Will it never end?
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on June 30th, 2007
Sir Elton John is expected to play his tribute song to Princess Diana - Candle in the Wind - at the concert being staged in her memory.
So says the BBC. You know what the worst thing about Diana dying was?
Elton fucking John. That cunting song needs to be left on its own in a foreign resort while its parents go out for something to eat.
It seems someone has been poking you today, having a side swipe at the child losers is brave.
Whats worse Elton john singing the song or the diana’s sons turning into english versions of Albert Showband Reynolds
June 30th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
I wish Steve Collins would punch Elton Johns cunt in.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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I’d rather see David Furnis give Collins a hammering!
June 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
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Shove his ladyships shitty song up his fat ass (which he will no doubt enjoy) and then drop him on an island full of cannibals. He’ll live being eaten to death, the fat fag.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
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Stop Talking about that bloody song!! Can’t get it out of my head now..
Right. Everybody make a consious effort to purge this wank of a song from our heads and maybe, just maybe, it’ll go away.
Everybody think porn, right now!!
See? Much better.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
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anybody know of any good Princess di porn ?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
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If the song was abducted you’d have it played round the clock on radio stations everywhere.
Have you heard this song? ad fucking nauseam.
if the song was looked after properly in the first place it wouldnt be missing.
Anyway why are those two wardodging cunts having a concert?
Royalty/celeb worshipping arseholes everywhere enjoyed the funeral so much they should just dig the rugby team shagging bint up and bury her again
June 30th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
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Now that, is fookin’ funny. Good luck with the death threats. I found out the hard way that young dead Maddie is beyond piss-taking. Apparently.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:16 am
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The end of the concert will be marked by Paul Burrell being spit-roasted, then slathered in marmalade and rotissereed crisp over a bed of hot coals in front of a pack of rabid, half-starved corgis.
Obviously in fairness to him and the and unique way he’s managed to preserve the memory of his old boss his dignity should be kept intact at all times.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:06 pm
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Apparently Elton John is gay.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
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I’d like to cunt him in the bastards.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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Why are we throwing a concert for a dead person, anyhow? It’s not like she’ll benefit from it, enjoy it, come back from the dead and flash her tits at Motley Crue.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:25 pm
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While i am no fan of elton ‘poo pusher’ john, i think the madeleine mccann reference is a bit too much!
July 1st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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sure poor old tupac is still relasing albums. death, a great career move for some.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
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And if you are dead the government can’t tax you.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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This is by far the best Diana-related song:-
Follow the link, go the list of songs and click on ‘Charles, I need help please’
http://www.jmrproductions.com/princess_diana/#
July 1st, 2007 at 6:41 pm
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jenE,
Diana flashed her tits and gee at Motley Crue years ago,
and Chas n’ Dave,Phil Collins and every cunt on the 1st and 2nd Band aid singles,
She only showed Christy Moore her ring…apparently he wasn’t impressed
July 1st, 2007 at 7:48 pm
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Anybody here NOT get a ride at Di when she was putting it about ?
July 1st, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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I was offered a ride of Elton once but I said I’d rather Di.
July 1st, 2007 at 9:26 pm
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What Madelaine McAnn reference are people on about?
July 1st, 2007 at 9:51 pm
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Its hippies like these commenters that killed her. Wasn’t she lovely?
The worse bit was when they played that shitty pan pipe music on the radio all the next day.
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:47 am
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The New Yorker magazine review of a recent book on Diana included this gem from Barbara Cartland, which answers much. Diana didn’t go down because she didn’t want to get her hair mussed…
“Diana said that the sexual problems were “geographical,” which is cryptic, and, as Brown points out, “in fairness to Charles, her throwing up all the time didn’t help sexual relations.”
Once again, the most blistering insight comes from Barbara Cartland: “Of course, you know where it all went wrong. She wouldn’t do oral sex.”
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:21 am
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Forget Elton. Can’t people just focus on the message of the concert. It tells us that any of us can be born into a horse fucking toff family and grow up to marry an adulterous horse fucker (eventually horse marrier) in bred cunt. And at the end of it all you can die, as you lived, giving head, drunk in the back of a limo. And isn’t that a message worth bearing in mind.
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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And it seems to me
That you lived your life
Like a COKE-HUFFING WHORE
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:42 pm
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Damn you all you sacrilegious philistines! Why ‘Candle in the Wind’ is one of the most touching, poetic, and affectionate tributes to fart lighting ever put down on paper. Not many of you know that Diana had a rare talent. After a double portion of falafel and two pints of Guinness she could do a fine impression of a north sea oilrig. A tear comes to my eye and a lump forms in my throat every time I hear that dulcet melody and I think of her scorching the curtain tassels at Balmoral. Happy times.
July 2nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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