So screams the headline in the Indo this morning and at first I was shocked. How could one of the greatest Dublin chipper families have falled on such hard times?
Surely people were eating chips, ‘fresh’ cod, battered sausages and spice burgers as much as they ever had. Unless with this despicable Green party sharing power people were actually making an effort to eat healthy and organic food. You know, there is nothing you can add to the name of a product that would put me of it more than the word ‘organic’.
For example, given the choice between organic and delicious chicken fillets and shit-flavoured, lice infested, vomit tasting chicken fillets I will buy the latter simply because I hate organic food.
I remember not so long ago going into a supermarket abroad which specialised in organic food. Fuck me, it was the sorriest looking food I ever saw in my life. Cucumbers with tumours on them, flaccid lettuce, dirty looking tomatoes, sagging scallions and spuds that looked like they’d been dug out of Beowulf’s septic arse were the highlights. And for the privilege of being able to buy this organic food you were expected to pay about three times as much as you would pay for normal and more edible veggies.
It’s one of the biggest swizzes ever and I read today that Trevor Sargent wants to actually encourage the production and consumption of organic food. Get fucked, you cunt. Give me mass produced, chemically enhanced, pesticide heavy food any day of the week and you know where you can shove your organic stuff. It’s right up their with Fair Trade coffee and the like. What do I care about the people who pick coffee beans? At the end of the day it’s just fucking coffee and treating people better while they work doesn’t make it taste any better.
As for the Romas living by the M50 they’re just gypsies and should be moved on and on until they reach the edge of the cliffs of Moher. Then they should be moved on just a little bit more.
It was organic spuds that caused the famine FFS – a dollop of healthy chemicals and the world would have been spared the horrors of Irish America – Teddy Kennedy and that runt Flatley. And Glasgow and Liverpool would have been far nicer places to boot!
After reading this I have just realized who TwentyMajor is really – Kevin Uphisownarse Myers. Do us a favour and throw yourself off the Cliffs of Moher, mate.
a gypo meeting water – now thats a rarity.
I thought there was a turf war between the chipper families.
Maybe the Roma’s had disrespected the Lido’s and they’d gone to the mattresses.
Best chicken I’ve ever tasted was organic,
I’ve got polio and lockjaw now though
After reading this I have just realized who TwentyMajor is really – Kevin Uphisownarse Myers. Do us a favour and throw yourself off the Cliffs of Moher, mate.
You’re about 2 years too late with that way off the mark accusation.
My God its not bad enough having our own Travelers now we are importing Roma’s from Romania. I was in Serbia recently and there are thousands of Roma’s living by the road side , considering Serbia and Romania are formerly communist countries these Gypos have made it their preference to live like this and so dont be going felling guilty or saying how awful it is in this day and age.
The only good news is that Roma Gypsies originally come form India and so are probably better looking than Irish ones and they may soon start opening some good restaurants.
You know those multi coloured caravans drawn by horses for tourits like gypsies would have. Are they arround still ? Haven’t seen them in years.
One of those would be good craic for a week.
Anybody ?
At the end of the day it’s just fucking coffee and treating people better while they work doesn’t make it taste any better.
Yes it does. [/smug]
I feel sorry for the Romas, always good chips, sorry to hear they’ve hit on bad times.
So, fucking unjust, especially with all the luck the Ferraris have.
A healthy dollop of Whisky or rum works wonders with coffee and tea.
Spice burgers should be put in the bin.
Geri Halliwell …… Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Seen them on the news.
It was look some secret world in the middle of the roundabout. Too fucking good for them.
And they were all dog fucking ugly
I thought it was an audition for a Discworld film
Maybe there were trying to drive on the M50 and were stuck there for so long they decided to pitch tent.
Leave them there and then they can sell it back to the county council in the future. Meantime, can someone sort out the Borzas for a good spot under a flyover.
As for organics… Twenty, your poo’s organic so you should get a good price for it in the hippy shops
I hear the Borzas are taking over the Walkinstown roundabout. Etc etc etc
its about effin time one of ‘the families’ copped on to the potential of serving a one and one to stranded motorists.Fair play to them I say..be passing by on Saturday, I wonder if they’re taking orders over the ‘phone?
conan, wouldn’t that make it a fryover?
and while i’m at it, they could warn people of chip spillages with the sign “caution – loose chippings ahead”.
Organic is grown using natural fertilizers such as shit. What so you expect it to taste like?
news flash… load of gypsies living in Ballymun..
RTE pulling the piss or wha
They’ll do a bomb in Batter burgers from that boozer ‘the Towers’..is that still there?
My husband says the preservatives in food are responsible for the aging American baby-boomer population’s seeming inability to die despite their fatty hearts. I thought Wonder Bread was just showing off about being wonderful but it can save lives.
Last January I threw some non organic carrots in the composter and in May they were still fuckin lying there very soft but not decomposed. In March I chucked some organic carrots and they rapidly decomposed.
So my guess is that those lovely chemicals from the you have eaten has gobbled yer feckin brain away! and proved by your racist remarks about the Romas you cunt!
What have the Romas ever done for us?
“considering Serbia and Romania are formerly communist countries these Gypos have made it their preference to live like this”
Huh, so everyone in Serbia and Romania lives camping on the roadside? Actually most communist regimes were very much against this lifestyle and tried to settle the Roma population down, often making it a priority to give them council flats. Sometimes it resulted in the new inhabitants keeping goats on the balcony, pigs in the bathtub, or using the floorboards as firewood… and they are still a source of immense social tension in the region.
My first comment on this blog, and so un-funny, it’s a shame… but I was often told not to try to be funny on a second language, so.
Don’t worry tapsi, most of us can’t be funny in our own language anyway. Dive right on in.
im laughing me hole off here
keep up the good work
20 kicks arse