Comments on: Who’s with me? http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: PoolAnt http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10986 PoolAnt Fri, 27 Jul 2007 20:22:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10986 maybe it's so popular because Chick Lit sounds very like "Lick Clit" ... a very thinly disguised subliminal message which no sexually repressed Irish catholic woman could resist maybe it’s so popular because Chick Lit sounds very like “Lick Clit” … a very thinly disguised subliminal message which no sexually repressed Irish catholic woman could resist

]]> By: George Sorearse http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10797 George Sorearse Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:22:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10797 How about martial-arts-eco-chick-lit? A group of young ladies with kung-fu skills become concerned about the environment, and do battle with an evil American corporation that wants to bulldoze a nature reserve so they can build a diet pill factory. Then the mysterious, handsome Jake turns up and bones each one of them in turn. Soon the girls are kung-fu-ing each other instead of the Americans. Will the girls come to their senses in time to unite and defeat the evil planet-wrecking capitalists, or will they get AIDS instead? How about martial-arts-eco-chick-lit? A group of young ladies with kung-fu skills become concerned about the environment, and do battle with an evil American corporation that wants to bulldoze a nature reserve so they can build a diet pill factory. Then the mysterious, handsome Jake turns up and bones each one of them in turn. Soon the girls are kung-fu-ing each other instead of the Americans. Will the girls come to their senses in time to unite and defeat the evil planet-wrecking capitalists, or will they get AIDS instead?

]]> By: Will http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10790 Will Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:19:32 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10790 Could you do companion books? Mary is a girl about town, and guardian for her little brother Harvey. Odd things happen around here on her search in the big city for love while looking after Harvey. Harvey is 12. His big sister looks after him since the accident which killed his parents. He is infacta young street mage, learning his craft in the alleys of the city. And to make things worse, it seems that the worst of magical forces in after his sister... and trying to, ahem, date her. There you go, 2 books in which events constantly intersect. Things that Mary sees have to be rationalised out for those not reading Harvey's story. Things that Harvey sees have to be toned down for the children's section. So you get your chick-lit, your kids market and your cake to eat too. Could you do companion books?

Mary is a girl about town, and guardian for her little brother Harvey. Odd things happen around here on her search in the big city for love while looking after Harvey.

Harvey is 12. His big sister looks after him since the accident which killed his parents. He is infacta young street mage, learning his craft in the alleys of the city. And to make things worse, it seems that the worst of magical forces in after his sister… and trying to, ahem, date her.

There you go, 2 books in which events constantly intersect. Things that Mary sees have to be rationalised out for those not reading Harvey’s story.
Things that Harvey sees have to be toned down for the children’s section.

So you get your chick-lit, your kids market and your cake to eat too.

]]> By: O'Reilly http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10785 O'Reilly Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:45:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10785 The kids market is a good idea Wil, especially now that hack has finished coughing up the wanky Potter series. And then there's the adult market. Chick lit with dirty pictures, everyone's happy. The kids market is a good idea Wil, especially now that hack has finished coughing up the wanky Potter series.

And then there’s the adult market.
Chick lit with dirty pictures, everyone’s happy.

]]> By: Will http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10782 Will Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:23:06 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10782 fatmammycat ... I want to do a chick lit, but more of the group working together. Sex in Cork City (There is a street in Cork actually called "Lovers Walk". Well, more of a dark alley really) Twenty... the money is also in childrens fiction with a twist.. Any way to combine them in a non abuse way? fatmammycat …
I want to do a chick lit, but more of the group working together.
Sex in Cork City (There is a street in Cork actually called “Lovers Walk”. Well, more of a dark alley really)

Twenty…
the money is also in childrens fiction with a twist..
Any way to combine them in a non abuse way?

]]> By: Dogzbollix http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10781 Dogzbollix Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:16:50 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10781 "she looked up at his chiselled features…." Had he just been tortured by the Westies and his head stuck on a spike in Nielstown? “she looked up at his chiselled features….”

Had he just been tortured by the Westies and his head stuck on a spike in Nielstown?

]]> By: wiskers http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10777 wiskers Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:22:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10777 I'm with Mr. Garrison on this one "Well, women want to read about ding-dongs! D'you thnk women care about the details of female anatomy?! Hel-lo! Women wanna read about big, poweful schlongs! Look, I've seen women read these things. They skim along and skim along until they get to the part about the penis! That's what they want, so that's what I'm giving them!" I’m with Mr. Garrison on this one

“Well, women want to read about ding-dongs! D’you thnk women care about the details of female anatomy?! Hel-lo! Women wanna read about big, poweful schlongs! Look, I’ve seen women read these things. They skim along and skim along until they get to the part about the penis! That’s what they want, so that’s what I’m giving them!”

]]> By: Flirty http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10773 Flirty Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:25:09 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10773 there's a chick lit blog, where ? the real killer will be when the chick lit books outsell yours 50:1 - oh well, what you going to do, guess everyone is that dumb. there’s a chick lit blog, where ?

the real killer will be when the chick lit books outsell yours 50:1 – oh well, what you going to do, guess everyone is that dumb.

]]> By: itchybollix http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10772 itchybollix Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:05:43 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10772 Kerry Katona is selling her crime ordeal story to Cecilia Ahearne There's a new book called Another load of attention seeking shite; I'm off to Iceland for a burger, fancy one? Kerry Katona is selling her crime ordeal story to Cecilia Ahearne

There’s a new book called

Another load of attention seeking shite; I’m off to Iceland for a burger, fancy one?

]]> By: Pete2007 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10768 Pete2007 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:41:16 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/20/whos-with-me/#comment-10768 I do really have the urge to find out the ending of the last Harry Potter book and spoil it for everyone I come across who's looking forward to it, but then I'd rather spend my time working on my superiority complex. I do really have the urge to find out the ending of the last Harry Potter book and spoil it for everyone I come across who’s looking forward to it, but then I’d rather spend my time working on my superiority complex.

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