But where did they come from?
Posted on | May 10, 2007 | 35 Comments
The stuff they’re finding in Portlaoise prison is just hilarious. After a search yesterday there was the usual discovery of drugs, syringes, mobile phones, cash and even a budgie which we believed was smuggled in up the chuff of a woman visiting her convict lover.
Now it has emerged that three flat screen TVs and a DVD player have been uncovered. Minister for Justice Michael McDowell will be disgusted after he ordered the search of the prison after a prisoner used a mobile phone to go on the Joe Duffy show and call some fucking cunt a fucking cunt.
However, he might have opened a can of worms here. Who is the only woman in Ireland with a minge big enough to fit three flat screen TVs and a DVD player? That’s right, party colleague Mary Harney who has obviously been making a bit of extra cash on the side by cramming things, Papillon style, into her vagina then selling them in maximum security prisons.
I demand an inquiry.
Similar posts
Comments
35 Responses to “But where did they come from?”
Leave a Reply
May 10th, 2007 @ 9:37 am
I agree. She could also have fit them in her mouth though, in fairness…Wouldn’t the budgie have smothered to death in her vagina?
May 10th, 2007 @ 9:57 am
Alex, See comments section of Fatmammycats blog on the Budgie issue to see how the Budgie in pussy can work.
Twenty while it is commendable that you are worried about what sort of things Mary Harney smuggled in to the Prison I am actually more worried about how many prisoners she smuggled out using her colossal snatch.
No wonder she can afford election posters big enough for her to fit into.
May 10th, 2007 @ 10:01 am
I, for one, did not need to read the words “can of worms” in the context of Mary Harney’s flange.
May 10th, 2007 @ 10:29 am
i dont know a man alive who will volunteer to verify your claims
dont even go there as they say in the states
May 10th, 2007 @ 10:49 am
Fine 20, demand an inquiry …. just so long as it doesn’t mean we all have to see her flange
May 10th, 2007 @ 10:53 am
Hold the enquiry in her flange!! Perhaps we will find Shergar and Lord Lucan in there.
May 10th, 2007 @ 10:59 am
TVs, DVDs and budgies – just how big are their cells that they can hide all that?
May 10th, 2007 @ 11:26 am
Whatever about demanding an inquiry…
I demand a demonstration.
Beats the stunt that was common some years back – how many can you fit in a phone box…
With the demise of the public phone box, there’s bound to be demand for an alternative…
May 10th, 2007 @ 11:44 am
I think Harney could start a trend…I for one would like to try smuggle a bird in somewhere, perhaps through customs at JFK, by shoving it up my vagina. Maybe not a bird though, since they are not technically a threat to America’s freedom, and therefore not banned in airports.
May 10th, 2007 @ 11:46 am
You might as well start as you mean to go on. Try and get a condor through.
May 10th, 2007 @ 11:58 am
If a baby can come out, I’m guessing a condor could. I suppose it’s getting it in that would cause problems. You’d need to be roomy and well-worn down there. Maybe this is only a job for women who’ve had more than 4 kids, prostitutes, and overweight Ministers for Health.
May 10th, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
“I demand ans inquiry”
I demand a double room with en suite jacuzzi and flat screen tv
May 10th, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
In her vagina?? Or generally?
May 10th, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
As cavities go, the arse is not to be overlooked…
May 10th, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
Harney’s Flange should be a prision. It’d hold them all…
May 10th, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Hello-o-o. I’m on the phone-one-one in Mary Harney’s minge-inge-inge. Can anybody hear me-e-e? Its dark and I’m scared-ed-ed. Come quickly-ly-ly….. the signal is muffled-uffled-uffled.
May 10th, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Head towards the light Walter, don’t touch the walls!
May 10th, 2007 @ 3:54 pm
Paris hilton can smuggle her entire entourage into prison with her,she’ll have a great time inside.As for Harney’s minge if prisoners had to get their luxury items out of scary mary’s minge there would be zero crime in Ireland.what a deterrent,but to be honest none of the contraband found was smuggled in a vagina, anus or any other orifice you can fit far more in a paid off prison officers lunch box
May 10th, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
She’s been hiding 60 pounds of crack in her pants for years.
May 10th, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
Ive been hiding my crack in my pants since I was born
May 10th, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
Now we know why it’s called a magic box. You can stick your head in hers, wiggle your ears and they won’t get wet.
May 10th, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
Paul williams got an interview with one of the budgies its in this weeks S
May 10th, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
fuckin keyboard. Paul williams got an interview with one of the budgies its in this weeks sunday wuurld.
May 10th, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
As the saying goes, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!
May 10th, 2007 @ 6:48 pm
can just see it now – in depth investigation by crack reporter exposes bird smuggling ring. jailbird insists is not stool pigeon. etc. etc.
May 10th, 2007 @ 11:14 pm
I look at Mary Harney now and I just feel inadequate. :( And I just completely fail to see how it could be done. There would have to be some sort of tiny, tiny snorkel involved wouldn’t there? The egg idea is a good one but surely she’d be risking early hatching – after all a woman must be a good few degrees warmer than a chicken. There’d be yolk and feathers and shell bits everywhere – bleurgh. It’d be like a night of love in the seedier parts of Vegas. Chickens love seed. Plus she’d a chick who’d imprint on her bits (and, God forgive me, her bobs) and follow her around all the livelong day. How would she explain that to a constituent anxious about the holes in his road?
The woman’s taking the whole “with wings” revolution in women’s personal care a bitty far, in my view.
May 10th, 2007 @ 11:56 pm
It was easy to smuggle in the budgie, we just put him in the box with the flat screen TV!
May 11th, 2007 @ 12:13 am
Scorchio: it’s actually spelt: “suundee wurdled.”
Sam: “…How would she explain that to a constituent anxious about the holes in his road?”….I’m more concerned about the roads in his hole…
Twenty: I know this is your blog…I’m just filling in for you…keeping the punters happy while you struggle with writers’ block..
May 11th, 2007 @ 3:13 am
not like you Twenty, not to call a cunt a cunt
May 11th, 2007 @ 10:58 am
apologies cantona,
I moved from the northside down the sticks,
im losin my accent
May 11th, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
I’m skinning up.
Thinking about MMM (mary’s massive minge).
I think I’m getting turned on.
Is this normal ?
May 11th, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
[...] And finally, twenty is in fine fettle…go check him out. This is my favourite [...]
May 12th, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
I just can’t get you out of my head
Girl your minge is all I think about
I just can’t get you out of my head
MMM
I dreamt last night that I was being chased down the street by mary’s massive minge.
May 12th, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
I love the film Papillon, good reference there.
September 30th, 2007 @ 2:48 am
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii