Jesus Christ, did you see that thing in the papers about that bloke that did that thing to that other bloke?
For a start I can’t believe a bloke who came from where the first bloke lives could manage to drive a car like that in the first place. Not for that reason but because it’s well known they have the smallest driveways in Dublin.
Secondly, the other bloke is a cunt and we know that because he’s a member of that organisation which we all know are complete and utter cunts. No matter what he does in his life he’ll be a cunt by association. Still, having to suffer what he suffered at the hands of the first bloke doesn’t bear thinking about and after the graphic detail in the news stories you don’t need any more from me.
The reaction from people to the whole incident has been an enormous talking point, hasn’t it? What more can we say about it really? Not a lot, only to suggest that there must be a way to stop this happening again in the future. Is it just a case of learning the lesson and modifying our behaviour or is it the incident that will spark an idiosyncratic mind into inventing time travel?
That really is the important question here and it’s one we lose sight of too quickly.
Yes…I’ve lost sight of it already.
I believe I did see that thing and that all involved were most likely cunts. I’m sorry about it. I’m really sorry ’bout it all. S’too bad.
This comment has been brought to you by Amstel and Tanqueray, Casco Viejo, and those bastards at Grey Goose. And me just a beer drinker with wine on special occasions, deaths etc.
Oh for fuck sake I can’t beli8ee i really left that comment. I’d apologise but we all know that’d just lead to more Tanqueray and there are small children adn their breakfast to consider. I really know not whether somebody ought call The Authorities.
God, drunks are so self involved are we not?
Anyway Twenty, what do you think of the new Calvin Klein fragrance called CKNT…I thought you would have patenteed that name before now…
I’d have to wholeheartedly agree on that point. It’s been going on for far too long. It needs to be addressed sooner rather than later. It’s no wonder there’s so much rain in the country. .
Haven’t a clue what you are talking about twenty, must have missed it in the papers. Link?
A terrible, terrible situation.
What about the other cunt, that I read about the other day, and the cunt that wrote about him, nobody seems to mention them at all, as you know it isn’t a complicated issue, so you would think they would put they’r top people onto it!
i havent seen anything like it since that cunt 15 years ago in cork, remember him?
Quite right, Sheepworrier, I too was reminded of that cunt, who in turn reminds me of that wanker that did you know what in Galway back in the early 90s
Yes, I think he should give up the lease he bought way below market value immediately. Stop treating the centre of Dublin and that fine square as a halting site and get with the times.
There was an article about it in my Parish newsletter too, but they wisely crossed out the word ‘cunt’. The whole thing was been overshadowed down my way however, by the picture of the dog in a bath that appeared in the same pamphlet.
Im not even in the country and Im appalled by it all. Waht has happed to my country when this sort of carry on is common place.
Is a long way from Dev’s image of dancing at the crossroads and mass on Sundays.
I agree with Problemchild, Too much poker too much drink too little sleep too many meetings two red eyes
And yet they never mention the cunt’s children. What about the children?
I’ve put it all behind me and moved on. It’s for the best.
Jonesy are talking about a different cunt? He’s a cunt alright but an entirely different shape of a cunt. That other cunt though… mother of jaysus, could it be any more obvious how much of a cunt he is? I just hope his mother isn’t alive to read the papers.
“And yet they never mention the cunt’s children. What about the children?”
They’re bigger cunts than he is
I presume this is some kind of reference to Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville going on a bender in Manchester, eh? It shouldn’t be allowed.
I blame the parents and the “meeedya”. It’s not like the 50′s eh…..
what?
I think it was the wrong bloke, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, definitely the wrong time, they haven’t even got the day right, I know for a fact it wasn’t the day they said it was, it was either the day before, or the day before that, or the day after, or the day after that..and I’m sure about that..
Then there is the other subject you chose not to mention, which gives the impression that there might be some thing in it, after investigation they found it was empty, but said it must have been overfilled at onetime which caused the leak..so you could be right about the rumour!
If he’d just stuck it in THAT hole originally then none of this would ever have happened.
Tabasco I would add to hydochloric acid, but soy sauce never. Bunch of amateurs.
Of course they had that problem a while back with chihuahuas — chihuahuas, I ask you — hacking into the accounts and burying all the money somewhere in Marley Park.
I met one of the lads in a pub in Rathmines once and, say what you like about him, that trick where he did a Rubik’s cube behind his back with his eyes shut was pretty impressive. Still a terrible cunt though.
I wonder what the largest amount of comments anyone has ever left on a single posting on this site is. Is there a prize? I heard somewhere there was a prize. That chap in the pub in Rathmines told me.
Mid-heist, I remember, he paused to tell me what a fine rack that Jennifer Connelly had. I remember it now, in his cutesy Latvian accent: ‘They is one pair of knockers that Jennifer Connelly has.’ Annoying little twat.
And can I be blamed for failing to tell him those things would scratch through his underpants long before the plane landed? I certainly can’t.
Then when I told him ‘shut up, there’s a cop listening’ he burst out laughing, since what I’d just said sounded something like ‘your sister’s fanny smells of onions’ in Latvian. He always had a keen sense of humour.
The worst thing about the whole incident is the shame it brings, and both they’r mothers still alive, someone should do something about that..
I have a couple deadlines tomorrow – this will fit just great – thanks Twenty.
I’ve said it before but now I’m convinced…you’re on heavy drugs Twenty.
You read about it in the paper, you hear it on the radio, you see it on the TV, but I don’t think it was like this before all them Queers and Nigerians happened!!!
It’s a wretched business, to be sure. I hope the penguins were ok…
A friend at the Pearse Street staton tells me that the Immigration Bureau is looking into deporting the first bloke because he did that with a young child nearby. Imagine anyone that much a cunt to do what he did. I hope he gets shipped back to that place, regardless of what that organisation says on “Ask Joe.”
i’ve done it meself so I can’t really comment.
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