Oh fuck off

Friends of Amy Winehouse are worried about her.

Worried pals have signed up to an intervention group on internet site Facebookreports the Sun.

Fucking hell.

“Our friend is obviously losing her mind, suffering with mental problems, possibly drug additions, she’s a skanky booze hound, how can we help her?”

“Let’s set up a group on Facebook!”

“Yay! That should do it.”

Fucking cretins.

And right now I don’t know which is worse, Amy Winhouse or Facebook. If I had a gun and one bullet it would require some thought.

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28 Responses to “Oh fuck off”

  • Conor B Says:

    Poppa made me sign up on Facebook, I say no, no no

  • Conor B Says:

    Honestly though, my first reaction was “what a waste of fucking time”. But their actions made the papers, so it ain’t all pointless.

  • Harshman Says:

    I can see it now… “Amy Winehouse reads article about friends intervention on facebook and decides to go into rehab” mmmm…. maybe not…

    How about? “Junkie skank was too high and fucked up on coke, pills and booze to give a fuck about said intervention. Ligging pal ostracised from said skanks inner circle of junkie friends.

    Skank toots up some more devils dandruff because she can and she doesn’t give a shit… Continues to sing ‘Rehab’ without any awareness of irony”

  • Jonesy Says:

    Never heard of her.
    Sounds like some Dublin based urine soaked, lice infested vagrant of the eighties currently begging on the corner of Moore St. with her illigimate childers Shania and Britney.

    Outside Spar on Parnell St.

    D4. Dort Dude: “would you like a cup of tea?”

    Yer wan: “I’ll have a Cappuccino with two sugars”

    Sign of the times. Deport them I say. [Yeah, I know, they're Irish]

  • scorchio Says:

    I’d like to do an intervention ala chris in the soprano’s on the cranky faced cunt

  • Grandad Says:

    That’s what you get from reading crap like The Sun.

    Who’s Amy Whatsit anyway?

  • Conor O'Neill Says:

    Ah shit, do you know how much work I’ve put into my Amy Winehouse Facebook Application? It was going to come with a free eye-liner trowel.

  • National Disgrace Says:

    She has some real cool friends there… Nice one

  • comb over Says:

    i bet amy winehouse has a cunt on her like bin laden’s beard. shes a dog woof woof

  • Dale de Moin Marn Says:

    Comb Over…that has made me laugh so much I nearly wet my self. Oh…I have.

  • manuel Says:

    What’s an “amy winehouse”?

  • Twenty Major Says:

    This is Amy Whinehouse.

  • Mikey the Pikey Says:

    People who use Facebook should get their get their face taken off, like in “Face Off”. Holy shit, will the next generation not be able to socialise at all in person?! What a bunch of thick cunts. And don’t even get me started on Bebo.

  • soulessbrute Says:

    Why do people wanna save talentless twats? This overrated self-publising socialite thief cunt. Maybe these friends failed to think that perhaps she has realised this! Real mates would throw her a party, invite pete doherty and all those junkies behind the tourist help centre on malbrough street and put the the c!!t our of her misery!

  • Johnny5 Says:

    What a load of cunt.

    Bebo’s where it’s at.

  • The Philster Says:

    This is Amy Whinehouse.

    Twenty,
    the picture on the left looks vaguely like Sean Og O’hAilpin in drag.Jesus Christ!

  • Pete2007 Says:

    The only time I’d be remotely interested in a facebook or that cretin Winehouse is if someone smacked her in the face with a book.

    Swish!

  • scorchio Says:

    Yeah scary pics Twenty,
    Why would you have pics of the minger to hand anyway?

  • Flirty Says:

    could you line them up and just use the one bullet for many?

  • kenJJ Says:

    If I were you, I would have pulled the trigger onto those cretins.

  • Conan Drumm Says:

    The Sun… AND the Daily Mail? I take it you’re only reading them for material about the clitterati to use in yer foray into the world of femmy fiction?

  • Dogzbollix Says:

    Nice jugs in the right-hand pic though.

    I don’t know her songs from shit though so did a quick i-tunes sample. Woopde fukkin’ do. indistinguishable from each other and she’s got all the tonality of a buzz-saw.

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  • Janice PID Says:

    Amy Crackhouse. What a whore(house).

  • O'Reilly Says:

    Twenty said: “If I had a gun and one bullet it would require some thought.”

    If you got hold of a big fuck off gun and got them all to stand side by side you could get through quite a few with the one bullet Twenty.

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  • Schiz0phren1c Says:

    Well,seeing as how I recently found out that joining “faecebook” is equivalent to sending all of your details,emails,correspondence,dna,sperm,saliva,braincells
    and ideas DIRECTLY to the C.I.A. (watch this)
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/facebook
    I would have to reluctantly say facebook is worse,
    even though winy fuckface is a minging crack whoor
    of the highest degree.

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