Amazon reviews
Tuppenceworth recently wrote a post about reviews on Amazon. Every so often though someone starts something and the rest of them pick it up and run with it, to much amusement.
I remember a similar one with a book ‘by’ Peter Andre and Jordan but this collection of reviews of Richard Littlejohn’s latest is just classic. My favourite?
Littlejohn’s book is so brilliant that when, as is inevitable in modern Britain, a gay immigrant made an attempt to steal it from my bag it literally burnt his hands and made them dissolve a little bit.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
“a dog toy in the shape of a golliwog” – brillant.
Hope you have reported these reviews as bogus.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:51 am
They’re bogus?
May 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am
“bland, talentless, borderline fascist trashmag journohack ” does it for me. What a perfect description of Eoghan Harris.
May 12th, 2007 at 11:58 am
heh
May 12th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I bet it will be a best seller! the first editions might not be worth a thousand Euro in ten years – but maybe in a thousand years they’ll be worth ten euros!
Wonder if he’d be interested in doing a book about President Gerry and Co???