Not only do Germans start all the best wars they’ve now banned Tom Cruise from filming there because he’s a Scientologist and they reckon Scientologists are crazy loons.
Hard to argue with them, really, and I think more countries should ban Hollywood stars. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Scientologist or anything else some random bannings would keep them on their toes. Headlines I’d like to see:
Italy has banned Kevin Spacey as late night dog walking around the Spanish steps is not permitted.
Malaysia has banned Lindsey Lohan as it’s believed a rare breed of fruit fly, which could decimate local crops, breeds in her gee and as she doesn’t wear knickers they could get out any time.
Martin Landau prevented from visiting Easter Island in case he stands still beside one of the statues and then it looks like he’s disappeared because his big long face is just like one of the statues.
China have refused Will Smith a visa to travel to the country for his new film because he’s black. Only joking! We banned him because he’s a jug-eared cunt.
These fuckers think they can swan in and out of a place in their trailers and private jets. This would teach them a valuable lesson. Namely, that … erm … they …er… need to …uhm… SHUT UP! That’s it. They need to shut the fuck up.
Dirty Dave was once banned from Coolock for trying it on with some local hardman’s daughter. This was last year. The daughter was 47.
There are so many reasons to ban a Tom Cruise movie..frankly I’m surprised they chose to [alien]ate him because of his spacer religion.
Yawn.
Easter Ireland…
Just got out of bed Blarneyman?
All scientologists should be locked up. Seriously.
They’re completely fucking cracked.
If locking them up seems over the top, they should be able to take some sort of preventative measures. Like taking their kids off them. What hope has a kid got been brainwashed/raised by these fucking loony cunts.
Cruise even looks nuts these days. Weird fucking look in his eyes like he’s possessed. Definitely shouldn’t be allowed have kids. Shouldn’t even be allowed have a cat
Cheers, Sir Thomas.
Tired, Blarney?
It’s a little known fact that TC joined the cult in Dublin when he was shooting Farce and Away.
Has anyone ever been approached by the drones on Middle Abbey Street asking if they’d like a personality test?…I know is the oldest line in the book but I drew real satisfation a few years ago from answering the question with “no thanks, I have one”…its the little things.
I wonder how many times each day they get that reply.
Germans – never great on welcoming religions are they, also he’s gay so is in double trouble.
Wouldn’t be going into the showers in Germany if I was him, never know what might happen.
s’no different from sum big beardy bloke in the clouds wagging his finger at us from millenia ago, telling us that if we dont do as he says, he’ll get his mate in the hot place to sort us out. for ever.
we’re gettin a lota filmy types around here at the mo. makes a change from the spud-ugly millys and spides wandering around.
Scientology isn’t a religion.
Its a psychiatric condition
I never lost hope for the Germans, not even after The Hoff.
Residing in Malaysia I can not help but confirm 100% on the Lindsay Lohan thing … the poster campaign is in particular offensive.
I love Scientology. It just hilights how the fact that all religions are mental and how easy it is to make up a load of nonsense and have people follow it. Aliens from space… elephants with eight arms… making a woman from a rib. What’s the difference?
You’re under their spell John B.
Tired and bored.
Maybe you need a hobby of some kind.
They should just ban any organization that makes up stupid words by combining two other words. For example;
France should ban the Cosmofucianists
India should put an embargo on the Celestialogues
Ecuadovia should have nothing to do with the Karmachameleons
And of course, Outer Monghana shouldn’t even let the 8th Day Catholithurgists off the plane.
This people with their makey-uppy words. Right cunts they are.
Spoken like a true Twentologist, Lung.
Too tired from too many hobbies and bored from work. Plus your blog doesn’t help in the “yawn” factor.
Ahh, well then my advice to you would be to fuck off and stop reading it.
About 3 months ago, myself and my mate ransacked the offices of the church of Scientiology in Perth. WE were barred from the CBD for 24 hours but we will be revered as heroes for all eternity.
PartyPoker is knee deep in Germans – the cunts.
J5, you’ll be sorry when they whisk you away and probe you. Or maybe you won’t.
Well done Jonny5. Did you get a smack at any of the mad cunts
I believe that Germany’s specific reason for outlawing the scientologists isn’t that they’re looneytunes, but because they fraudulently extort money from their brainwashed flock in exchange for promoting them to the “next level” of scientific conscience or somesuch bollocks, despite calling themselves a religion.
Personally, I wouldn’t let any reason stand in the way of banning Tom Cruise from entering the country.
FMC, Why the fuck do you think we did it in the first place?
Silly girl.
J5 ???
But of course, how dastardly of you!
We get to destroy the property of a shower of brainwashing shitehawks and get a large dose of anal pleasure thrown in for nowt.
Double Whammy.
I really should but it’s car crash blogging.
Commendable,I do feel however that you’ve supplied too much info as regards the anal pleasure dept.
fan envy
It’s safe to take a shower in Germany — unless your circumcised. Plus, your not gay if your getting probed by aliens.
It’s only gay if you’re getting done by Graham Norton.
one of my , alleged, friends gave the drones on middle abbey street my name and address
in 1984
the fuckers still write to me at my ma’s house
you’d think that in the afterlife she’d have told someone ?
Like Twenty Major banned from Freisland cos’ he’s full of BULL :-)
Scientologist, a new religion/cult, they don’t believe in a super natural entity(as far as i know) but resent being denied the status of religion, don’t they know god is dead anyway. Anyway Tom Cruise is a cunt, and takes himself way too seriously for a midget.
Forgot to say it’ll take a lot more than banning Scientology to make Germans cool. Supercilious, sausage eating, Poland-invading cunts
Sie werden lassen uns nie es vergessen, werden Sie? Mensch!!
so can we ban peediddy and all the other wankers trapped in the closet?
Xenu is coming to get cha’
Not true. we still got tom cruise on television programs..
(im from germany)
best wishes: Timme