Comments on: Virtual Guinness? Fuck off.

By: Ass-per-usual

Ass-per-usual — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:08:30 +0000

Sounds virtually shite

By: georgiasam

georgiasam — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:39:54 +0000

It’ll make a change from the kind of virtual creamy head most male internet users are used to, then. Or can you get them in Second Life too?

By: daniel

daniel — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:48:05 +0000

Can you refuse a badly pulled virtual Guinness? It’s so bad these days that my friend was asked by a recruiter/head hunter if he had a second life account, so they could talk about the options. What’s next? we get payed by our employers in virtual money? Fuck off…

By: kev

kev — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:12:22 +0000

Virtual Guinness has a perfect embossed green shamrock , virtual Jameson should’nt harm you, but to be sure , order your virtual body wuth an extra liver to be virtually on the safe side.

By: Devil's Kitchen

Devil's Kitchen — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:11:28 +0000

Why stand around pretending to be someone you’re not and having that character drink pixellated stout when you could, you know, actually go out and talk to real people and drink the real thing?

It’s so that sad-fuck, tedious bloody teetotallers can go to a virtual pub and pretend to be one of the lads, without everyone else realising that they are actually cunts.

By: ben

ben — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:28:19 +0000

Back in the old old days when a 2400-baud modem was cutting-edge, there were text-only versions of virtual bars. They were just as shite.

By: manuel

manuel — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:04:11 +0000

I wonder if the virtual pint is pulled by a virtual Polish barman and does he get virtual tips. mmmmmmmmmmm

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:09:36 +0000

What the fuck do you mean ‘these days’?

By: Daghda

Daghda — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:43:35 +0000

Yeah I blame the poxy assed middle class wankers with more cash than fucking brains… the twats need stringing up so they do

By: henry

henry — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:36:24 +0000

jesus fucken christ-

you aint half posting some shite these days Twenty.