Further…
…to this post, what is the protocol if you run over an Big Issue seller and it’s half dead? I’m beginning to think that reversing back over it, repeatedly, to finish it off isn’t the done thing…
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May 22nd, 2007 at 7:30 pm
problem solved. just buy one of these.
http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/T72_tanks_for_sale_page.htm
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Now did you mean half dead before you ran over it or after? If it was half dead before, you may well have finished it off with a single going over of the tires, no need for reversing, etc.
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Depends entirely on the variety of Big Issue vendor you’re dealing with.
A Roma gypsy woman with a nine-year old child swaddled up to resemble a newborn infant, for example, will put a horrible curse you as soon as she recovers from the initial impact. Best to reverse over them both quickly unless you want to spend the rest of your life with no cock and an elbow for a head.
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Surely it’s just the same as Gomaith said on the original post:
Heat up the pan, throw a bit of butter in. Drop him in for three minutes at a high heat. Serve with a wedge of soda bread and Kerrygold butter.
You’re in Dublin, after all, home of “variety meat” cuisine in over-priced restaurants.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Beeeeeeeeeek Issyoooooooo. (doesn’t capture the correct tone of maudlin whine though…)
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:20 pm
I think there’s a bounty on their heads from the vermin control section of the Department of Agriculture.
Cull them all, and make a handy second income!
After all, selling that shite is a handy second income for most of those sponging cunts.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Patronising arseholes – you forget when YOU or yer fucking illigitimate Mammies and Daddies were sucking on the Dole with FAR less reason than the ‘non-nationals’ – you sorry bunch of wanna-be ’sophisticates’
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Sorry Car “as gaeilge”, consider me suitably contrite and humbled……
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:09 am
I think you have committed a heinous crime twenty and you should turn yourself in. Fancy not even rifling through his pockets
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:38 am
Can’t see what the fuss is about. It was probably some ruthless tw*t trying to finance his crack habit. Did he have a dog?
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 pm
They could be a bit more inventive in the sales patter….
Scobie: “Knock knock”
Punter: “Who’s there?”
Scobie: “Biggish”
Punter: “Biggish who?”
Scobie: “No problem bud, that’ll be €2!”
I’d even buy one on that basis…A born salesman
May 28th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Best use of the word ‘it’ as a means to degrade the subject….ever.