…and he’s all ours. Something for this nation to be proud of once again.
“The accused broke into two cars. He stole a GPS system from the car and he was then seen breaking into another car.
He had the GPS in his possession so the owner of the car was able to track him into a certain area where he was arrested.”
Not quite as classic as Stinking Pete’s idea to get ‘I accidentally ran over that bloke from the Manic Street Preachers and buried his body in the woods’ printed on a t-shirt but classic nonetheless.
Well he probably thought it was a radio
I wish the cunt so who stole my stereo last week was so inept.Fucking scum-bag!
turn right now… slow down… you have arrived at your destination – thieving cunt dead ahead. have a nice day sir.
More dumb dumb than Tom Tom. Well done a-hole… Eh that’s the car thief not twenty…
Not as dumb as the guy who overloaded the boat bringing the cocaine to shore, then panicked and ran for help as the boat floundered.
Didn’t anyone learn from Roger Casement and the ‘Aud Norge’ in Cork? There, too, we saw stupid criminals when first Casement’s three IRB contacts drove off a pier in Ballykissane and drowned. Casement’s dingy overturned — too tall for the boat maybe — and he got ill on shore in Banna Strand. One of his crew went for help and that ended on the gallows.
Do you remember when that bloke from East 17 ran himself over?
haha, yeah. He nearly died!