My Facebook nightmare

As everyone else seems to be loving it I thought I’d check out this Facebook thing and see what it was all about. However, I had some problems with the registration procedure.Image heavy post, click more to continue.


So, I went to the registration page and put my name and details in, clicked submit and then it gave me this (all images clickable to make bigger):

A legitimate name? Are they saying my name is illegtimate? They’re calling my name a bastard, the cunts. So I tried again:

That didn’t seem to work either. So I tried again:

No joy with that either. What about this?

Oh for fuck’s sake. I tried yet again.

No joy with that either so I tried the following. And it worked.

So, there you go. I am Urall Kuntz. And you know what you all are at Facebook, don’t you?

After a short time browsing around it seems to me to be a thing that you use to keep in touch with people whose email address you already have. What exactly is the point?

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18 Responses to My Facebook nightmare

  1. porridge says:

    classic

  2. Tricia says:

    Woohoo… went straight to facebook and added you as fiend… I mean friend! The keeping in touch piece is bollix in facebook (just a nicer looking bebo or myspace). Some of the other features such as groups and events are kinda cool!

  3. Theres no point you cunt! Its for kiddies…Heh

  4. Thats brilliant though!

  5. manuel says:

    I had an actual friend once. Didn’t really work out ….

  6. conor says:

    did any one see that those proddy “love ulster” bastards are coming back in august. time to sharpen the batons i think. i saw this charming fold-up machete for sale on ebay. just thought i’d tell you…

  7. Peadar says:

    Get a life conor.
    I suppose you’re one of those sad bastards that were hoping for riots at the Ireland v England game in Croke Park.

  8. It’s like blogging for people who don’t like writing.

  9. CuntFlaps says:

    Haha….well I’d say the entire force of the Gardai in Ireland will be at it to protect the proddy gimps. U better invest in rocket launchers or something.

  10. Facebook is just Bebo for people who are not pedos.

    Well done Twenty. You’re not a pedo!

  11. Northside Langer says:

    Just saw an orangeman being interviewed by Brian ‘ i never make mistakes’ Dobson on the news. He said he was friends with King Billy Wright when he was ‘a christian’ back in the day. Obviously a man with principles….then he said loyalists should not have had to go to prison for killing IRA men.

    God bless principles…..

    And you twenty, apparently you’re not a pedo (Post 10)
    God bless you too.

  12. seanachie says:

    How did I get on then with an illegitimate name? And how did my ex get on being called ‘Fuschia Handcuffs”? Discrimination methinks.

  13. alfie says:

    Docfind!
    Some one from the Daily Mirror signed up as a doctor with Dockfind, he answered all the questions, and got accepted as a doctor, he got four out of five ticks of commendation!!!
    He gave the name..Dr Harold Shipman…

  14. 73man says:

    Anyone else have Blogorrah withdrawal symptoms?

    Signs: checking every three hours to see if its back yet, back yet, back yet; reading fatuous articles on Grey’s Anatomy offset gay slurs; checking out Twenty’s new Facebook account.

  15. Twenty Major says:

    Strikes me there’s something very suspicious going on. Blogorrah 2? My hoop. All that work can be done in the background.

    I suspect they’re deporting O’Connor for his many and varied crimes. Either that or he’s murdered John Ryan for not paying him or something.

  16. 73man says:

    Or Emma Jane postings were a clever ruse by Russian mafia types to hack into Manahattan Dog’s bank accounts. Twenty: some dodgy dealings alright, seems like someone forgot to wake up the webmaster….about three fucking weeks ago.

  17. GerryOS says:

    I just tried to register using the name of your little friend Great Agbonlahor, and guess what?

    “Please enter a legitimate name.”

    It’s obvious what they’re trying to do, isn’t it? Keep the Nigerians away.

  18. O'Reilly says:

    Got an e-mail from a friend containing some disturbing information about ‘Facebook’.

    http://www.commongroundcommonsense.org/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t34949.html

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