Old comments
From time to time, through the miracle of Google I suppose, people go searching for something and end up here or on the old Blogspot site. Then they comment. Some of the comments are amusing.
Like the person who commented on the PETA are fucking cunts post. They said:
YOU’RE ALL MEAT-HEADED CUNTS TOO !
IF YOU ALL THINK THAT THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO FEED YOURSELVES OTHER THAN SLAUGHTERING FELLOW LIVING BEINGS, AND PROCESSING THEIR LIVES FOR THAT SOLE PURPOSE, THEN YOU SHOULD ALL BE “HUMANELY” SLAUGHTERED IN THE SAME MANNER AS YOU WOULD ALLOW DONE TO THEM!!! SO YOU ALL WOULDN’T MIND THAT WOULD YOU..? THINK IT’S ALRIGHT THAT WE TREAT THEM THE WAY WE DO? THEN OFFER YOURSELVES UP AS FOOD FOR EACH OTHER YOU BRAINLESS CANNIBALS..! YOU’RE ALL FUCKING HYPOCRITES! LMFAO: EAT FLESH AND DIE YOUNG YOU POOR GODDAMN FOOLS.
Nice. I like the capitals because they show that person means business. He or she obviously loves animals in the same way that PETA do but if you’re going to turn the whole thing around wouldn’t we all be slaughtered ‘animalistically’ or whatever the animal version of ‘humanely’ is? Very shoddy work. Plus they said LMFAO which obviously means they’re a stupid cunt.
I kind of forget about PETA from time to time even though I really, truly despise them. Wasn’t it PETA who did some campaign where some woman stripped naked while she spoke about all the good stuff PETA do? When you can’t get your message across normally simply revert to FHM lads mag shite. Sweet. If we can’t convince them normally a pair of tits and a shaved fanny will do the trick!!!
And it was during the Miss D saga that those utter shitebags from Youth Defence got themselves back in the public eye again. I had forgotten how much I hated them too. Self-righteous, pig ignorant, inhumane, unelightened cuntbutlers who believe their backwards agenda is more important than anything else.
I have a theory that you’re better off assuming the majority of people are cunts until they do something that makes you realise they’re not cunts. Giving people the benefit of the doubt generally leaves you disappointed.
We all have our day to day hatreds. Certain football teams, balding ex-Genesis drummers, cauliflower – these kinds of things never leave us but there are things we hate more that we forget about, like PETA and Youth Defence.
So who do you really hate that you’ve forgotten you’ve hated? Think now…
May 15th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Bloody hell, Twenty! I sense another ‘It’s the Little Things’ triple-figure bile-fest post coming on. Why do you do this? God help us all…
May 15th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Bono
May 15th, 2007 at 2:09 am
Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder mmmmmmmmmmmmm
May 15th, 2007 at 2:24 am
I belong to PETA – that is ‘People Eating Tasty Animals’……
Stheak tonight, bhoys!!! ; )
May 15th, 2007 at 2:49 am
“If we can’t convince them normally a pair of tits and a shaved fanny will do the trick”
Wait, that’s not a normal convincing strategy? I want my money back from that debating school. At any rate I, for one, was completely convinced about whatever it was her argument was for as long as it lasted. Something about pets, I think.
There’s a song about that sort of thing.
“I’ll be a Marxist, a Communist,
a pacifist, an anarchist,
Democrat — red, white, green or blue,
whatever I can do,
to get in bed with you.”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5OPmJVAH3-c
May 15th, 2007 at 3:40 am
Dubya et al.A bit obvious I suppose but there isn’t enough ammo for the entire list I have compiled.
Oh…..and that fuckbake of an ambulance driver that just hit the siren passing my house just now.Woke up the small fella and now we have ructions.Bastard!
May 15th, 2007 at 4:53 am
exclamation marks!!!!
May 15th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Bono and all the other very short people like him. Did you know Stalin was 5 feet tall, as was Mao and Pol Pot. I think Hitler was 5 feet two inches.
May 15th, 2007 at 6:50 am
God. I forget sometimes that I don’t believe in a personal God – more of a big hairy Brian Blessedy bloke with a starting gun who just set it all off at the Big Bang. Some days though, the God of my childhood, the one who we whisper our prayers to, rears up his unholy head, and I take a look around and get mighty pissed off at his idea of management.
The far Christian Right in America.
Fucking al Quaeda.
Fucking Dick Cheney.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:46 am
The Judean Peoples Front
May 15th, 2007 at 8:29 am
No need for hate, Major.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:53 am
I hate this blog. I dunno why I come here or link to it.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Nuns, and all who sympathise with them.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:07 am
I hate this blog. I dunno why I come here or link to it.
haha (it’s funny because it’s true).
