I have failed you
Posted on | June 9, 2007 | 34 Comments
There I was sitting, drinking beer in the glorious afternoon sun yesterday in the centre of town.
In the middle of the conversation who should walk by but Barry Egan. It didn’t register with me for about 20 seconds though and by the time I had got up and gone after him to smash his hideous fucking face in he had disappeared.
I really hope you can forgive me. I’m so, so sorry.
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June 9th, 2007 @ 12:46 pm
I fackin hate that ginger twat, I hope you battered him twenty
June 9th, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
oh fuck in my eagerness to respond, I didnt realise he “disapeared”, better luck next time
June 9th, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
He didn’t batter him at all. Thats why twenty reckons he has failed us!
June 9th, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Who the fuck is Barry Egan?
I travel to Ireland every few weeks and Iv’e never heard of him!
June 9th, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
your one lucky man Alfie
Ignorance is bliss
June 9th, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
Poor Twenty. You may indeed have failed us, (let’s not beat around the bush)… but you SAW Bazza! That’s horrific. Are you having nightmares about it?
June 9th, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
should have lobbed a pint glass in his direction trainspotting style and hope that he got pulped in the ensuing riot. not as satisfying as doing it yourself, but at least you could continue enjoying a drink while being entertained by the melee.
June 9th, 2007 @ 5:01 pm
Barry Egan gave me the best blowjob I’ve ever had.
I won’t have a word said against him.
June 9th, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
You have failed us, ergo you’re a cunt.
June 9th, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
twenty,
how could you. i have taken two weeks off work just to look for him on the streets so i could do bad things to him (without condom), and could not find him.
Missed opportunity there, but fuck it, he will get it in the end…..a hideous beating.
The guy is a cunt
June 9th, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
Okay… here’s his picture… study it carefully so you won’t be so remiss the next time.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4082/1122/1600/868A7349-0321-6D3D-C1F94642A43E1A30.0.jpg
June 9th, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
Is he as big a twat as Colin Murray?
June 9th, 2007 @ 11:44 pm
barry egan may be a cunt alright but id sooner see ian o doretey given a hiden
June 9th, 2007 @ 11:52 pm
Ah now, while I may rag on Ian O’Doherty, no one deserves as good a hiding as that ginger tit.
Get in good shape; then you’ll be able to catch up with him.
June 10th, 2007 @ 12:07 am
That ergo is like chicken pox the way it spreads.
June 10th, 2007 @ 12:41 am
Damn straight! (unlike that Egan cunt). If you had only thought to call….I could have helped. Just finished reading a buke called “Out” by Japanese author Natsuo Kirino where women regularly butcher their menfolk and dispose of the bits. Got some great ideas that would work brilliantly on Egan. Don’t forget me next time!!
June 10th, 2007 @ 12:43 am
PS Ian O’Doherty is indeed a fat cunt, but never will be as hated as much as Egan. Never. Ever.
June 10th, 2007 @ 1:17 am
FYI:
http://www.peacecorpswriters.org/pages/depts/resources/resour_writers/100daysbook/day001.html
June 10th, 2007 @ 7:10 am
Fuck you Twenty.
Now I don’t believe in nuthin no more. I’m gona go to law school!
June 10th, 2007 @ 7:23 am
surley , that’s like an Elvis sighting
June 10th, 2007 @ 10:08 am
Now I don’t believe in nuthin no more. I’m gona go to law school!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
June 10th, 2007 @ 10:46 am
Barry Egan, Ian O’Doherty and the NI bloke from big brother are on a plane. There are no parachutes except for a black refuse sack………
June 10th, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
Who is Barry Egan? Is he a public figure? What does he do?. I’ve lived in Ireland all my life and never heard of him.
June 10th, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
Wikipedia says he’s a hurling player, that’s it. I’d love to know why everyone hates him so much… because simply being a hurling player can’t possibly be the reason.
June 10th, 2007 @ 4:59 pm
He’s a long haired ginger gossip writer for the Sindo (Sunday Independent) he’s wildly in love with Lisa Murphy, a not very good looking model who is famed for dating Michael Flatley. Hope this helps.
June 10th, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
Yeah, right 20. You were brickin it. typisch Dub, all talk no action
June 10th, 2007 @ 7:42 pm
We give you one job to do and you fuck it up, who do you think you are Mary Harney?
June 10th, 2007 @ 8:07 pm
It’s ok everyone, I tracked him down.. Once I saw the shock of red hair, I knew what to do.. Let’s just say he’s ‘dead’ now…
EDIT: Ooops, it was actually Jean Butler
June 10th, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
Ah Jaysus Twenty!!!! who knows how many literary disasters you could have have prevented.
June 11th, 2007 @ 8:12 am
I used to live downstairs from Barry on Leeson St. One night we were partying and he came down to complain about the noise so I fookin battered him. heh heh heh!!!
June 11th, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Ah you’ll get another chance! When you get your book published Barry would love to have an interview with you. Being a celebrity and all that. And with a little bit of luck he even invites Celia Ahern to do a double interview. Two for the price of one! In order to get him that far you’ll might have to smooth him up a bit, though….
June 11th, 2007 @ 9:15 am
He can shove it up his cunt.
June 12th, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
i forgive you twenty. saw him at the galway races last year – he leered at me and by the time i realised who it was, my chance was gone. it still brings a tear to my eye.
June 14th, 2007 @ 1:29 am
Don’t worry about The Ego Egan. That ginger chug nugget’s cards are marked.