My Facebook nightmare
As everyone else seems to be loving it I thought I’d check out this Facebook thing and see what it was all about. However, I had some problems with the registration procedure.Image heavy post, click more to continue.
So, I went to the registration page and put my name and details in, clicked submit and then it gave me this (all images clickable to make bigger):
A legitimate name? Are they saying my name is illegtimate? They’re calling my name a bastard, the cunts. So I tried again:
That didn’t seem to work either. So I tried again:
No joy with that either. What about this?
Oh for fuck’s sake. I tried yet again.
No joy with that either so I tried the following. And it worked.
So, there you go. I am Urall Kuntz. And you know what you all are at Facebook, don’t you?
After a short time browsing around it seems to me to be a thing that you use to keep in touch with people whose email address you already have. What exactly is the point?
June 21st, 2007 at 5:11 pm
classic
June 21st, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Woohoo… went straight to facebook and added you as fiend… I mean friend! The keeping in touch piece is bollix in facebook (just a nicer looking bebo or myspace). Some of the other features such as groups and events are kinda cool!
June 21st, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Theres no point you cunt! Its for kiddies…Heh
June 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Thats brilliant though!
June 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
I had an actual friend once. Didn’t really work out ….
June 21st, 2007 at 6:46 pm
did any one see that those proddy “love ulster” bastards are coming back in august. time to sharpen the batons i think. i saw this charming fold-up machete for sale on ebay. just thought i’d tell you…
June 21st, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Get a life conor.
I suppose you’re one of those sad bastards that were hoping for riots at the Ireland v England game in Croke Park.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:12 pm
It’s like blogging for people who don’t like writing.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Haha….well I’d say the entire force of the Gardai in Ireland will be at it to protect the proddy gimps. U better invest in rocket launchers or something.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Facebook is just Bebo for people who are not pedos.
Well done Twenty. You’re not a pedo!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Just saw an orangeman being interviewed by Brian ‘ i never make mistakes’ Dobson on the news. He said he was friends with King Billy Wright when he was ‘a christian’ back in the day. Obviously a man with principles….then he said loyalists should not have had to go to prison for killing IRA men.
God bless principles…..
And you twenty, apparently you’re not a pedo (Post 10)
God bless you too.
June 21st, 2007 at 10:18 pm
How did I get on then with an illegitimate name? And how did my ex get on being called ‘Fuschia Handcuffs”? Discrimination methinks.
June 21st, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Docfind!
Some one from the Daily Mirror signed up as a doctor with Dockfind, he answered all the questions, and got accepted as a doctor, he got four out of five ticks of commendation!!!
He gave the name..Dr Harold Shipman…
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:59 am
Anyone else have Blogorrah withdrawal symptoms?
Signs: checking every three hours to see if its back yet, back yet, back yet; reading fatuous articles on Grey’s Anatomy offset gay slurs; checking out Twenty’s new Facebook account.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:09 am
Strikes me there’s something very suspicious going on. Blogorrah 2? My hoop. All that work can be done in the background.
I suspect they’re deporting O’Connor for his many and varied crimes. Either that or he’s murdered John Ryan for not paying him or something.
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 am
Or Emma Jane postings were a clever ruse by Russian mafia types to hack into Manahattan Dog’s bank accounts. Twenty: some dodgy dealings alright, seems like someone forgot to wake up the webmaster….about three fucking weeks ago.
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I just tried to register using the name of your little friend Great Agbonlahor, and guess what?
“Please enter a legitimate name.”
It’s obvious what they’re trying to do, isn’t it? Keep the Nigerians away.
June 23rd, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Got an e-mail from a friend containing some disturbing information about ‘Facebook’.
http://www.commongroundcommonsense.org/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t34949.html