May 15th, 2007 at 9:13 am
The Peoples front of Judea …. and fish
May 15th, 2007 at 9:15 am
I used to live in France, and gradually came to the view that French people were cunts. Then I moved back to Ireland and forgot all about it. So much so that I moved back to France a year ago and, yep, it turns out they’re still cunts. Maybe even worse than before. They’re noisy, unfriendly, boring, they know fuck all about music and they never, ever use their fucking indicators at roundabouts.
For what it’s worth.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Brian Kennedy does my nut in. And everyone from Laois. I don’t want to get started!
May 15th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Short people with umbrellas
relocation/escape to the sun type programmes-just fuck off quietly & if you say “this is nice” the presenter gets to use the Tazer.
I’m sure there are more
May 15th, 2007 at 9:59 am
My parents live in Laois Mr. Job, but don’t worry they’re not like the rest of them. As for remembering people I forgot I hated, one such gorup are those complete fucking knobends who answer their phone in the cinema and proceed to talk for ages to some other knobend, not seeming to realise they are in the cinema. I hadn’t been in ages and so forgot I hated those.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:11 am
PETA
Youth Defense
Psychics/ Palm readers/ Reiki ‘practitioners’ Just die.
Bigots
People who believe in God loudly.
Charidee Muggers- I just want to walk down the fucking street unmolested please.
People who start typed sentences with ‘Um’. Not fucking clever or sarcastic, if you need to pause do it before your fingers hit the keys, I said do it, dork.
People with reading comprehension problems. You type one thing and they come back with something unrelated. Just die.
People who don’t answer emails promptly- just die.
Over talkative taxi-drivers with ‘opinions’ I neither share nor want to hear about. Just shut up.
My mother, first thing in the morning before second coffee, just stay in your own bloody house.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:12 am
My boss. Utter cunt.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Cunts who don’t say thanks when you hold the door open for them (usually women it has to be said). I’d like to kick them in the kidneys when they walk by.
Also, people who think animals are more important than real people. Utter cunts.
There are many, many more but I don’t have the time right now. I might be back.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Oh and people who don’t bother replying to a text when you’ve asked them a question, and you KNOW they have credit. Lazy bastards.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Blarneyman, just add this URL to an RSS feed like Bloglines. That way you can keep up with what’s going on without giving Twenty the satisfaction of a link or the hits on his statcounter.
That’s what I do with your blog.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:26 am
heh
May 15th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Meat is Burger..
Goodbye CLub Orange
May 15th, 2007 at 10:58 am
I tend not to think about the Pope at all but for the occasional news article about that rat-faced German Shepherd touring an AIDS-riddled, overpopulated, third world country and warning them all not to use condoms. I then go white-knuckled and start fantasizing about what a pretty stain he’d make on the flagstones of St. Peter’s square if someone were to accidentally nudge him off his balcony.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:05 am
that little squeaky cunt that pops up on the tv or radio every now and again giving out about foriegners.
Its not what he’s talking about, its just him. He’s the must irritating cunt in the whole world. But I can’t remember his name, I think his surname is Barrett.
people from cork
May 15th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Cunts from Northern Ireland that keep saying, YE KNOW when they’r talking..Cunts from Northern Ireland that say, YE KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING,THERE NAIGH..all cunts from Northern Ireland..!America should come over and Bomb the the fucking place untill it sinks into sea!!
The Billies and Jimmies are nothing but whinging cunts!!
May 15th, 2007 at 11:09 am
The Front of the People of Judea
May 15th, 2007 at 11:23 am
People that buy Feung Sui, Astrology or any new-age nonsense – it’s worse than religion.
Alternative medicine lovely cunts – the ones who buy into Homeopathy.
Gillian Mckeith and anyone that agrees with her.
PETA.
Vegans.
Cunts who support Intelligent Design.
The Pope – I really really hate that fucker (Why did you have to remind me, Lung the Younger).
May 15th, 2007 at 11:27 am
What a colossal waste of time your life seems, Annie. I just find it boring when people whinge all the time. Those people need more going on in their lives.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Bloggers who think they’re at the cutting edge of jounralism and free speech. You know the ones I’m on about, they talk about codes of conduct and the “blogosphere”.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:48 am
What a colossal waste of time your life seems, Annie.
How’s that screenplay coming, Blarney?!
May 15th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Great, Twenty. How’s that book?
May 15th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Ahh, you know yourself…
May 15th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
*snigger*
May 15th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Sinn Fein
Roy Keane
Rangers
Frank Connolly
Americas next Model
Avacado
Flat larger/rotten Guinness – generally in a “cool” bar.
