My Facebook nightmare

Posted on | June 21, 2007 | 18 Comments

As everyone else seems to be loving it I thought I’d check out this Facebook thing and see what it was all about. However, I had some problems with the registration procedure.Image heavy post, click more to continue.


So, I went to the registration page and put my name and details in, clicked submit and then it gave me this (all images clickable to make bigger):

A legitimate name? Are they saying my name is illegtimate? They’re calling my name a bastard, the cunts. So I tried again:

That didn’t seem to work either. So I tried again:

No joy with that either. What about this?

Oh for fuck’s sake. I tried yet again.

No joy with that either so I tried the following. And it worked.

So, there you go. I am Urall Kuntz. And you know what you all are at Facebook, don’t you?

After a short time browsing around it seems to me to be a thing that you use to keep in touch with people whose email address you already have. What exactly is the point?

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18 Responses to “My Facebook nightmare”

  1. porridge
    June 21st, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

    classic

  2. Tricia
    June 21st, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

    Woohoo… went straight to facebook and added you as fiend… I mean friend! The keeping in touch piece is bollix in facebook (just a nicer looking bebo or myspace). Some of the other features such as groups and events are kinda cool!

  3. Littlesapling
    June 21st, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

    Theres no point you cunt! Its for kiddies…Heh

  4. Littlesapling
    June 21st, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

    Thats brilliant though!

  5. manuel
    June 21st, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

    I had an actual friend once. Didn’t really work out ….

  6. conor
    June 21st, 2007 @ 6:46 pm

    did any one see that those proddy “love ulster” bastards are coming back in august. time to sharpen the batons i think. i saw this charming fold-up machete for sale on ebay. just thought i’d tell you…

  7. Peadar
    June 21st, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

    Get a life conor.
    I suppose you’re one of those sad bastards that were hoping for riots at the Ireland v England game in Croke Park.

  8. Annie Rhiannon
    June 21st, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

    It’s like blogging for people who don’t like writing.

  9. CuntFlaps
    June 21st, 2007 @ 7:18 pm

    Haha….well I’d say the entire force of the Gardai in Ireland will be at it to protect the proddy gimps. U better invest in rocket launchers or something.

  10. OneForTheRoad
    June 21st, 2007 @ 7:46 pm

    Facebook is just Bebo for people who are not pedos.

    Well done Twenty. You’re not a pedo!

  11. Northside Langer
    June 21st, 2007 @ 8:00 pm

    Just saw an orangeman being interviewed by Brian ‘ i never make mistakes’ Dobson on the news. He said he was friends with King Billy Wright when he was ‘a christian’ back in the day. Obviously a man with principles….then he said loyalists should not have had to go to prison for killing IRA men.

    God bless principles…..

    And you twenty, apparently you’re not a pedo (Post 10)
    God bless you too.

  12. seanachie
    June 21st, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

    How did I get on then with an illegitimate name? And how did my ex get on being called ‘Fuschia Handcuffs”? Discrimination methinks.

  13. alfie
    June 21st, 2007 @ 10:41 pm

    Docfind!
    Some one from the Daily Mirror signed up as a doctor with Dockfind, he answered all the questions, and got accepted as a doctor, he got four out of five ticks of commendation!!!
    He gave the name..Dr Harold Shipman…

  14. 73man
    June 22nd, 2007 @ 9:59 am

    Anyone else have Blogorrah withdrawal symptoms?

    Signs: checking every three hours to see if its back yet, back yet, back yet; reading fatuous articles on Grey’s Anatomy offset gay slurs; checking out Twenty’s new Facebook account.

  15. Twenty Major
    June 22nd, 2007 @ 10:09 am

    Strikes me there’s something very suspicious going on. Blogorrah 2? My hoop. All that work can be done in the background.

    I suspect they’re deporting O’Connor for his many and varied crimes. Either that or he’s murdered John Ryan for not paying him or something.

  16. 73man
    June 22nd, 2007 @ 11:03 am

    Or Emma Jane postings were a clever ruse by Russian mafia types to hack into Manahattan Dog’s bank accounts. Twenty: some dodgy dealings alright, seems like someone forgot to wake up the webmaster….about three fucking weeks ago.

  17. GerryOS
    June 22nd, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

    I just tried to register using the name of your little friend Great Agbonlahor, and guess what?

    “Please enter a legitimate name.”

    It’s obvious what they’re trying to do, isn’t it? Keep the Nigerians away.

  18. O'Reilly
    June 23rd, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    Got an e-mail from a friend containing some disturbing information about ‘Facebook’.

    http://www.commongroundcommonsense.org/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t34949.html

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