch Riverdance in a minefield too… but I may prefer to watch it set on a tightrope ;)

  18. Henry says:

    If Riverdance ends the GDP Exports from Columbia will drop by %25.

    Why are Americans ALL such total,utter wankers ?

  19. Bearhunter says:

    They’ve got Tommy makem at the Irishfest???? Hope they’ve got a good ouija board then…

  20. Parnell says:

    It would be like Elvis, the end of him was the making of him>

  21. Parnell says:

    It would be like Elvis, the end of him was the making of him. Sorry for the e-post. Might as well have the link.

  22. Kelly D says:

    An dara rud, podge. Is fuckwit mé.

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