How very odd
Posted on | June 28, 2007 | 25 Comments
As Throatripper the cat was walking out of the back door with his tail in the air I noticed something very odd. He appears to have three holes.
One is obviously his arse, the other is for his mickey (a little red rocket which he likes to take out of its packaging and play with every now and again) but there’s one in the middle of the two which I can’t quite figure out.
I’m hoping it’s for shooting jets of poison weespunk at his enemies. That would be cool.
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June 28th, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
Is it not the damage inflicted where you buggered him?
June 28th, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
You have a hermaphrodite Cat.
Cool.
June 28th, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
We ARE sure Throatripper is a boy, aren’t we?
June 28th, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
That’s where you inflate/deflate him.
June 28th, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
Stop staring at your cats arse ya sick bastard
June 28th, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Seems the cat is gay. Comes of living in a house with folks who use throws on the furniture. Makes the poor cat trip all the time. Calling him Throw Tripper must’ve confirmed his identity crisis, so he licked himself a new orifice.
June 28th, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
maybe it was gerry ryan in disguise
June 28th, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
Kevin Gildea does a great gag about how cats arses look like those rubber tea towel holder, you know the ones where you push in the towel and it holds onto it..twenty, I take it the towels in the Major kitchen are all tidy and neat?
June 28th, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
I have two cats and the first thing I’m gonna do when I get back is investigate them for mystery holes.. I hope it’s not one of those ‘comedy’ misunderstanding moments where my girlfriends dad walks in and catches me in the act like he did with that trapist monk. Trappy I called him. He barely said a word to me though… Anyway, that’s for another day
June 28th, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
I agree with Cú Chonnacht.
Its not right to be paying that much attention to the cats arse.
I can’t pass a woman in the street without checking out her arse.
If I find myself checking out cats arses then your to blame twenty
June 28th, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
You are very observant Twenty. You are now the worlds most famous assologist. How many other people would have noticed such a thing? Had you gotten up close and peeked in you might have noticed that that is where he keeps his stash of catnip. While you were at it did you check out Bastardfaces’s bum? Maybe he has a couple of extras as well.
You just started a new trend and people worldwide will now be eyeballing their pets for extra arse holes to try and come one up on you. Hmm! I wonder what they’ll think of you in Ron’s after this? But, what the hell! Just be careful and don’t get caught because that is one charge that you would not want to have on your rap sheet.
June 28th, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
Your in trouble if he raises his left ear and sprays you.
June 28th, 2007 @ 8:09 pm
cats are all selfish,right wing cunts who should be covered in Pedigree Chum and fed to starving Pit Bulls.
June 28th, 2007 @ 9:16 pm
Probably stop putting her in the microwave. It’s not funny.
June 28th, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
It’s for sticking him on spiked railings, when you don’t want him to wander off.
I had a cat we used to call him blacksmith, when you stuck a lit cigarette to his arse he made a bolt for the door!
June 29th, 2007 @ 3:33 am
I suggest you stick your finger in there and have a feel around, just for, you know……reasearch purposes.
Don’t say you haven’t thought about it! Anyone who gets up that close to a cats arse has some explaining to do!
June 29th, 2007 @ 8:56 am
Why would I want to get shot with his poisonous weespunk?
June 29th, 2007 @ 9:26 am
Take it the book is going well and all your time is being spent productively?
June 29th, 2007 @ 9:42 am
Of course. *cough*
June 30th, 2007 @ 12:14 am
I saw something in the paper today about the Taoiseach opening some elephants’ new hole.
Oh no, hang on, sorry…
June 30th, 2007 @ 11:27 am
I am with you on that one Henry….Cats are the devils spawn
July 2nd, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
How very odd and congratulations, twenty. You (or throatripper) are now number one on google for the phrase cat’s arses. Come out with it, this is a book on Search engine optimisation that you are writing?
By the way, i have checked and our cats only have two orifices. It wasn’t pleasant, but i am so easily influenced the internet.
July 2nd, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
hah, cool.
He’s a special little cat then. Maybe I’ll write a children’s book about him. Throatripper, the three holed cat.
July 2nd, 2007 @ 5:23 pm
That orifice is, in fact, his third eye.
All cats have them.
That’s why cats are so special!
July 6th, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
Oh Throatripper, yea right. Go on, admit it, it was your own third hole you saw, you were mirroring again weren’t you…