I have failed you
There I was sitting, drinking beer in the glorious afternoon sun yesterday in the centre of town.
In the middle of the conversation who should walk by but Barry Egan. It didn’t register with me for about 20 seconds though and by the time I had got up and gone after him to smash his hideous fucking face in he had disappeared.
I really hope you can forgive me. I’m so, so sorry.
June 9th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I fackin hate that ginger twat, I hope you battered him twenty
June 9th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
oh fuck in my eagerness to respond, I didnt realise he “disapeared”, better luck next time
June 9th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
He didn’t batter him at all. Thats why twenty reckons he has failed us!
June 9th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Who the fuck is Barry Egan?
I travel to Ireland every few weeks and Iv’e never heard of him!
June 9th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
your one lucky man Alfie
Ignorance is bliss
June 9th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Poor Twenty. You may indeed have failed us, (let’s not beat around the bush)… but you SAW Bazza! That’s horrific. Are you having nightmares about it?
June 9th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
should have lobbed a pint glass in his direction trainspotting style and hope that he got pulped in the ensuing riot. not as satisfying as doing it yourself, but at least you could continue enjoying a drink while being entertained by the melee.
June 9th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Barry Egan gave me the best blowjob I’ve ever had.
I won’t have a word said against him.
June 9th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
You have failed us, ergo you’re a cunt.
June 9th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
twenty,
how could you. i have taken two weeks off work just to look for him on the streets so i could do bad things to him (without condom), and could not find him.
Missed opportunity there, but fuck it, he will get it in the end…..a hideous beating.
The guy is a cunt
June 9th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Okay… here’s his picture… study it carefully so you won’t be so remiss the next time.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4082/1122/1600/868A7349-0321-6D3D-C1F94642A43E1A30.0.jpg
June 9th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Is he as big a twat as Colin Murray?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
barry egan may be a cunt alright but id sooner see ian o doretey given a hiden
June 9th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Ah now, while I may rag on Ian O’Doherty, no one deserves as good a hiding as that ginger tit.
Get in good shape; then you’ll be able to catch up with him.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:07 am
That ergo is like chicken pox the way it spreads.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:41 am
Damn straight! (unlike that Egan cunt). If you had only thought to call….I could have helped. Just finished reading a buke called “Out” by Japanese author Natsuo Kirino where women regularly butcher their menfolk and dispose of the bits. Got some great ideas that would work brilliantly on Egan. Don’t forget me next time!!
June 10th, 2007 at 12:43 am
PS Ian O’Doherty is indeed a fat cunt, but never will be as hated as much as Egan. Never. Ever.
June 10th, 2007 at 1:17 am
FYI:
http://www.peacecorpswriters.org/pages/depts/resources/resour_writers/100daysbook/day001.html
June 10th, 2007 at 7:10 am
Fuck you Twenty.
Now I don’t believe in nuthin no more. I’m gona go to law school!
June 10th, 2007 at 7:23 am
surley , that’s like an Elvis sighting
June 10th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Now I don’t believe in nuthin no more. I’m gona go to law school!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
June 10th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Barry Egan, Ian O’Doherty and the NI bloke from big brother are on a plane. There are no parachutes except for a black refuse sack………
June 10th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Who is Barry Egan? Is he a public figure? What does he do?. I’ve lived in Ireland all my life and never heard of him.
June 10th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Wikipedia says he’s a hurling player, that’s it. I’d love to know why everyone hates him so much… because simply being a hurling player can’t possibly be the reason.
June 10th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
He’s a long haired ginger gossip writer for the Sindo (Sunday Independent) he’s wildly in love with Lisa Murphy, a not very good looking model who is famed for dating Michael Flatley. Hope this helps.
June 10th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Yeah, right 20. You were brickin it. typisch Dub, all talk no action
June 10th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
We give you one job to do and you fuck it up, who do you think you are Mary Harney?
June 10th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
It’s ok everyone, I tracked him down.. Once I saw the shock of red hair, I knew what to do.. Let’s just say he’s ‘dead’ now…
EDIT: Ooops, it was actually Jean Butler
June 10th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Ah Jaysus Twenty!!!! who knows how many literary disasters you could have have prevented.
June 11th, 2007 at 8:12 am
I used to live downstairs from Barry on Leeson St. One night we were partying and he came down to complain about the noise so I fookin battered him. heh heh heh!!!
June 11th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Ah you’ll get another chance! When you get your book published Barry would love to have an interview with you. Being a celebrity and all that. And with a little bit of luck he even invites Celia Ahern to do a double interview. Two for the price of one! In order to get him that far you’ll might have to smooth him up a bit, though….
June 11th, 2007 at 9:15 am
He can shove it up his cunt.
June 12th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
i forgive you twenty. saw him at the galway races last year – he leered at me and by the time i realised who it was, my chance was gone. it still brings a tear to my eye.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:29 am
Don’t worry about The Ego Egan. That ginger chug nugget’s cards are marked.