12 Responses to “Further…”

1. porridge
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:30 pm

   problem solved. just buy one of these.

   http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/T72_tanks_for_sale_page.htm

2. Glinda the good witch
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:38 pm

   Now did you mean half dead before you ran over it or after? If it was half dead before, you may well have finished it off with a single going over of the tires, no need for reversing, etc.

3. scrumpleton
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:23 pm

   Depends entirely on the variety of Big Issue vendor you’re dealing with.

   A Roma gypsy woman with a nine-year old child swaddled up to resemble a newborn infant, for example, will put a horrible curse you as soon as she recovers from the initial impact. Best to reverse over them both quickly unless you want to spend the rest of your life with no cock and an elbow for a head.

4. Annie Rhiannon
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:26 pm

   Surely it’s just the same as Gomaith said on the original post:

   Heat up the pan, throw a bit of butter in. Drop him in for three minutes at a high heat. Serve with a wedge of soda bread and Kerrygold butter.

   You’re in Dublin, after all, home of “variety meat” cuisine in over-priced restaurants.

5. Dogzbollix
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:37 pm

   Beeeeeeeeeek Issyoooooooo. (doesn’t capture the correct tone of maudlin whine though…)

6. JC Skinner
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

   I think there’s a bounty on their heads from the vermin control section of the Department of Agriculture.
   Cull them all, and make a handy second income!
   After all, selling that shite is a handy second income for most of those sponging cunts.

7. Gluaistean
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 10:57 pm

   Patronising arseholes – you forget when YOU or yer fucking illigitimate Mammies and Daddies were sucking on the Dole with FAR less reason than the ‘non-nationals’ – you sorry bunch of wanna-be ‘sophisticates’

8. Dogzbollix
   May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

   Sorry Car “as gaeilge”, consider me suitably contrite and humbled……

9. Sid Trotter
   May 23rd, 2007 @ 9:09 am

   I think you have committed a heinous crime twenty and you should turn yourself in. Fancy not even rifling through his pockets

10. Dale de Moin Marn
    May 23rd, 2007 @ 10:38 am

    Can’t see what the fuss is about. It was probably some ruthless tw*t trying to finance his crack habit. Did he have a dog?

11. cantona
    May 23rd, 2007 @ 10:32 pm

    They could be a bit more inventive in the sales patter….

    Scobie: “Knock knock”
    Punter: “Who’s there?”
    Scobie: “Biggish”
    Punter: “Biggish who?”
    Scobie: “No problem bud, that’ll be €2!”

    I’d even buy one on that basis…A born salesman

12. Markham
    May 28th, 2007 @ 1:15 am

    Best use of the word ‘it’ as a means to degrade the subject….ever.

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