FORMER world boxing champ Steve Collins was arrested and fined after being caught shoplifting at a B&Q store. Irish Collins, 42 — who won £5million in the ring — was caught trying to steal the head of a paint spray gun.
Hahaha, I always hated Steve Collins, I have to say. Now all we need is for his equally cuntstrous brother Roddy to go over and try and sort this out for him.
Roddy’d go charging into the cop shop, hackles raised, fists clenched, teeth gritted.
“Where’s me bleeding brudder?”, he’d shout.
“Your brother is not bleeding at all, Mr Collins”, a polite policeman would reply. “He’s merely resting in his cell.”
“Bring him to me!”, Roddy would command.
“I’m afraid you have to realise you’re not at home now and I am not your Mexican butler”.
“RAAAAAAARGH”, Roddy’d say, “I demand you release my budder right now or dere will be teet all over de floor.”
“Honestly, taking your false teeth out and placing them on the ground will not get your brother out any quicker.”
“I’ve had enough of dis bollix”, Roddy’d whisper under his breath like an action hero pushed to the very limits of his endurance and with his lightning fast reflexes, honed from years of mediocre football management, he’d punch the officer in the face, grab his keys and go to the holding area.
“Steve, ya fucking chump. What’ve you been up to?”
“Ya mean, ‘champ’, Roddy, dontcha?”
“Yeah, yeah. We gotta get da fuck outta here.”
“I was only robbin’ for kicks, like. Not because I’m fucking washed up and hopeless, right?”
“Yeah. Shuddup now.”
Closing over the cell door the two men would leave the holding area and back into the police station where an armed response unit would shoot both of them right between the eyes.
And I would have a party. A sexy party.
are deze lads perchance relatives of Phil Collins ? Hopefully they’re not related to the great Michael !……
These guys are what you get when you combine first rate confidence with third rate ability…
And backed up by a tv station which is totally bereft of any imagination or creativity…
Fuckers.
Yeeeeeee-Hah…!!!
At least he pounded that preening geebag Chris Eubank. Twice.
“a sexy party” – love it.
I don’t blame steve for being bitter – he works his arse off for years, pain, sweat, taking punches for a miserable five million quid and some woman in Limerick – Limerick FFS- wins €115.6 million for buying a poxy lottery ticket?
A really fucking hate that pair of bollixes. Do you remember that show that followed roddy around while he was manager of Carlisle? Jesus fucking christ it was awful. It gave me strong urges to rip my eyes out of my head with a rusty claw hammer.
As for steve, he’s been a cunt since he did that cameo in Lock, Stock. He was so bad in that he made Vinny Jones look like a credible actor.
Vinny Jones is not a credible actor?
saw Steve Collins in the airport Tuesday,
wondered why he looked a bit sheepish,
not his usual confident self at all,
If I’d known he was caught shopliftin I could’ve shouted “get down he’s got a gun”
or ” you never fought Roy Jones you chickeny cunt”
as it was I just nodded and said “howya”
Brave man walking round Dublin looking sheepish!
Twenty the idea of you having a sexy party is making my stomach upset. I just cant see dirty dave and stinking pete in lingerie.
Steve collins and wayne Mc cullogh two examples of why getting hit in the head over and over is not a good idea
Very well made point Mac Dara, however the end has clearly justified the means ….
Hes not the first sportsman to get caught nickin’ stuff.Michelle Smith was always robbin’ baby piss from de Coombe. Fatima Whitbred got caught nickin’ a de dvd of ‘The Crying Game’.It seems to be a fashionable thing to do.Steve is merely trying to size up his reality tv options. What a cunt!He was off the media radar and now the prick is going to find an angle to salvage his waning career.
I can see it now,
Celebrity Shoplift
Channel 4 get 10 Z list ceplebs to go on a shoplifting spree in Nottingham or some other random shithole.
First one to blag a Le Coq Sportif tracksuit that fits Vanessa Feltz gets to wank of a pig live on national tv.
for the Irish version it could be set in Limerick and the trackie has to fit Mary Harney and the winner has to rim that red cunt off the afternoon show
Now thats entertainment
Maggot,
venturing outside Dublin looking sheepish is anal suicide
Barry McGuigan’s just been hauled in for being a radical Muslim cleric.
Twenty in a sailors outfit….tasty
Timmah – maybe that’s why he hates B,B,Bertie ? ;)
Twenty-
I just heard that Steve Collins IS GOING TO PUNCH YOUR CUNT IN.
Hurrah! Bring it on.
All Twenty would have to do is drop his breeks and show Collins his botty!
Nice Wuunnn !!