May 15th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Podge and Rodge
May 15th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
people with no sense of humour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9GtTnPEk-o
(banned everywhere for some reason)
May 15th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Lolz, blonk of the week.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Dear Blarney
Thank you for the email. I was actually only joking about the whole bloglines thing, I haven’t added your feed at all, but maybe now I will. I checked your blog out and enjoyed your latest post very much. My advice to you is that if you can’t take a slagging then don’t start one.
I take back my little joke about not linking to you and have made you blonk of the week. Just because I am a
May 15th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
…truly wonderful human being.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I knew you were joking, which is why I was being sarcastic back. I read Twenty out of a passing boredom. He is clever and knows how to attract an audience. However, he is such a fucking whinger at times and for silly shit like PETA. Anyway, I am here to point that out and I like to think it helps keep his ranting balanced and well considered rather than hating every fucking thing that every fucking occurred ever. Anyway, I know Twenty doesn’t give a shit what I think, but he has a comments box and sure someone who dishes it out so much can surely take it.
By the way, Annie, I didn’t write that post; I reproduced it.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I actually agree that it’s best to keep Twenty in check, which is why I once tried to suggest on my own blog that he has a small penis. This was then quoted by Bloggorah, which made my whole week — thus reinforcing public feeling that my life is a colossal waste of time, I suppose.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Anyway, I know Twenty doesn’t give a shit what I think, but he has a comments box and sure someone who dishes it out so much can surely take it.
Exactly right. Sticks and stones, Blarney.One day I’m hopeful I’ll get bored enough to read your blog.
My penis is my own business though.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
oooh this is good…do you mind if we all watch from the sidelines Twenty?
May 15th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Somebody get a shovel and dig a pit!
May 15th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Don’t bother.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Ahh, see now you’re getting narky.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Twenty, you’re right about PETA exploiting women’s bodies in their campaign. They do print ads and public demonstrations where women are often dressed up as animals and put in cages to some how “expose” cruelty to animals. Apparently they have no problem with cruelty towards women. And using women’s naked bodies to campaign against fur is not “edgy” it’s just straight up exploitation.
To PETA, a lab rat is worth more than a woman.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hahaha…yeah….those supermodels were really being exploited..
May 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
naked women are great.
and if they have shaved pussies, all the better
May 15th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Nah, I’m not. Twenty, when you’re bored of whatever it is keeps you smiling every day, you’re more than welcome to come by my blog and shine those rays of positivity out your hole for as long as you wish.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
“I have a theory that you’re better off assuming the majority of people are cunts until they do something that makes you realise they’re not cunts.”
I’m starting to agree Twenty. I’ve been giving Blarneyman the benefit of the doubt for far too long. His contributions to various blogs suggest that he’s a wanker. But I was willing to think he was just weird and harmless. Hope I never meet you out in Cork – I bet you hang out in the Old Oak?
May 15th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
My contributions to what blogs? I don’t know who you are Orlaith but I would never call you names, I bet your an ugly bitter old cunt.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Everyones gone off the subject a bit.
I fucking hate that
May 15th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Blarneyman: Tis you that are bitter and twisted along with all your negativity.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I’ll pop by one of these days, Blarney. Don’t worry.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Blarney of course you don’t know who I am. We would definitely not mix in the same circles.
I think you’re the type of guy who gets loud and obnoxious on a night out and probably starts fights outside Abrakebabra at 2am. The sexual aggression you’ve displayed towards me in your post is also indicative of the sort of wanker you are.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Okay, I hold my hands up. I was inadvertently shit-stirring and being negative and rude and I was out of order. I didn’t mean to, but I guess this blog draws the best out in me. I still don’t agree with the vibe of this blog at times, but who gives a fuck, it’s not my blog. And Twenty, I didn’t mean to wind you or your readers up.
Bye.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No problem, Blarney.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Fuck PETA, look at all the argiebargie they’ve gone and caused now.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
You can all take your popcorn to the next post now where I will try not to stir any more trouble.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
I guess I owe Blarney the benefit of the doubt here. Now I have him pegged as a harmless, self-deprecating sort of guy who wouldn’t harm a fly. I’m all confused.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Fuck that! Bring the beat back! More Bloglebrity Deathmatch!
What was this post about again?
May 15th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I fucking hate Limerick and every cunt in it,
just cos there are a few lunatics a fuedin and a fightin,
it doesnt mean your all hard men.
and don’t try and make out its a cultural centre with your poxy art exhibitions.
first time I saw Angela’s Ashes I thought it was a documentary shot in the late 1990’s
I fucking hate Limerick
May 15th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
I fucking hate Limerick and every cunt in it.
just cos there are a few lunatics a fuedin and a fightin,it doesnt make you all hard men.
and dont try and make out it’s a cultural centre with your poxy art exhibitions.
I thought Angela’s Ashes was a documentary shot in the late 1990′ first time I saw it.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Genital warts and pubic lice. They’ve really fucked up my social life.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Enda Kenny´s creepy voice.
