Ian Paisley Junior loves gay people
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on May 31st, 2007
I love this fuss about Ian Paisley Jr. The son of Northern Ireland’s most famous cabaret entertainer has revealed he’s no fan of the Friends of Dorothy or Navratilovettes. He says:
I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and – without caring about it - harm society.
Now, many people have called on him to apologise for his remarks but why should he? If he truly believes that gay and lesbian people harm society isn’t he perfectly entitled to that view, no matter how ridiculous and prejudiced it is?
If he apologises he’s only doing so because he’s been forced to not because he is actually sorry. He might be sorry that he said what he said in public but he won’t be sorry for his point of view. So apologising not only makes him homophobic moron it makes him a hyporcritical homophobic moron who doesn’t have the courage of his own convictions.
It’s like the countless people who get pulled up for saying something on American TV then appear weeping on camera about how they’re not racist. Fuck off, would you?
If you believe something at least fucking stand by it and don’t bow to media and public pressure to make an apology that you don’t really mean.
Isn’t it just the equivalent of the teacher making you say sorry to the kid you’ve been fighting with and you say ‘Soooooorrrry’ in a voice that makes it obvious you’re not really sorry at all.
Personally I’m repulsed by politicians. I think they’re wrong. I think those people harm themselves and - without caring about it - harm society.
And if that bothers you just shove it up your hole.
Twenty, ever heard of the word “muckjaw” ? I was writing an email this morning and it came into my head when describing bankers - as in bankers talk a load of muckjaw. Anyway, I would like to know if anybody has actually heard this word before or if I just invented it this morning…
Answers on a postcard, many thanks, shove it up your hole what a loada muckjaw….etc etc. Kind regards.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:59 am
There’s something a little queer about this post Twenty…
May 31st, 2007 at 10:00 am
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The repulsion is mutual so not a problem really
May 31st, 2007 at 10:17 am
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Better being an open-plan twat than a closet one. Personally I believe he’s entitled to his opinion just as I am entitled to believe he’s an idiot.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:40 am
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The two queers living next door to me have just had one of those composting toilets installed,they’r going to use it as an incubator to start a family!
May 31st, 2007 at 10:45 am
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I heard Mel Gibson’s making “Passion of The Christ II - Christ Strikes Back” to try to get back into the good books with the Jews.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:35 am
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NOW IN FAIRNESS, TWENTY. Admitting you are repulsed by politicians isn’t much of a burning-at-the-stake offense. Admit to hating kittens or Mother Teresa or rainbows or cake - now THAT would be something I could admire.
Personally, I hate anti-drugs campaigners. They’re always so wan, don’t you think?
May 31st, 2007 at 11:40 am
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I’d normally lean towards what you’re saying. Political correctness is simply another form of censorship at times.
But Paisley Jnr is a Minister with special responsibility for Equality. If he was one of the banjo playing Deliverance extras the DUP has, fair enough, but he’s a government minister responsible for this.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:51 am
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Just to stick to my party line. I hate sin fein for the way they have divided my country and for infesting my football club.
I also hate them because I have to admit if it wasn’t for ian paisley snr, they’d be running around with more guns. And anyone that makes me admire ian paisley, really deserves to be hated.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:04 pm
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woowoo, Ian Paisley Snr.is probably the greatest Agent the IRA ever had. And you can ask anybody who knows anything about Northern Irish politics on that.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:39 pm
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Exactly - and thats why I hate him.And sf was the greatest agents the loyalists murderers ever had.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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Paisley Jnr, is right about the queers, I think McGuinness is going to make Dung Packing compulsory!!
May 31st, 2007 at 12:48 pm
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I don’t care if he apologises because we all know he won’t mean it. However he should be sacked. You shouldn’t be allowed to hold a junior Ministry with special responsibility for Equality if you are a bigot.
May 31st, 2007 at 1:00 pm
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I didn’t quite catch that… » Thank God, Twenty is back says:
[...] But that election has come and gone, and that means that there is more to be discussed than boring politics. Yes, we now get a return to proper piss-taking of politicians. [...]
May 31st, 2007 at 1:07 pm
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It really is Irish dont you think! The equality minister hates minorities. Next he will say he hates blacks, Jews and Prodestants that support the UUP.
He should not apoligise he should just be sacked and let to crawl back the his hole in the ground.
On a similar note why cant I refer to something as Gay anymore ? I dont see anything wrong with being gay and so why is it seen as being wrong to call something gay. Next we wont be able to refer to things as Girly, Boys Toys, chick flicks the list goes on.
May 31st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
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Why are there no nails in a lesbian’s bed?
Because it is all tongue ‘n’ groove!
May 31st, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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two cannibals eating a homosexual, one sys ” does this taste queer to you ? “
May 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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says
May 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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if ipj has a toothache, send him to the gay dentist…the tooth fairy
May 31st, 2007 at 1:54 pm
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Two Lesbian Frogs, One says to the other we do taste like chicken.
May 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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I agree with Mark, he should be sacked.
Being a bigot is not funny.
Notice the deafening silence from all other politicians who won’t call an ignoramus an ignoramus, for fear of upsetting the ICA and the staunch religious types.
