Comments on: Dreaming Pete

By: frontallobotomy

frontallobotomy — Mon, 21 May 2007 15:28:24 +0000

What about fried tomato samwidges? They were good too. Lots of salt and plentya buther. Used to have them for the ‘school tour’ for some reason. There we were in second class, going to the Boyne Valley, and having travelled on some shitty old Iarnrod Eireann bus for several bumpy hours and if the rain’d keep off for a minute all the little ‘uns would sit on the wet grass and eat their very soggy-with-bits-of-black tomato samwidges accompanied by the many-times-re-used bottle of diluted orange. The saccharin in that stuff was bloody great. All illegally unhealthy now of course.

By: frontallobotomy

frontallobotomy — Mon, 21 May 2007 15:21:38 +0000

Ah banana samwidges. Yeah we got the butter AND the sugar if thw ma was feeling generous. Sometimes we’d just buther the bread and dip it in the sugar. Ahh..sugar samwidges….
The very best was Tayto cheese and onion crisps on a buthered slice tho.. lovely…specially all the crushed bits in the bottom corner of the bag…
Now there’s a dream worth staying asleep for..
‘Course ye can’t get bloody Tayto, King or any crisp of decent calibre over here…

By: ellie

ellie — Sun, 20 May 2007 13:24:42 +0000

Banana on toast is fine but the stodgy bread and slimey banana make banana sandwiches gross.

By: The Scawgeen

The Scawgeen — Sat, 19 May 2007 12:35:03 +0000

Apologies that should read ‘Revenge of Billy the Kid’

By: The Scawgeen

The Scawgeen — Sat, 19 May 2007 12:24:15 +0000

I fear your friend has issues having watched ‘Return of Billy the Kid’ as an impressionable young lad. The big question is he a Cookeen or a Frytex man. All five senses are in motion in this dream, take for example the banana sandwich, it’s not the consistancy of the banana but rather the colour he should be looking at….yellow and what does that tells us ? yes precisely. With regards to the bad fishy smell and the the double row of sharp teeth, I think your friend knows in his heart and soul a trip to the dentist is in order.

By: steph

steph — Sat, 19 May 2007 09:08:47 +0000

I hate cunts who bang on and on about their friggin dreams.
Nobody cares.

Unless it’s about me, then I want to hear it….but not if you’re a fugly bastard and it involves the exchange of bodily fluids….

P.S Bannana sandwiches are like eating lung mucus between bread. *vomits*

By: kev

kev — Sat, 19 May 2007 08:01:22 +0000

i had a similaR EXPERIENCE I ’68 , ONLY , IT WAS’NT A DREAM AND THE GOATS WORE LEE JEANS

By: Seaman Staines

Seaman Staines — Sat, 19 May 2007 03:10:32 +0000

Cheese and onion king crisp sandwiches, now that brings me back. Mostly to my poverty stricken days, but fuck it I can laugh in face of those memories now that I can buy a pot of jam. Still have the odd one though, for the memories. Cookie sandwiches anyone? They were tasty too, crunchy and tasty, and not a bad mix after a dip in a cup of 20-minute-brewed Barry’s. Worth trying if you’ve been so far deprived.
Speaking of cookies, would you look at the flaps on Fanny! Phowr, but she’d put you in yer place

http://www.flipperfannyscookies.com/images/flipperfanny.gif

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Fri, 18 May 2007 16:17:33 +0000

Elvis’s favourite snack was fried banana and peanut butter sandwich.

Yes butter. What kind of a madman doesn’t use butter on their nana sannies? Freak.

By: Gomaith

Gomaith — Fri, 18 May 2007 16:03:44 +0000

Butter of course, if you’re lucky enough to have it.

Acquired taste maybe. The peanut butter idea is foul though alright.