Pat Kenny´s smile.
Ryan Tubridy´s false bonhomie.
Gerry Ryan´s ego.
People who slag off people from Northern Ireland though they have hardly ever ventured north of Swords.
Smokers.
Loud music in bars.
The hypocrisy of hating hypocrisy while being a hypocrite.
The way Irish people tolerate alcoholism.
The person on this site who called Portugal a country of inbreds the other day.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
I fucking hate rays of positivity
May 15th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
and abrekebabra, supermacs, the bread you get in spar, ice cool guinness and finally – bleeding hearted, stigmata’d vegans.. oh yes and man u
May 15th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Fizzy water
People who hate things they’ve never tried
Vegetarians
People who sit beside you on an empty bus/dart
Bray
People who say ‘take care’ or ‘God bless’
People who vote without thinking
People who are different just for the sake of it and not because they actually want blue hair or whatever
May 15th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Tell those PETA cunts that if we weren’t meant to eat animals they wouldn’t be made out of meat. Can’t argue with that logic.
BTW I also hate Tubridy…the skinny, lanky, big-eared, smiley, smug-headed, retch-inducing cunt that he is.
May 16th, 2007 at 12:11 am
And what about Dick Roche??? Patronising, arrogant, pass-remarkable and yet utterly, damningly inept at his third tier ministerial position.
Could he be the love child of Vincent Brown and Barry Egan?
Come the revolution, you smug, pucker faced little clit.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:29 am
It’s just a little too easy to knock people with ideals and who are trying to better the world at least how they see it – whoever they might be – Greenpeace, PETA even someone like Bono – I have seen it my entire life. People feel threatened by people who actually speak out – no matter what it may be about and as soon as someone puts them down with some flippant joke everyone cheers on stupidly. I have a lot of respect to anyone who stands up for what they believe in – for that is not an easy thing to do. Especially when the world is crawling with people sitting on the sidelines waiting to knock you down to get a few laughs.
May 16th, 2007 at 11:03 am
and to “conortje” might I just say fuck you self righteous prick.
I hope they make you run down muggers alley
May 16th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Without even needing “mugger’s alley” – Conortje, do you still have that respect for people who “stand up for their beliefs” when that involves carrying out bomb & arson attacks, or assualt & attempted murder? Because PETA openly refuse to condemn those sorts of actions carried out by animal rights extremists. You also get that kind of thing from anti-abortion extremists. So you know what, fuck them and fuck you for saying “Oh, but at least they’re taking a stance”.
If your ideals are genuinely worth adhering to, you should be able to convince people of them without resorting to the T&A advertising approach, or the blowing-shit-up approach. The fact that PETA seems to delight in using or endorsing both these approaches suggests that they don’t actually *have* convincing arguments.
May 16th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Gosh – people can really be vicious here – I am genuinely surprised. I would absoluetly NOT have respect for people who use violence to support their goals. Never! I really do not know enough about PETA to comment on them in this regard either.
I stand by my comment though and that is simply that it is not easy to stand up for a belief – a case in point – look at the abuse I have received after my comment. I shall now crawl back under my rock and not bother anyone on this again! Sorry if I have offended.
May 16th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Heh, it’s nice to that at least some of Twenty’s readers aren’t quite as jaded and vicious as him. I’d say PETA are a poor example of a group sticking up for a belief purely because they have been linked to animal rights extremists and have allegedly provided some financial support to these extremists. So with PETA the argument turns into an “ends justifies the means” situation, which can get very dodgy depending on the ends and the means. (See the Wikipedia entry on PETA for more info)
That being said; regarding your original post it depends on how one stands up for one’s beliefs. It’s one thing to attempt to persuade people of your beliefs when they’ve expressed interest, and badgering people relentlessly while ignoring their views. I can respect that someone stands up for their beliefs; however, I don’t have to respect the beliefs they stand up for, their reasons for having those beliefs or the means by which they stand up for them.
I’m sorry if I was overly rude in my earlier comment – I wrongly assumed you were sticking up for PETA, which (given my explanation above)
May 16th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Many are the days I thank the baby Jebus for not only making chickens super fucking tasty, but for making them crap at flying and slow, too.
Thank you, baby Jebus.
May 16th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
‘cuntbutlers’ – sheer genius!
I’d forgotton how much I hated Jerry Falwell until today.
May 17th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I hate reporters whose first cliched question is always “How are you feeling” to everyone from award winners, to victims of bomb blasts.
July 12th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Barry Egan – hope ur babies die of aids
Hector
Martin King
My Super Sweet Sixteen – obnoxious little fucks. gone thru bout 4 tellys watching that tripe. maybe it’d be smarter if i just stopped watching.