http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:46:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11486 ruderuth Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:46:58 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11486 I met Brendan O'Connor in Madigan's in Donnybrook when I was working there a couple of years ago as a barmaid. What a sleazy bastard. He spent the whole night talking to me about how people can't possibly be expected to stay together forever and how everyone told him his wife was lovely but he couldn't be arsed going home to her tonight. To top it all off, at closing time, before he and his weird RTE friends grabbed a taxi to go to some stupid bar for twats in town, he tried to force me to take a E from him "as a present" and to come into town with him. I had to say no, he being a stupid fat, feckin eejit and everything. It's no coincidence he has a food column in the indo , although it's far from balsamic vinegar he was raised. I met Brendan O’Connor in Madigan’s in Donnybrook when I was working there a couple of years ago as a barmaid. What a sleazy bastard. He spent the whole night talking to me about how people can’t possibly be expected to stay together forever and how everyone told him his wife was lovely but he couldn’t be arsed going home to her tonight. To top it all off, at closing time, before he and his weird RTE friends grabbed a taxi to go to some stupid bar for twats in town, he tried to force me to take a E from him “as a present” and to come into town with him. I had to say no, he being a stupid fat, feckin eejit and everything. It’s no coincidence he has a food column in the indo , although it’s far from balsamic vinegar he was raised.

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11330 Roy Burns Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:54:37 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11330 What a Chippie. A heart attack in a bag and a carry out to go. Was it expensive? What a Chippie. A heart attack in a bag and a carry out to go. Was it expensive?

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11283 MacDara Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:53:16 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11283 Dont knock the deep fried mars bar until you have tried it. Its like getting an escalator to heaven. Dont knock the deep fried mars bar until you have tried it. Its like getting an escalator to heaven.

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11282 Mad Dog Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:20:20 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11282 The one enormous omission out here on the other side of the Atlantic (that's wrong, Seattle in Pacific rim -but you know what I mean) is the complete and utter dearth of chippers. Now there are actually one or two places that sell something that resembles fish and chips but there's no onion ring, kebabs, pickled eggs, saveloys or Jamaica patties. It's not the same, though and I pine for this stuff. Especially chips that agglutinate and fall out of the bag and onto the plate in one lump. Now I'm hungry just thinking about this... The one enormous omission out here on the other side of the Atlantic (that’s wrong, Seattle in Pacific rim -but you know what I mean) is the complete and utter dearth of chippers. Now there are actually one or two places that sell something that resembles fish and chips but there’s no onion ring, kebabs, pickled eggs, saveloys or Jamaica patties. It’s not the same, though and I pine for this stuff. Especially chips that agglutinate and fall out of the bag and onto the plate in one lump. Now I’m hungry just thinking about this…

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11277 Maggot Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:50:58 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11277 deep fried battered pizzas - there's real food! deep fried battered pizzas – there’s real food!

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11273 Flirty Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:32:29 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11273 Dream chip shop, you get to eat crap and then lose all the weight via illness - should be mandatory. Dream chip shop, you get to eat crap and then lose all the weight via illness – should be mandatory.

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11272 Littlesapling Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:24:09 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11272 I've never had deep fried choccy bars so perhaps I'm not qualified to comment on their disgustingness but I like a chip shop that sticks to the original stuff.(...although I do wonder what deep fried wheatgrass tastes like now sixe ten) I’ve never had deep fried choccy bars so perhaps I’m not qualified to comment on their disgustingness but I like a chip shop that sticks to the original stuff.(…although I do wonder what deep fried wheatgrass tastes like now sixe ten)

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11271 size ten Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:14:59 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11271 Forget all this deep fried crap, and all that battered bollocks, Goji berries and Wheat grass is the stuf you should be eating, Iv'e seen it, Goji berries is the future!..... Forget all this deep fried crap, and all that battered bollocks, Goji berries and Wheat grass is the stuf you should be eating, Iv’e seen it, Goji berries is the future!…..

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11268 jonesy Mon, 06 Aug 2007 16:52:50 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11268 Mourns the loss of an institution in the battering of Mars, Snickers (aka: Marathons) and Cream Eggs. Mourns the loss of an institution in the battering of Mars, Snickers (aka: Marathons) and Cream Eggs.

]]> http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11267 Loco Lobo Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:51:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/08/06/the-chipper/#comment-11267 Chickens don't have ball, roosters have balls, except for capons of course. They're liberals. Chickens don’t have ball, roosters have balls, except for capons of course. They’re liberals.

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