Bertie’s new ploy

Obviously under pressure Bertie Ahern hinted at something marvellous today when he met with Ian Paisley for a pint of Bass and a cheese sandwich at the site of the Battle of the Boyne today.

“History can make many turns”, he said.

Perhaps others weren’t paying as much attention as me but it’s obvious Fianna Fail have invented the Time Machine©. How else can history, which has already happened, make many turns?

After all the shite I bet this is the thing that’ll win him the election.

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8 Responses to Bertie’s new ploy

  1. Dale de Moin Marn says:

    Perhaps he was on about that talent show ‘New Faces’ cos a lot of ‘em ‘av gone on ta better things an’ all

  2. Deborah says:

    Almost makes George Bush sound intelligent… almost!

  3. Twenty Major says:

    Does George Bush have a time machine though?

  4. Deborah says:

    Now that would be a very scary thought!!! But if he doesn’t there’s still hope…

    http://www.timetravelfund.com/

  5. history certainly can take a lot of turns, just mention the words civil war in any country that’s had one and they’ll tell you all sorts.

    FF up 2%

    what a country.

  6. feckless says:

    Oi Deborah, infacta da title is “da great President Bush” in the words of our most high ejjit/cunt

  7. MacDara says:

    He’ll probably win because most people dont seem to give a shit about how he bought his house and most first time buyers now lie beg and steal to get the downpayment and mortgage approved.

    Also beacuse Enda is an even bigger cunt and Mr Hare is a twat they should have this election won already and yet they seem incapable of making it through one day with out a gaff.

  8. Fr. Igneous Rock , SJ says:

    ’tis worth noting that the most honourable and financially continent Mister Ahern would have the steward’s house of Farmleigh at his disposal if and when he fools some sort of majority into voting him and his lackees back into power. It’s been renovated in hock to the taxpayers sixpence for this purpose. With Mister Ahern’s current supposition of regal bearing (albeit agressively pushing forward and looking more than a little crosseyed) on election posters not just in his own constituency but in fact throughout the country, perhaps a palace in the park would be the place for him?

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