I heard a rumour

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on June 22nd, 2007

Apparently some old bloke called Noel is building an Ark up beside the Hellfire club.

Monsoon season hits Dublin.

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14 comments

  1. porridge says:

    you’d never get one of those ark things to float. they’re made of gold and everytime you try to open it to get in ghosts come out and melt your face.

    June 22nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm

  2. ELCC says:

    He has it packed full of owls

    June 22nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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  3. Twenty Major says:

    Noooooooooooooo.

    Porridge - heh

    June 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
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  4. Fiver says:

    I heard he had to apply for a building permit for the Ark’s construction because some neighbours objected claiming that he was violating zoning regulations by building the Ark but the fuckers refused him because they did not like the idea of having no jurisdiction over the Supreme Being.

    June 22nd, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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  5. Anfearbui says:

    Is the Ark on a group drainage scheme? An Taisce will be watching

    June 22nd, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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  6. Grandad says:

    The rumour is true. It’s half built.

    It’s the only way of culling all Skobies, Politicians and Knackers [is there a difference?].

    People who do macrame will not be welcome either.

    And my name is not Noel.

    June 22nd, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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  7. b3n says:

    4 Seasons me arse, do you want the warm wet season or the cold wet season??

    June 22nd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
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  8. Pinkie says:

    A poncho - a fucking poncho I was reduced to wearing today. For fuck’s sake.

    June 22nd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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  9. Maggot says:

    Muslim women have a big advantage in this sort of weather then.

    June 22nd, 2007 at 8:27 pm
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  10. John says:

    Jaysus, ye get a drop of rain and ye think the sky is falling. We’ve been getting the same rain all week in Galway and do you hear us complaining [we're just glad there's no cryptospiridium in it]

    June 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
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  11. Macdara_In_The_Leb says:

    Twenty hes talking about the arc of the covenant, hes getting his arks mixed up. Can you send some rain out here as it 32 but feels like its hot.

    June 22nd, 2007 at 9:59 pm
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  12. redbeard says:

    Terrible not knowing your ARKS from your ELBOWS !!

    June 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
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  13. kev says:

    there should be an eye kept on Noel so he does’nt take two damien rices on board

    June 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
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  14. henry says:

    bet the cunt doesn’t even have a tax disc on it……

    June 23rd, 2007 at 5:53 pm
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