The great RTE/Fianna Fail conspiracy

Despite all denials to the contrary the deal in which RTE accepted less than half the libel damages owed to them by Beverly Cooper-Flynn last week is just more evidence of a massive conspiracy of collusion between the state broadcaster and the government.

Knowing that any secret meetings, even in the underground clubs that FF have dotted around St Stephen’s Green, could be uncovered the Taoiseach’s public support for Cooper-Flynn was just the signal the RTE chiefs had been wating for. Like a giant bat projected onto the clouds the message was clear. RTE took a few quid and immediately used the money to employ more TV licence inspectors in order to get their money back, a fact not reported by any of the stations news bulletins.

Now comes the news that Vincent Browne is to be sacked by RTE Radio 1. You might remember Browne was the man whose vociferous questioning of Bertie Ahern’s finances rocked the Fianna Fail election campaign and cast doubts over Ahern’s future as Taoiseach. Luckily for the Fianna Fail leader the majority of the thick as pigshit cunts in this country chose to believe his increasingly bizarre explanations about his money and bank accounts but no harm was done.

However, it didn’t take long for party bigwigs to make clear their objections to Vincent Browne being given a soapbox for his views on RTE and surprise-surprise they’ve canned him.

Now, while most of the country objects strenuously to Ahern’s remarks saying that people who disagree with him should ‘commit suicide’, insiders at RTE were seen openly laughing in the canteen and making gestures with their tongue sticking out as if they were pulling a noose around their own neck.

RTE bosses have calmed Joe Duffy whose natural instinct is to call it ‘a disgrace, so it is’ and assured him that even though 16 dissenters have already topped themselves it’s pure coincidence and nothing to do with the remarks.

This close relationship between the two is a sympton of Ahern’s reign of terror for the last 10 years. Unhappy with Ian Dempsey’s interaction with Zig and Zag and Dustin Ahern had the Den TV presenter fired and a similar fate awaited replacement Damien McCaul who paid the price for walking around Montrose with his custom made ‘John Bruton Rocks!’ t-shirts.

I understand as well there was an incident involving Miriam O’Callaghan during the much watched debate between Ahern and Enda Kenny prior to the election. Unhappy at some of the questioning by O’Callaghan the Taoiseach insisted she be given a light entertainment show and, according to documents I have personally seen, Bertie is quoted as saying ‘Now nobody will take that auld wagon seriously. I mean did you see the interview with Samantha Mumba?’ at which point he waved his hands in front of his nose as if someone had let off.

It’s a dangerous story to break. RTE has already banned Twenty Major once for its content and I’m sure they’ll do it again now but the public needs to know the diabolical connection between these two massive organistations.

Get the word out before it’s too late, late.

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39 Responses to The great RTE/Fianna Fail conspiracy

  1. Sid Trotter says:

    Why is that shadowy muscleman with a wire following you ….. and what’s in his hand? Oh …. I’ve never seen one of them close up before …… looks like it could hurt …. Twenty, why he is going in through your back door?

  2. Pete2007 says:

    RTE. The voice of the Fianna Fail party.

  3. I’ll miss Vincent..I’ve only ever heard snippets on playback (Its on late and I have a life you know)but I’ll miss him anyway.

  4. MacDara says:

    “majority of the thick as pigshit cunts in this country”

    Look Twenty if your going to slag off me and half of the country put some more effort into it.

    Surely someting along the lines of as thick as Paris Hiltons Gee after being ridden but her cell mates eaten by her pet chiwawa after getting out.

    I demand better than being called a pigshit cunt I mean Pigs cunts are actually very human like or so I am told.

  5. Gomaith says:

    Well written. It’s a farscical situation to have the country’s TV stations funded by the Government anyway. Each and every single person has been drip fed information since the beginning of RTE. That’s why there’s loads of thick people in Ireland with the same thick opinion. That’s why FF are back in.

  6. Twenty are you not worried that B B Bertie might have infiltrated your blog…in fact how do we really know this is you?

  7. MMN says:

    Right, seeing as those useless cunts at blogorrah appear to have given up the ghost, where does all the pissing and moaning about Irish media happen now? Don’t make me start my own website, you wouldn’t like me if I started my own website. Plus I probably wouldn’t be able to start my own website.

  8. Twenty Major says:

    It’s really me sapling. Look – Amy Winehouse is a festering, pus filled gee sack.

    MMN – feel free to piss and moan here. It’s all anyone does.

    Mac D – you’re not in this country you Hiltonclit.

  9. woowoo says:

    Are you serious about V B? I didn’t hear. I listened to his show at least twice a week – its by far and away the best show on radio and the only thing that makes me believe democracy is truely alive in this country.

    Its the only show where politicians seem to be happy to come on (granted very few front-line ones) and allow Brownes mind to challenge them on everything.

    Please god Newstalk snap him up immediately.

    Remember scrap saturday? We’ll thanks to the free market, theres a home for all the rebels in private radio.

  10. “Amy Winehouse is a festering, pus filled gee sack”
    PHEW!

  11. Twenty Major says:

    Are you serious about V B? I didn’t hear.

    Yep.

  12. woowoo says:

    Fuck. I’m really pretty upset about this.

    When i lived in England i used to listen to another show late at night – it was a bit like VBs and I liked it cos for the first time i had found a show that treated the listeners like smart people. His name was Vincent Hannah. He had an excuse when his show ended though. He died.

  13. MacDara says:

    Yes but you will be glad to know I went home during the election and my arrival seen the change in fortune for FF. My first stop from the Airport was St Lukes to gee up the troops.

