Comments on: Will it never end?

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:42:47 +0000

Damn you all you sacrilegious philistines! Why ‘Candle in the Wind’ is one of the most touching, poetic, and affectionate tributes to fart lighting ever put down on paper. Not many of you know that Diana had a rare talent. After a double portion of falafel and two pints of Guinness she could do a fine impression of a north sea oilrig. A tear comes to my eye and a lump forms in my throat every time I hear that dulcet melody and I think of her scorching the curtain tassels at Balmoral. Happy times.

By: Cunty McFuck

Cunty McFuck — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:42:48 +0000

And it seems to me
That you lived your life
Like a COKE-HUFFING WHORE

By: Eggmondo

Eggmondo — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:37:27 +0000

Forget Elton. Can’t people just focus on the message of the concert. It tells us that any of us can be born into a horse fucking toff family and grow up to marry an adulterous horse fucker (eventually horse marrier) in bred cunt. And at the end of it all you can die, as you lived, giving head, drunk in the back of a limo. And isn’t that a message worth bearing in mind.

By: Yacuncha

Yacuncha — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:21:16 +0000

The New Yorker magazine review of a recent book on Diana included this gem from Barbara Cartland, which answers much. Diana didn’t go down because she didn’t want to get her hair mussed…

“Diana said that the sexual problems were “geographical,” which is cryptic, and, as Brown points out, “in fairness to Charles, her throwing up all the time didn’t help sexual relations.”

Once again, the most blistering insight comes from Barbara Cartland: “Of course, you know where it all went wrong. She wouldn’t do oral sex.”

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:47:24 +0000

Its hippies like these commenters that killed her. Wasn’t she lovely?

The worse bit was when they played that shitty pan pipe music on the radio all the next day.

By: Johnny5

Johnny5 — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 20:51:18 +0000

What Madelaine McAnn reference are people on about?

By: peckerhead

peckerhead — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 20:26:13 +0000

I was offered a ride of Elton once but I said I’d rather Di.

By: henry

henry — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:51:25 +0000

Anybody here NOT get a ride at Di when she was putting it about ?

By: scorchio

scorchio — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:48:40 +0000

jenE,
Diana flashed her tits and gee at Motley Crue years ago,
and Chas n’ Dave,Phil Collins and every cunt on the 1st and 2nd Band aid singles,
She only showed Christy Moore her ring…apparently he wasn’t impressed

By: PhilC

PhilC — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:41:35 +0000

This is by far the best Diana-related song:-

Follow the link, go the list of songs and click on ‘Charles, I need help please’

http://www.jmrproductions.com/princess_diana/#