I blame the parents
Posted on | June 12, 2007 | 21 Comments
I do hope that if the shocking case of that young lad being attacked and savaged by two Rottweilers has taught us, as a society, anything at all it’s that children should be kept off the streets and in attics and poorly lit basements where they belong.
Parents need to accept responsibility for their children. That lad might as well have been a ring of sausages running around the street, it’s no wonder the dogs tried to eat him.
Look at what happens when parents leave their children unattended. They get savaged by dogs, kidnapped from hotel rooms, molested by clergy and raped by swimming coaches, run over by cars, injured getting up to high jinks. And then the parents have the temerity to blame other people for what’s happened to them.
You’re the ones that left them alone, brainiacs. If children up to the age of 18 were required to be under adult supervision at all times the majority of these bad things would not happen. It’s so fucking obvious.
From now on I don’t want to hear any more namby-pamby, hand-wringing from parents or cunts who call up radio shows when another child gets themselves involved in something that hurts, maims or kills them. If you let them out of your sight, even for a second, you get exactly what you deserve, you shoddy, irresponsible bastards.
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June 12th, 2007 @ 9:14 am
“If you let them out of your site, even for a second, you get exactly what you deserve, you shoddy, irresponsible bastards.”
So you are referring only to traveller children then?
June 12th, 2007 @ 9:18 am
heh, duly amended.
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:10 am
I don’t think children should be in this site at all. I’d put one of those Parental Advisory stickers on it just to be safe, Twenty.
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:15 am
Ah twenty, you have no children then obviously. I find sticky tape works on mine best of all
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:29 am
That’s a hardline stance alright. Have a couple of kids of your own mate, see how your theory works out.
On the dog thing, I bet that stupid fucker is sorry she called one of them ‘assassin’. Idiot.
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:35 am
Why would anyone living in a housing estate want to own two Rottweilers?
Stupid fucking cunts should be fed to their own dogs.
But I’d be all for keeping kids in attics. Annoying little fuckers
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:51 am
Bang on Twenty. And another thing, the biggest problem these days is that you’re not allowed to batter yours or anybody elses childer. Remember years ago as a child when you were afraid to say anything to anybody cause you got a batterin, even off the people walking past on the street. Bring back child battering and we wont have any of those young cunts walking the streets mugging decent people.
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:52 am
Why not just arm children with handguns? It works in the States. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:53 am
Put the kids in them cellars with the grills in the footpath, the people with dogs that shit on the paths could let them shit into the cellars, and the ones that pick up dog shit could throw it down into the into the cellars, kids controled, dogs happy, streets clean, every body happy, Twenty you’r a genious!!!!
June 12th, 2007 @ 11:04 am
“you’r a genious!!!!”
And you, sir, are not.
June 12th, 2007 @ 11:05 am
Used a nail gun to fix mine to the floor of their bedrooms, just thru one foot. They can still go round in circles and get plenty of exercise – good training for adult life. Eldest is nearly 18 though and I’m gona hafta release it soon. ‘S a pity ‘cos the bowler had the garden all to himself and now they’ll have to share. Not sure how I’ll get the nail out – after all this time it’s kinda rusted and congealed … maybe stainless steel next time?
June 12th, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
chuntzu – if any of your friends have a chainsaw…
June 12th, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
velcro suits – am sure there are lots of out of work dwarves who have spare suits lying around. think of all the fun you could have arranging the kids on the wall in new and exciting patterns.
June 12th, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
Someone suggested putting kids in cellars with grills for dogs to shit through, can you imagine the indignity of having kids staring through the grills while dogs have a shit..do people not understand that, that is the most private time a dog has in his day?
My canine is totaly disgusted by this whole sorry episode!
June 12th, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
Dogs are just hilarious.. I read the ‘boy’ in question was being thrown around like a ‘steak’??
Anyone ever seen a steak being thrown around before
June 12th, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
‘If children up to the age of 18 were required to be under adult supervision at all times the majority of these bad things would not happen. It’s so fucking obvious.’
Swimming coaches are adults. Clergy are adults. Nothing’s safe.
And any child who spends 24 hours a day in the presence of their parents is going to be extremely fucked up anyway. Better to be chewed by the dog…
June 12th, 2007 @ 4:38 pm
That’s right Twenty, keep the fuckers in the house and make them work. Paint walls, wash floors and take in laundry from neighbors to help keep them busy. Insures that they’ll sleep soundly at night and not interfer with you and your lady of the moment when you’re doing the deed. Oh yeah!
June 12th, 2007 @ 9:38 pm
Kids should be made wear those electric dog collars so if they leave the confines of their homes…. Bang you little cunt!!
Theres one little fucker (about 11)smoking a cigarette outside my window.Hes trying to hide it up his sleeve.I hope its one of those ciggy’s that contain chemicals that make you sterile. Wait till I get me air rifle, the little fucker!
June 12th, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
I disagree!
June 12th, 2007 @ 10:16 pm
Phone rang and I didn’t have the time to comment properly there but I still wanted to register something immediate and shrill and with an exclamation mark.
When we were wee we were (I win the coveted most consecutive w words at Twenty’s place award – I’ll take it in the form of a wild-card court order against anyone my fickle fancy takes – that seems to be so fashionable) more likely to be yelled at for getting mangled in our bikes or falling in the river.
If there was a fight each parent assumed their child was to blame and took it no further. If we were caught doing something wrong, the people most likely to turn us into the police were our own parents, every one of them of the “short sharp shock, and let them learn by their own mistakes/disfigurements/limb losses” school of child-rearing. Sure, they were always there with hugs and “Therethereyoudafties” but after that, when they knew we’d live, we were in big trouble and forced to listen to incredulous, high-pitched questions-without-end about why we could possibly have thought crossing the slimy pipe over the jobbie river was something we thought we could do on our bikes.
In truth, we were all bored into good behaviour. The endless tormenting by smug, giggling siblings not themselves in trouble, and having to hear the story related to everyone from the neighbours to the butcher to the library lady (cos after being bad you weren’t allowed out except for going for messages with your granny) plus the complete lack of sympathy when you said you were itching inside your plaster cast, was just so tedious and dispiriting it made you think twice before flinging yourself off the swing/dune/wall next time.
You also learn that some people have no common sense whatsoever – just never had it nor ever will – and that sometimes these people are just excellent fun to be around. Also, that people with no common sense through no fault of their own form a group that have to be factored into almost every sphere of your adult life, especially vehicular ones. But that they’re not always the arseholes.
June 19th, 2007 @ 12:11 am
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