Of course, poetic justice would dictate that all of his children would grow up to be gay and proud of it, and god knows anybody’s children could grow up to be gay, so people should be careful who they condemn, as they could be condemned.
Or something like that!
May 31st, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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Twenty
Are the outlawing your little brother today - ‘tenmajor’
Shocking - those bigotted gov health civil servants types
May 31st, 2007 at 2:27 pm
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Baby Ian loves black men. This is a well known fact in Free pee circles.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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Aw, the memories of ten major boxes when I was a rookie smoker!
This political correctness is gone mad.
What next, no naggins of vodka allowed ??
They’re ruining our culture, these politicos, if you ask me!!!!
May 31st, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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Sorry this is a case of doth protest too much as apparently Ian jnr is a big boy fan.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:59 pm
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‘Dad, I’ve just had sex for the first time!’
‘Congratulations son’ dad says, getting two beers from the fridge, ‘any questions son’.
‘Yeah, how long will my arse hurt for’
May 31st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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Being brought up by a fundamentalist Christian (well to the right of Luther) I can’t see how he wouldn’t think like he does.
He is entitled to his opinion, something that we demand to be entitled to ourselves yet expect politicians not to have. For some reason we expect them all to be the same shade of PC grey on every issue.
I’d rather know I was dealing with a straight talker I disagreed with than a spin bunny who tells me what I like to hear.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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What’s all the surprise?
He’s been openly hating and inciting hatred of “Ceathlix” for years…
They knew this when he was appointed…
May 31st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
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Lesbians ARE hot though!
May 31st, 2007 at 7:00 pm
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Idiots - if we sacked all the bigots Stormont woud be fucking empty!
p.s. Sweary - Mother Teresa ? What a cunt!
May 31st, 2007 at 7:41 pm
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Now that he can’t officially condemn and hatemonger Catholics he had to find a new target. The poll taken earlier in the year revealed that it gays and lesbians were cited as the #1 group that people in the North didn’t want as a neighbor.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:44 pm
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Medbh - thank God they didn’t ask him about Gay Catholics!
May 31st, 2007 at 7:50 pm
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Hellooooh. Not the stocky beetle browed ditchpigs that I’ve seen. Jeezus.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:07 pm
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right, here we go….gay/lesbian people who piss me off (without them knowing it). This is not racist…it’s purely factual:
1. Brian Kennedy
2. Brian McFatso from Boyzone (I think)
3. George Bush/Michael (whatever… mixed emotions)
4. Nell McCafferty
5. Elton Fucking John (to give him his full name)
6. The big bird who used to shag Madonna…Sarah ??
7. Mary Robinson (allegedly)
8. Bertie (now I’m making it up)
9. The Cunt Tubridy (what was the question??)
10. Graham Norton……don’t even ask (should have at least been #2?)
P.S. Helllooo: lesbians ARE hot.,…
May 31st, 2007 at 11:58 pm
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Paisley Snr, has sorted it out, he took Paisley Jnr into his study, put him across his knee pulled down his trousers, pulled down his union jack pants, exposing his lovely white soft fat arse cheeks, he rubbed them a little bit and said now son you should not be agreeing with them CATLICKS, then he took a belt from his altar, and he started beating Jnr’s lovely soft white fat arse cheeks, first it tingled a bit, leaving pink marks, then it stung a bit, leaving red marks, then it started to hurt making his lovely white soft fat arse cheeks all red, finally it got to the stage where they both could enjoy it especially Snr he could see the image of the union jack that the belt had left on Jnr’s, lovely white, pink, red, fat arse cheeks..I LOVE THE IRISH….
June 1st, 2007 at 10:19 am
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Why do I get the impression that anonymous was having a wank when he/she wrote that comment?
June 1st, 2007 at 10:42 am
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I imagine that semen is a bugger to clean off keyboards, hope he was careful.
June 1st, 2007 at 1:18 pm
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You two fuckers read it right through to the end, though, didn’t ye?
June 1st, 2007 at 3:03 pm
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I was wearing a condom so thats alright….
June 1st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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It’s odd the way writing something affects you differently to reading it, when I wrote that comment this morning, I was only relating to punishement practices carried out among the hierarchy of political and religious office in IRELAND,I didn’t think it had any sexual conetations, such as Kav and Woody seem to have found there, I suppose it’s like beauty or art,it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
So, unwittingly I have added something to their daily pleasure, I have read it again myself and I can’t see where they are comming from!!
June 1st, 2007 at 5:48 pm
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“I heard Mel Gibson’s making ‘Passion of The Christ II - Christ Strikes Back’”
I believe it’s actually ‘Passion of The Christ II - Crucify This’
June 1st, 2007 at 10:49 pm
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Gays are OK, but I don’t understand the part about licking arses as sex, or the compulsion to swallow semen like yr name was Jacinta. Or some of the other things that can’t be mentioned in Twenty Major’s blog or any other dacent blog.
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:15 pm
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“Or some of the other things that can’t be mentioned in Twenty Major’s blog or any other DACENT blog”
Twenty, that’s both an insult and ……………….a challenge!
June 4th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
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Hi
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently.
Bye
July 8th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
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