I heard a rumour

Apparently some old bloke called Noel is building an Ark up beside the Hellfire club.

Monsoon season hits Dublin.

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14 Responses to I heard a rumour

  1. porridge says:

    you’d never get one of those ark things to float. they’re made of gold and everytime you try to open it to get in ghosts come out and melt your face.

  2. ELCC says:

    He has it packed full of owls

  3. Twenty Major says:

    Noooooooooooooo.

    Porridge – heh

  4. Fiver says:

    I heard he had to apply for a building permit for the Ark’s construction because some neighbours objected claiming that he was violating zoning regulations by building the Ark but the fuckers refused him because they did not like the idea of having no jurisdiction over the Supreme Being.

  5. Anfearbui says:

    Is the Ark on a group drainage scheme? An Taisce will be watching

  6. Grandad says:

    The rumour is true. It’s half built.

    It’s the only way of culling all Skobies, Politicians and Knackers [is there a difference?].

    People who do macrame will not be welcome either.

    And my name is not Noel.

  7. b3n says:

    4 Seasons me arse, do you want the warm wet season or the cold wet season??

  8. Pinkie says:

    A poncho – a fucking poncho I was reduced to wearing today. For fuck’s sake.

  9. Maggot says:

    Muslim women have a big advantage in this sort of weather then.

  10. John says:

    Jaysus, ye get a drop of rain and ye think the sky is falling. We’ve been getting the same rain all week in Galway and do you hear us complaining [we're just glad there's no cryptospiridium in it]

  11. Twenty hes talking about the arc of the covenant, hes getting his arks mixed up. Can you send some rain out here as it 32 but feels like its hot.

  12. redbeard says:

    Terrible not knowing your ARKS from your ELBOWS !!

  13. kev says:

    there should be an eye kept on Noel so he does’nt take two damien rices on board

  14. henry says:

    bet the cunt doesn’t even have a tax disc on it……

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