  14. ELCC says:

    Ana Leddy is a geebag

  15. MMN says:

    I only bring it up because Katy French got her big square butt out in the Star, apparently Glenda Gilson is now a fucking DJ and Quentin Fottrell, undeniably Quint from blogorrah, has written a feature in the indo about how people use his name without knowing him. What a cunt.

    There. I feel much better now. I’m sorry about all this, I’ll quietly be on my way.

    Yeah, terrible news about VB, he’s as angry as Islam, so he is. Who else gets an erection talking about the Morris Tribunal? Apparently he’s off to Newstalk.

  16. beady says:

    When I was a youngster, I used to watch Hall’s Pictorial Weekly (I know – black & white, steam driven tv!).

    A friend of mine from Rhodesia said he always felt uncomfortable watching it – he kept expecting the cops to break in and arrest everyone for watching subversive tv.

    They were put off the screens by the gobshites as well so it’s been going on for years..

  17. Ah but you’re all underestimating the reach Fianna Fail’s. VB getting fired from RTE is only the beginning.
    Soon his house will be rezoned and torn down, then he’ll be refused entry by every pub in Dublin, then he’ll get arrested for public exposure in the showers of his local swimming pool, then he’ll be denounced by the Catholic Church, then his passport will be confiscated, then he’ll wake up one day with a donkey’s head in his bed, then have his bank accounts frozen, then he’ll suffer a plague of locust, then he’ll have to endure an anal probe by a dozen tax inspectors and finally he’ll be tragically killed by a falling girder from an inner city office development.

  18. beady says:

    ELCC – I have to agree Ann Leddy is a geebag…

    She’s responsible for Derek Mooney and what he gets away with on the national airways. Also that heap of self indulgent shit that Joe Duffy gets away with with his 2 bit “comedians”.

    And Gerry Ryan…

    Yes – a stupendous geebag…

  19. ..Oh yeah, and nobody in Ireland will bat an eyelid.

  20. Twenty Major says:

    Sempre Igual as they say up Montjuic way….

  21. ELCC says:

    I don’t think Ana Leddy is responsible for Gerry Ryan – that was some enormous swamp thing that was fucked by Jabba the Hutt

  22. conan drumm says:

    I trust that a suitably ‘sound’ person, like RTE board member S O Byrnes, is given the VB slot. He could wiggle his little pee dee in there.

    “We should have told you, Vincent. This world was never made for one as beautiful as you.”

    …ahem, barf, etc…

  23. MacDara says:

    Twenty are you sure your not making this up and that the truth is he is actually leaving for a new offer at newstalk. Or else you are vincet browne and your quiting because the book is taking longer than you expected.

  24. So, is he being sacked or was he just offered a better deal at News Talk?

    And anyway, surely if RTE and FF were in cahoots, they would of just given RTE the full amount owed by BCF and avoided all the suspiscion?

  25. TwoSpot says:

    Twenty,
    Why do you persist in calling that neferious thundering aul bitch beverly flynn beverly cooper-flynn. Her fella had the good sense to skedaddle(sp?) a long time ago. Like when your mammy 20 Consulate scapered!

  26. conan drumm says:

    TwoSpot, that was when Major Senior discovered Peter Stuyvesant was Twenty’s real da.

  27. Twenty players untipped was his real Da..RIP.
    Everybody knows that.

  28. conan drumm says:

    Nah, I’m sure it was that smoothie Peter Stuyvesant. Or, at a stretch, that pretentious fucker, Rothman, in his captain’s suit.
    Sweet Afton tried hard but lacked finish. Benson and Hedge had a go but she wasn’t into threesomes. The Carolls were mad for her but they’re related to Major Senior so they were off the menu. She was a terrible snob, being mentholated, and looked down on us rollie types, although that slapper Golden Virginia almost got her playing for the other team.

  29. Ciarán says:

    Interesting conspiracy theory but frankly I don’t buy it. Browne’s listnership went into a step decline a few years ago and Leddy the new head of radio at RTE has been pretty ruthless in how she deals with ‘non performers’. Besides, despite Browne’s questions and his campaign in Village, FF won the election. Basically, no one cared about Bertie’s finances – so FF have the last laugh there anyway. Furthermore, if it were ever to come out that they actually put pressure on RTE to get rid of Browne the consequences would be far more damaging than anything relating to Bertie’s house in drumcondra.

  30. Anfearbui says:

    Conan, are you saying Twenty’s dad was a fag?

  31. conan drumm says:

    Yup, he’s responsible both for founding New York and siring Twenty. Who’d of thought!

  32. Anto says:

    Conan

    You are eminently funnier than Twenty about smoking and fags. Has Twenty moved onto nicotine patches in an effort to give up the fags, leavingn the field open to a legitimate, proper smoker whi has never ever read the book “How to stop smoking”?

  33. comb over says:

    rte is full of smug posh cunts .,,,,

  34. most of them sporting comb overs

  35. conan drumm says:

    Nope Anto, Twenty’s THE man. I am but a dromedary, not even a Camel.

  36. Jeff says:

    Your a fuckhead

  37. Pedant says:

    YOU’RE a fuckhead… YOU’RE a fucking, fucking, fuckity fuckhead. And Vincent Browne was fucked. By fuckers. He stated he was dissapointed about the fact that he was told to fuck off. So that answers the “did he jump or was he pushed?” question.

    Is mise.. etc.
    Fuck off.

  38. Bertie Ahern says:

    Twenty-

    ya dirty two-faced backstabbing cunt.

    You didn’t have much to say when those free club memberships [and lunches]were falling your way.

    I’ll have you sent to Arranmore where they will be pulling Carrigan Moss out of your jacksie till hell freezes over.

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