JFK airport threat

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on June 4th, 2007

Not that I’m doubtful that there was a threat it’s just that it’s been a while since America was reminded about how scared it should be.

Anyway, John McLean is back in the house. He’d have stopped it if it was real.

Terrorists, you need to learn that John McLean won’t stand for your nonsense and he’d destroy most of the airport himself just to stop you doing it.

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21 comments

  1. scrud says:

    john mclane was the bloke in die hard……john mclean makes toothpaste

    June 4th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

  2. Twenty Major says:

    Terrorists need fresh breath and shiny gums too.

    June 4th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
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  3. Itinerant says:

    With all the news surrounding it, you’d swear it was an imminent as the UK bomb plot. You know, the one where they were “days” away from executing a dastardly plan to blow up multiple aircraft over the Atlantic with bottles of their own urine, or something. Unfortunately, most of the cunts did not even have passports, or tickets. Days? Hmmm…

    The world needs to be scared. Otherwise, we’d quickly pay attention to what politicians and industry are really up to.

    Oh yeah, John McLane is out - Jack Bauer is in.

    June 4th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
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  4. Noel says:

    “Unfortunately, most of the cunts did not even have passports, or tickets.”

    Unfortunately??

    Oh and I quickly paid attention when the cunts flew into the World Trade Centre and when the London Underground was bombed. The World needs to be scared because their are scary cunts living in it.

    Politicians and industry? Shut up you stupid itinerant cunt.

    June 4th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
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  5. Itinerant says:

    I did not mean “unfortunately” in the way that you obviously took it. Perhaps it could have been worded better. I was a commercial pilot in the US until 2001, and was traveling in London right before the bombing. Both hit close to home.

    But yeah, maybe I’m just a stupid cunt…

    June 4th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
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  6. anna says:

    Did I just hear on the radio that Russia is going to blow up several European cities in an attempt to block the US from putting anti-missile defence systems in them?

    I’m a little tired; I may have misheard it… anyone else hear this?

    June 4th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
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  7. load'a'bollix says:

    all the young one might not remember Heathrow from years ago, if you where Irish, looked Irish, they put you tru the hoops.

    Anyway, they really pissed of the wrong people, the IRA drove a car into a hotel carpark miles away, and fired blank mortars into the biggest target in London to tell them, if they wanted to blow the place up, it
    would be that simple.
    The British authorities then took a less aggressive stance towards the normal poor cunt trying to
    get from A to B.

    Fuck knows what the yanks are upto now, I’d say they don’t really know themselves.

    June 4th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
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  8. size ten says:

    They still do it to them cunts from the six counties, when they go through Gatwick they herd them through special gutters, so they can scan them, they get special treatment and they still whinge, fucking whinging bastards!!!

    June 4th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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  9. porridge says:

    the americans do have a master plan - an adaptation of the book 1984 by george orwell. fabricate or push others into being enemies, rewrite everything to fit your geopolitical aims, always have a war going somewhere, and keep the population scared and confused so they will accept anything done to them and buy more needless junk for comfort.

    June 4th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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  10. northside langer says:

    As Rocky (or maybe it was gizmo from gremlins) said ”to fight a war, you gotta become war” just before pumping himself full of steroid skag…

    I think it was from the directors cut…

    June 4th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
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  11. Janice PID says:

    You’ll find everything you need to know in Rockys 1 to 3. Anything you don’t find there, check out Rocky Biboa. He’s da man. Him and that midget who sang Life is a Rollercoaster.

    June 4th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
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  12. Irish Itinerant says:

    [...] making somewhat of a verbal faux pas over here, I thought I’d use my little slice of the web to state my thoughts so that there are no [...]

    June 4th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
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  13. Lung the Younger says:

    Isn’t there some American jingle that includes the lyrics:

    …home of the brave and land of the free.

    This is a nation that is now allowing their own government to strip them of their freedoms because they’re scared. Charmingly ironic really.

    June 4th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
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  14. henry says:

    Twenty-

    I thought you had banned that nazi loving cunt Noel-for life.

    June 4th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
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  15. Twenty Major says:

    Had I?

    June 4th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
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  16. porridge says:

    as bill hicks said: you are free to do what we tell you.

    sod jack bauer. inspector tequila from hard boiled rocks.

    June 4th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
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  17. Scuttery Paddy says:

    “Oh and I quickly paid attention when the cunts flew into the World Trade Centre and when the London Underground was bombed. The World needs to be scared because their are scary cunts living in it.”

    Yeah, lets stay in a state of perpetual fear. YEHAAAW! I’m a gunna lock myself in this here NUKELEAR BOMB SHELTER for the next ten years

    Fucking window licking cunt

    June 4th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
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  18. Sassy Sundry says:

    I love how plots are always foiled just at the right time for good PR.

    June 4th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
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  19. henry says:

    Yup.

    June 4th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
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  20. bholg says:

    “Did I just hear on the radio that Russia is going to blow up several European cities in an attempt to block the US from putting anti-missile defence systems in them?”

    Cool- if they get rid of them czech cunts we’ll get into euro 2008… session on!

    June 4th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
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  21. load'a'bollix says:

    Oi, Lung the Younger,

    very good, as Borat would say, I like…
    also liked Borat’s support for
    America’s war of terror.
    ==================================================
    Isn’t there some American jingle that includes the lyrics:
    …home of the brave and land of the free.

    This is a nation that is now allowing their own government to strip them of their freedoms because they’re scared. Charmingly ironic really.
    ==================================================

    June 5th, 2007 at 12:29 am
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