JFK airport threat

Posted on | June 4, 2007 | 21 Comments

Not that I’m doubtful that there was a threat it’s just that it’s been a while since America was reminded about how scared it should be.

Anyway, John McLean is back in the house. He’d have stopped it if it was real.

Terrorists, you need to learn that John McLean won’t stand for your nonsense and he’d destroy most of the airport himself just to stop you doing it.

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21 Responses to “JFK airport threat”

  1. scrud
    June 4th, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

    john mclane was the bloke in die hard……john mclean makes toothpaste

  2. Twenty Major
    June 4th, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

    Terrorists need fresh breath and shiny gums too.

  3. Itinerant
    June 4th, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

    With all the news surrounding it, you’d swear it was an imminent as the UK bomb plot. You know, the one where they were “days” away from executing a dastardly plan to blow up multiple aircraft over the Atlantic with bottles of their own urine, or something. Unfortunately, most of the cunts did not even have passports, or tickets. Days? Hmmm…

    The world needs to be scared. Otherwise, we’d quickly pay attention to what politicians and industry are really up to.

    Oh yeah, John McLane is out – Jack Bauer is in.

  4. Noel
    June 4th, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

    “Unfortunately, most of the cunts did not even have passports, or tickets.”

    Unfortunately??

    Oh and I quickly paid attention when the cunts flew into the World Trade Centre and when the London Underground was bombed. The World needs to be scared because their are scary cunts living in it.

    Politicians and industry? Shut up you stupid itinerant cunt.

  5. Itinerant
    June 4th, 2007 @ 3:11 pm

    I did not mean “unfortunately” in the way that you obviously took it. Perhaps it could have been worded better. I was a commercial pilot in the US until 2001, and was traveling in London right before the bombing. Both hit close to home.

    But yeah, maybe I’m just a stupid cunt…

  6. anna
    June 4th, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

    Did I just hear on the radio that Russia is going to blow up several European cities in an attempt to block the US from putting anti-missile defence systems in them?

    I’m a little tired; I may have misheard it… anyone else hear this?

  7. load'a'bollix
    June 4th, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

    all the young one might not remember Heathrow from years ago, if you where Irish, looked Irish, they put you tru the hoops.

    Anyway, they really pissed of the wrong people, the IRA drove a car into a hotel carpark miles away, and fired blank mortars into the biggest target in London to tell them, if they wanted to blow the place up, it
    would be that simple.
    The British authorities then took a less aggressive stance towards the normal poor cunt trying to
    get from A to B.

    Fuck knows what the yanks are upto now, I’d say they don’t really know themselves.

  8. size ten
    June 4th, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

    They still do it to them cunts from the six counties, when they go through Gatwick they herd them through special gutters, so they can scan them, they get special treatment and they still whinge, fucking whinging bastards!!!

  9. porridge
    June 4th, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

    the americans do have a master plan – an adaptation of the book 1984 by george orwell. fabricate or push others into being enemies, rewrite everything to fit your geopolitical aims, always have a war going somewhere, and keep the population scared and confused so they will accept anything done to them and buy more needless junk for comfort.

  10. northside langer
    June 4th, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

    As Rocky (or maybe it was gizmo from gremlins) said ”to fight a war, you gotta become war” just before pumping himself full of steroid skag…

    I think it was from the directors cut…

  11. Janice PID
    June 4th, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

    You’ll find everything you need to know in Rockys 1 to 3. Anything you don’t find there, check out Rocky Biboa. He’s da man. Him and that midget who sang Life is a Rollercoaster.

  12. Irish Itinerant
    June 4th, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

    [...] making somewhat of a verbal faux pas over here, I thought I’d use my little slice of the web to state my thoughts so that there are no [...]

  13. Lung the Younger
    June 4th, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

    Isn’t there some American jingle that includes the lyrics:

    …home of the brave and land of the free.

    This is a nation that is now allowing their own government to strip them of their freedoms because they’re scared. Charmingly ironic really.

  14. henry
    June 4th, 2007 @ 9:24 pm

    Twenty-

    I thought you had banned that nazi loving cunt Noel-for life.

  15. Twenty Major
    June 4th, 2007 @ 9:37 pm

    Had I?

  16. porridge
    June 4th, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

    as bill hicks said: you are free to do what we tell you.

    sod jack bauer. inspector tequila from hard boiled rocks.

  17. Scuttery Paddy
    June 4th, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

    “Oh and I quickly paid attention when the cunts flew into the World Trade Centre and when the London Underground was bombed. The World needs to be scared because their are scary cunts living in it.”

    Yeah, lets stay in a state of perpetual fear. YEHAAAW! I’m a gunna lock myself in this here NUKELEAR BOMB SHELTER for the next ten years

    Fucking window licking cunt

  18. Sassy Sundry
    June 4th, 2007 @ 10:32 pm

    I love how plots are always foiled just at the right time for good PR.

  19. henry
    June 4th, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

    Yup.

  20. bholg
    June 4th, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

    “Did I just hear on the radio that Russia is going to blow up several European cities in an attempt to block the US from putting anti-missile defence systems in them?”

    Cool- if they get rid of them czech cunts we’ll get into euro 2008… session on!

  21. load'a'bollix
    June 5th, 2007 @ 12:29 am

    Oi, Lung the Younger,

    very good, as Borat would say, I like…
    also liked Borat’s support for
    America’s war of terror.
    ==================================================
    Isn’t there some American jingle that includes the lyrics:
    …home of the brave and land of the free.

    This is a nation that is now allowing their own government to strip them of their freedoms because they’re scared. Charmingly ironic really.
    ==================================================

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