Comments on: Fuck off with your Garda protection, Williams http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: James Walsh http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-75312 James Walsh Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:45:27 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-75312 Aquitted on the 16th Mar 2007 threatening to kill PW interested in background Aquitted on the 16th Mar 2007 threatening to kill PW interested in background

]]> By: chris http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-17437 chris Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:09:34 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-17437 Is there any crime reporter worth listening 2 ? can anyone tell me Is there any crime reporter worth listening 2 ? can anyone tell me

]]> By: cantona http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7484 cantona Mon, 07 May 2007 07:48:36 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7484 Lorraine Keane (just remembered).... Lorraine Keane (just remembered)….

]]> By: Phantom Flasher of Ringsend http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7470 Phantom Flasher of Ringsend Sun, 06 May 2007 10:16:56 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7470 Ah, it's bad now but you can get by thinking about the relief you'll feel when someone makes such a fuckin mess of the chap that he'd soak through the bottom of a coffin. Can't you see it? Aaaahhh, there it is. Almost as comforting as the thought of Irish Premier, Charles Hockey rotting in the ground. Ah, it’s bad now but you can get by thinking about the relief you’ll feel when someone makes such a fuckin mess of the chap that he’d soak through the bottom of a coffin. Can’t you see it? Aaaahhh, there it is. Almost as comforting as the thought of Irish Premier, Charles Hockey rotting in the ground.

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7459 Twenty Major Sat, 05 May 2007 15:58:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7459 No relation to John, sorry. I might still kill the Sunday World for you though. No relation to John, sorry.

I might still kill the Sunday World for you though.

]]> By: Levy Fuller http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7454 Levy Fuller Sat, 05 May 2007 14:00:39 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7454 The Sunday World is easily, easily the worst, totally the most egregious, completely the lowest form of communication I have ever seen. I met one of the senior staffers in a pub at the back of Grafton Street after the all-Ireland a couple of years ago. I didn't like him one bit. I thought he was incredibly arrogant and aggressive and he didn't like people casting any kind of aspersions on his paper.Please Mr Major, kill the Sunday World for me.Thank you. ARe you related to John Major? He lives in a snazzy development near to Vauxhall Bridge and I've see his wife in the tube a few times. Are you his dad? The Sunday World is easily, easily the worst, totally the most egregious, completely the lowest form of communication I have ever seen. I met one of the senior staffers in a pub at the back of Grafton Street after the all-Ireland a couple of years ago. I didn’t like him one bit. I thought he was incredibly arrogant and aggressive and he didn’t like people casting any kind of aspersions on his paper.Please Mr Major, kill the Sunday World for me.Thank you. ARe you related to John Major? He lives in a snazzy development near to Vauxhall Bridge and I’ve see his wife in the tube a few times. Are you his dad?

]]> By: cantona http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7451 cantona Sat, 05 May 2007 08:21:20 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7451 I just spent ages on a fairly lenthy comment which seems to have disappeared after I posted it....what the fuck? I'll never get those 15 minutes back you cunt. I just spent ages on a fairly lenthy comment which seems to have disappeared after I posted it….what the fuck? I’ll never get those 15 minutes back you cunt.

]]> By: cantona http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7450 cantona Sat, 05 May 2007 08:06:20 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7450 This must have some opportunity attached... What about.....When (not if) Cunty Williams gets "offed", we insist on the Sunday World running a public relations exercise (to build back up their readership from the current bunch of tosspots who read their shite) funded - of course - by the Gardai from the cash they have left over from the budget for the Garda Reservist Yellow pack scheme debacle. SW have to open the recruitment drive for Williams replacement to a public vote. We can nominate the candidtaes we would like to see place their lives in the hands of the criminal fraternity (best international act categories etc might be allowed..of course they will). Fuck, we could even broaden the job spec to make the new cunt take the daily coke allowance that Williams refused and he must spend his days onsite, as the SW's roving reporter, inside Portlaoise's Maximum Security Wing for Dangerous Cunts? My top ten candidates (based on my current mood - but subject to change by the time we get this off the ground): 1. Barry Fucking Egan 2. The Cunt Tubridy 3. Phil Collins (obviously) 4. All of Westlife (especially Brian McFatcunt) - they can jobshare 5. UB40 - saw an add for them on TV last night...cunts..haven't thought about them for years, but always hated them. They're right into the top ten with a bullet (hopefully) 6. That Keane woman who does the fashion and lifestyle shows on TV3. Can't remember her full name 7. Bertie (Jaysus...how could I forget!) 8. Mad Dog McDowell 9. Fat Harney - in fact all Irish political leaders 10. my brother in law Frank (this time its personal) There we go - ethnic cleansing, Irish style with maximum entertainment built in. We sell the Tv rights to those cunts who make Big Brother (on the strict understanding that they show this instead of BB - not as well as) and that i own all the royalties....i think it just might work. This must have some opportunity attached…

What about…..When (not if) Cunty Williams gets “offed”, we insist on the Sunday World running a public relations exercise (to build back up their readership from the current bunch of tosspots who read their shite) funded – of course – by the Gardai from the cash they have left over from the budget for the Garda Reservist Yellow pack scheme debacle.

SW have to open the recruitment drive for Williams replacement to a public vote. We can nominate the candidtaes we would like to see place their lives in the hands of the criminal fraternity (best international act categories etc might be allowed..of course they will). Fuck, we could even broaden the job spec to make the new cunt take the daily coke allowance that Williams refused and he must spend his days onsite, as the SW’s roving reporter, inside Portlaoise’s Maximum Security Wing for Dangerous Cunts?

My top ten candidates (based on my current mood – but subject to change by the time we get this off the ground):

1. Barry Fucking Egan
2. The Cunt Tubridy
3. Phil Collins (obviously)
4. All of Westlife (especially Brian McFatcunt) – they can jobshare
5. UB40 – saw an add for them on TV last night…cunts..haven’t thought about them for years, but always hated them. They’re right into the top ten with a bullet (hopefully)
6. That Keane woman who does the fashion and lifestyle shows on TV3. Can’t remember her full name
7. Bertie (Jaysus…how could I forget!)
8. Mad Dog McDowell
9. Fat Harney – in fact all Irish political leaders
10. my brother in law Frank (this time its personal)

There we go – ethnic cleansing, Irish style with maximum entertainment built in. We sell the Tv rights to those cunts who make Big Brother (on the strict understanding that they show this instead of BB – not as well as) and that i own all the royalties….i think it just might work.

]]> By: Bock the Robber http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7442 Bock the Robber Fri, 04 May 2007 22:24:12 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7442 Yes. I agree. You're absolutely right. However, the subtle thing is that Williams doesn't know he's a mouthpiece. This is known as <i>hubris</i>. Hubris will kill Paul Williams. Meanwhile, our lazy police won't give a fuck. This is known as <i>ennui</i>. Among other things. Yes. I agree. You’re absolutely right.

However, the subtle thing is that Williams doesn’t know he’s a mouthpiece.

This is known as hubris.

Hubris will kill Paul Williams.

Meanwhile, our lazy police won’t give a fuck.

This is known as ennui. Among other things.

]]> By: Shebah http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7432 Shebah Fri, 04 May 2007 14:37:13 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/04/fuck-off-with-your-garda-protection-williams/#comment-7432 Bloody marvellous post, Twenty - you are one talented guy. I suspect the cops guarding him might take a bit of sly pleasure in him getting a good thrashing; even they hate their narks. Bloody marvellous post, Twenty – you are one talented guy.

I suspect the cops guarding him might take a bit of sly pleasure in him getting a good thrashing; even they hate their narks.

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