I heard a rumour
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on June 22nd, 2007
Apparently some old bloke called Noel is building an Ark up beside the Hellfire club.
Monsoon season hits Dublin.
Apparently some old bloke called Noel is building an Ark up beside the Hellfire club.
Monsoon season hits Dublin.
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you’d never get one of those ark things to float. they’re made of gold and everytime you try to open it to get in ghosts come out and melt your face.
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm
He has it packed full of owls
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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Noooooooooooooo.
Porridge - heh
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
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I heard he had to apply for a building permit for the Ark’s construction because some neighbours objected claiming that he was violating zoning regulations by building the Ark but the fuckers refused him because they did not like the idea of having no jurisdiction over the Supreme Being.
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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Is the Ark on a group drainage scheme? An Taisce will be watching
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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The rumour is true. It’s half built.
It’s the only way of culling all Skobies, Politicians and Knackers [is there a difference?].
People who do macrame will not be welcome either.
And my name is not Noel.
June 22nd, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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4 Seasons me arse, do you want the warm wet season or the cold wet season??
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
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A poncho - a fucking poncho I was reduced to wearing today. For fuck’s sake.
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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Muslim women have a big advantage in this sort of weather then.
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:27 pm
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Jaysus, ye get a drop of rain and ye think the sky is falling. We’ve been getting the same rain all week in Galway and do you hear us complaining [we're just glad there's no cryptospiridium in it]
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
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Twenty hes talking about the arc of the covenant, hes getting his arks mixed up. Can you send some rain out here as it 32 but feels like its hot.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:59 pm
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Terrible not knowing your ARKS from your ELBOWS !!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
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there should be an eye kept on Noel so he does’nt take two damien rices on board
June 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
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bet the cunt doesn’t even have a tax disc on it……
June 23rd, 2007 at 5:53 pm
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