Comments on: Snail v Lawnmower http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Lawn Mower Reviews http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10920 Lawn Mower Reviews Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:44:32 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10920 <strong>Lanw Mower Reviews</strong> Tips on choosing the right lawn mower ... Lanw Mower Reviews

Tips on choosing the right lawn mower …

]]> By: fatmammycat http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10718 fatmammycat Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:19:32 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10718 What Sam said, Gary was a noble beast, who-inexplicably- meowed a lot. A true friend to the little yellow squared sponge in all of us, and you, Major, have made the world a duller place with your indiscriminate mowing. Fare thee well Gary, may your next house be on heavenly coasters! What Sam said, Gary was a noble beast, who-inexplicably- meowed a lot. A true friend to the little yellow squared sponge in all of us, and you, Major, have made the world a duller place with your indiscriminate mowing.
Fare thee well Gary, may your next house be on heavenly coasters!

]]> By: O'Reilly http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10666 O'Reilly Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:01:44 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10666 Whatever you do don't rub salt in the wound. Whatever you do don’t rub salt in the wound.

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10661 Twenty Major Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:58:41 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10661 I used a chainsaw, Lung. It hadn't been cut for a while. Sam - don't worry, it didn't suffer for too long. I used a chainsaw, Lung. It hadn’t been cut for a while.

Sam – don’t worry, it didn’t suffer for too long.

]]> By: problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10660 problemchildbride Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:42:01 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10660 We'll be round your's too, Young Lung! Just see if we're not! We’ll be round your’s too, Young Lung! Just see if we’re not!

]]> By: Lung the Younger http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10659 Lung the Younger Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:36:19 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10659 A motor mower for shell-crushing efficiency, a manual rotary mower for that satisfying-splat personal touch but for sheer elegance and mollusk-popping perfection, you can’t beat the old Flymo. What was your instrument of lawn death Twenty. The scythe perchance? A motor mower for shell-crushing efficiency, a manual rotary mower for that satisfying-splat personal touch but for sheer elegance and mollusk-popping perfection, you can’t beat the old Flymo.

What was your instrument of lawn death Twenty. The scythe perchance?

]]> By: problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10658 problemchildbride Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:11:07 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10658 You utter inhuman bastard! The world shall know of your unspeakable brutality. Fmc and I will perform accusatory dirges outside your place of residence and, after our pamphlet campaign, mothers will quicken their step and bustle their wide-eyed children past you in the street, muttering "Monster blah blah <i>murderer</i> blah blah Gary was a brave snail...faced the mower just like that student in Tiananmen Square...power-crazed fiend etc." Soon you will be Twenty NoMates. Not even Stinking Pete will be able to look you in your diabolical eye. And lo, Gary shalt be avenged! Verily, like. You utter inhuman bastard! The world shall know of your unspeakable brutality. Fmc and I will perform accusatory dirges outside your place of residence and, after our pamphlet campaign, mothers will quicken their step and bustle their wide-eyed children past you in the street, muttering “Monster blah blah murderer blah blah Gary was a brave snail…faced the mower just like that student in Tiananmen Square…power-crazed fiend etc.” Soon you will be Twenty NoMates. Not even Stinking Pete will be able to look you in your diabolical eye. And lo, Gary shalt be avenged! Verily, like.

]]> By: manuel http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10653 manuel Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:05:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10653 mmmmmmm escargot and salad...... mmmmmmm escargot and salad……

]]> By: porridge http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10652 porridge Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:31:52 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10652 twenty only recently bought a lawnmower - used to do it this way (bastardface has grown since this photo was taken) http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/51/88/22618851.jpg twenty only recently bought a lawnmower – used to do it this way (bastardface has grown since this photo was taken)

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]]> By: Johnny5 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10651 Johnny5 Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:19:05 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/07/18/snail-v-lawnmower/#comment-10651 It's too wet to be mowing the fuckin lawn ye mad yoke. It’s too wet to be mowing the fuckin lawn ye mad yoke.

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