Comments on: Further… http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Markham http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8404 Markham Mon, 28 May 2007 00:15:04 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8404 Best use of the word 'it' as a means to degrade the subject....ever. Best use of the word ‘it’ as a means to degrade the subject….ever.

]]> By: cantona http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8223 cantona Wed, 23 May 2007 21:32:35 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8223 They could be a bit more inventive in the sales patter.... Scobie: "Knock knock" Punter: "Who's there?" Scobie: "Biggish" Punter: "Biggish who?" Scobie: "No problem bud, that'll be €2!" I'd even buy one on that basis...A born salesman They could be a bit more inventive in the sales patter….

Scobie: “Knock knock”
Punter: “Who’s there?”
Scobie: “Biggish”
Punter: “Biggish who?”
Scobie: “No problem bud, that’ll be €2!”

I’d even buy one on that basis…A born salesman

]]> By: Dale de Moin Marn http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8196 Dale de Moin Marn Wed, 23 May 2007 09:38:06 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8196 Can't see what the fuss is about. It was probably some ruthless tw*t trying to finance his crack habit. Did he have a dog? Can’t see what the fuss is about. It was probably some ruthless tw*t trying to finance his crack habit. Did he have a dog?

]]> By: Sid Trotter http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8186 Sid Trotter Wed, 23 May 2007 08:09:11 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8186 I think you have committed a heinous crime twenty and you should turn yourself in. Fancy not even rifling through his pockets I think you have committed a heinous crime twenty and you should turn yourself in. Fancy not even rifling through his pockets

]]> By: Dogzbollix http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8182 Dogzbollix Tue, 22 May 2007 22:05:47 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8182 Sorry Car "as gaeilge", consider me suitably contrite and humbled...... Sorry Car “as gaeilge”, consider me suitably contrite and humbled……

]]> By: Gluaistean http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8180 Gluaistean Tue, 22 May 2007 21:57:51 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8180 Patronising arseholes - you forget when YOU or yer fucking illigitimate Mammies and Daddies were sucking on the Dole with FAR less reason than the 'non-nationals' - you sorry bunch of wanna-be 'sophisticates' Patronising arseholes – you forget when YOU or yer fucking illigitimate Mammies and Daddies were sucking on the Dole with FAR less reason than the ‘non-nationals’ – you sorry bunch of wanna-be ‘sophisticates’

]]> By: JC Skinner http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8179 JC Skinner Tue, 22 May 2007 21:20:15 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8179 I think there's a bounty on their heads from the vermin control section of the Department of Agriculture. Cull them all, and make a handy second income! After all, selling that shite is a handy second income for most of those sponging cunts. I think there’s a bounty on their heads from the vermin control section of the Department of Agriculture.
Cull them all, and make a handy second income!
After all, selling that shite is a handy second income for most of those sponging cunts.

]]> By: Dogzbollix http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8177 Dogzbollix Tue, 22 May 2007 20:37:38 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8177 Beeeeeeeeeek Issyoooooooo. (doesn't capture the correct tone of maudlin whine though...) Beeeeeeeeeek Issyoooooooo. (doesn’t capture the correct tone of maudlin whine though…)

]]> By: Annie Rhiannon http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8176 Annie Rhiannon Tue, 22 May 2007 19:26:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8176 Surely it's just the same as Gomaith said on the original post: <i>Heat up the pan, throw a bit of butter in. Drop him in for three minutes at a high heat. Serve with a wedge of soda bread and Kerrygold butter.</i> You're in Dublin, after all, home of "variety meat" cuisine in over-priced restaurants. Surely it’s just the same as Gomaith said on the original post:

Heat up the pan, throw a bit of butter in. Drop him in for three minutes at a high heat. Serve with a wedge of soda bread and Kerrygold butter.

You’re in Dublin, after all, home of “variety meat” cuisine in over-priced restaurants.

]]> By: scrumpleton http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8175 scrumpleton Tue, 22 May 2007 19:23:17 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/22/further/#comment-8175 Depends entirely on the variety of Big Issue vendor you're dealing with. A Roma gypsy woman with a nine-year old child swaddled up to resemble a newborn infant, for example, will put a horrible curse you as soon as she recovers from the initial impact. Best to reverse over them both quickly unless you want to spend the rest of your life with no cock and an elbow for a head. Depends entirely on the variety of Big Issue vendor you’re dealing with.

A Roma gypsy woman with a nine-year old child swaddled up to resemble a newborn infant, for example, will put a horrible curse you as soon as she recovers from the initial impact. Best to reverse over them both quickly unless you want to spend the rest of your life with no cock and an elbow for a head.

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