…to this post, what is the protocol if you run over an Big Issue seller and it’s half dead? I’m beginning to think that reversing back over it, repeatedly, to finish it off isn’t the done thing…
Now did you mean half dead before you ran over it or after? If it was half dead before, you may well have finished it off with a single going over of the tires, no need for reversing, etc.
Depends entirely on the variety of Big Issue vendor you’re dealing with.
A Roma gypsy woman with a nine-year old child swaddled up to resemble a newborn infant, for example, will put a horrible curse you as soon as she recovers from the initial impact. Best to reverse over them both quickly unless you want to spend the rest of your life with no cock and an elbow for a head.
I think there’s a bounty on their heads from the vermin control section of the Department of Agriculture.
Cull them all, and make a handy second income!
After all, selling that shite is a handy second income for most of those sponging cunts.
Patronising arseholes – you forget when YOU or yer fucking illigitimate Mammies and Daddies were sucking on the Dole with FAR less reason than the ‘non-nationals’ – you sorry bunch of wanna-be ‘sophisticates’
problem solved. just buy one of these.
http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/T72_tanks_for_sale_page.htm
Now did you mean half dead before you ran over it or after? If it was half dead before, you may well have finished it off with a single going over of the tires, no need for reversing, etc.
Depends entirely on the variety of Big Issue vendor you’re dealing with.
A Roma gypsy woman with a nine-year old child swaddled up to resemble a newborn infant, for example, will put a horrible curse you as soon as she recovers from the initial impact. Best to reverse over them both quickly unless you want to spend the rest of your life with no cock and an elbow for a head.
Surely it’s just the same as Gomaith said on the original post:
Heat up the pan, throw a bit of butter in. Drop him in for three minutes at a high heat. Serve with a wedge of soda bread and Kerrygold butter.
You’re in Dublin, after all, home of “variety meat” cuisine in over-priced restaurants.
Beeeeeeeeeek Issyoooooooo. (doesn’t capture the correct tone of maudlin whine though…)
I think there’s a bounty on their heads from the vermin control section of the Department of Agriculture.
Cull them all, and make a handy second income!
After all, selling that shite is a handy second income for most of those sponging cunts.
Patronising arseholes – you forget when YOU or yer fucking illigitimate Mammies and Daddies were sucking on the Dole with FAR less reason than the ‘non-nationals’ – you sorry bunch of wanna-be ‘sophisticates’
Sorry Car “as gaeilge”, consider me suitably contrite and humbled……
I think you have committed a heinous crime twenty and you should turn yourself in. Fancy not even rifling through his pockets
Can’t see what the fuss is about. It was probably some ruthless tw*t trying to finance his crack habit. Did he have a dog?
They could be a bit more inventive in the sales patter….
Scobie: “Knock knock”
Punter: “Who’s there?”
Scobie: “Biggish”
Punter: “Biggish who?”
Scobie: “No problem bud, that’ll be €2!”
I’d even buy one on that basis…A born salesman
Best use of the word ‘it’ as a means to degrade the subject….ever.