Fuck off with your Garda protection, Williams
Posted on | May 4, 2007 | 31 Comments
So Paul Williams is to have round the clock Garda protection after events of the last few days.
For those of you not in the know Williams is the ‘crime’ journalist for the Sunday World. A lot of the information for his stories is rumoured to come directly from the Gardai who use his column to shape the public perception of the criminals he writes about and, quite possibly, to stir up tensions between rival gangs and major league villains.
The other day Williams was on the Joe Duffy show, a radio program hosted by a pious cunt, to talk about crime. Some criminals rang into the show. One of them accused Williams of taking cocaine – his holier than thou answer was that ‘even if cocaine cured cancer I wouldn’t snort one line of it because scum like you make money out of it’. What a twat. Imagine if you had cancer and a line of coke would sort you out. I wouldn’t give a shit if Phil Collins himself was making money.
Another one even rang from a mobile phone from Portlaoise maximum security prison and somebody called him a ‘fucking cunt’ live on air.
Meantime Williams sits there with his holier-than-thou attitude, goading them, talking down to them, winding them up and pissing them off. He’s revelling in being a bit of a celebrity. You know he’s loving it because all of a sudden he’s more important than the stories. He’s the one on the side of the buses, the go-getting hero, the intrepid reporter, soaking it up. He’s fucking pathetic. He’s not Lois Lane, he’s just a mouthpiece for the Gardai and if anything happens to him they, after all the crocodile tears, will just find another one.
It’s one thing reporting crime but when you’re reporting what the Gardai want you to report and you then rub it in the noses of the criminals, who are dangerous cunts – THAT’S WHY THEY’RE CRIMINALS, then you’re asking for trouble. If you go poking a hornets nest it doesn’t matter how long your fucking stick is, eventually one of them is going to sting you.
Let’s face it, if you were going to be a serious crime reporter, if your motive was to expose and show these cunts up for what they are, wouldn’t the best strategy be to keep yourself as low key as possible? Would you really want billboard avertisements with your face on them? Then again the more people know about you the more inclined they’ll be to buy the newspaper you work for and the books you release.
So, how about this? What if, instead of you, me and the taxpayer stumping up the costs of the 24 hour Garda protection that Williams is now under because he loves to be in the public eye and incite the wrath of dangerous men, the Sunday World, who have encouraged him to become a crime reporting celebrity pay for it. Why should we pay for it? They’ve put him in the public domain, he’s lapped it up, I don’t give a fuck one way or the other what happens to him but I do object to him being protected at my expense because he can’t keep his fucking mouth shut.
So, Sunday World. Cough up. Pay for it. You’ve made a fortune from him, the least you can do is pay a couple of security guards to watch his house instead of letting Gardai, who would be better served elsewhere, waste their fucking time.
And Williams, shut the fuck up, you fucking loudmouth. Report, don’t mistake people’s interest in crime as some kind of interest in you.
The bloke in Portlaoise prison might be a scumbag criminal but he’s bang on the money when he calls you a ‘fucking cunt’.
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May 4th, 2007 @ 1:21 am
Quality. Ever think about becoming a priest, Twenty? You’d have some cracking sermons.
May 4th, 2007 @ 2:01 am
I love you twenty. Having lived in Sierra Leone (noted that it was one of your no go areas!), come back to Ireland, grew more disillusioned, discovered your site and vowed that if the current planks return to an elected majority I will go back (yes, even SL is more attractive a prospect) – your anaylsis of the feckin regional radio output that is Liveline is spot on. Celebrity criminal outters? Give me a break.
May 4th, 2007 @ 4:21 am
Hi, The General here from beyond the grave where the provies put me for being a bad boy dealing with those norn iron prodies. By da way I was poking the mot’s sister whar a ride …
Anyway the scummers youse have round today are my prodigies and fuck if dare doin a grate job.
Do youse remember dat prik from RTE chasing me round Sean McDermott St, and me with me anorak on.
Dose provie cunts I’d still be around reaking havoc on youse BMW ,Coffee Drinking. Share owning ,Dubai visiting,Know it all cunts dat youse are. None of this ringing rte up shite. Its rip your tyres from your car whilst still on the Dual Cariageway.
Up Mickie Marbh and good luck.
Mount Pleasant rules…
Keep Rovers in Milltown.
May 4th, 2007 @ 6:40 am
“the Joe Duffy show, a radio program hosted by a pious cunt”
Your right there twenty he’s no jerry ryan.
May 4th, 2007 @ 7:40 am
I cant help feeling that you dont like this Williams twat. I remember he was always second rate compared to some of Irelands other Reporters.
May 4th, 2007 @ 8:10 am
If he’s just a gardai tool, let hem be employed by the gardai. Oh no, impossible. Garda are getting death threats too.
May 4th, 2007 @ 8:23 am
“I wouldn’t give a shit if Phil Collins himself was making money.”
Oh wise Twenty, whats the best way to get spluttered coffee off my laptop?.
May 4th, 2007 @ 8:37 am
Fuckin Top Class post there Twenty, however since you are one of the ‘criminal’ underclass that cunty face williams attempts to expose should we have a disclosure clause on this post… Hmmmm…
Still no doubt he’s a gleethound…
May 4th, 2007 @ 8:57 am
Be reassured Twenty if the threats come now from some disaffected Gardai then without the bat of an eye I will offer you Billy my intrepid goat for protection – he’s evil – he’d piss down Throatrippers crack for a laugh he would. The offers there.
May 4th, 2007 @ 9:17 am
What a prick, I hope he gets caught with a few kilos in a brothel and gets sent down to Portlaoise prison to be spit roasted by the crims. But of course that won’t happen cos the Gardaí are bent as fucking corkscrews. Sigh.
May 4th, 2007 @ 9:24 am
……he cant be much of a journo in fairness…..the sunday world is hardly truthful. hope he gets gang banged, and not in the shooting sense……in prison, by the guy with the mobile phone
May 4th, 2007 @ 9:25 am
Between him and jug ears Paul’ the typist’ Reynolds, I don’t know which fucker I’d push over a Dalkey cliff first. On no, wait, I do.
May 4th, 2007 @ 9:53 am
I would like to point out that I do not profit, in any way, from the sale for Class A narcotics in Dublin.
Furthermore I’d like to place on record that Twenty is a cunt.
May 4th, 2007 @ 9:58 am
I think he’d be better off working in his previous jobs as Micheline McCormack and Pub Spy. Jesus has it been 20 years since I bought the Sunday World?
May 4th, 2007 @ 10:00 am
He’ll get his head blown off some day and that’ll be that. They’ll be a job vacancy at the Sunday World.
“Sunday World seeks arrogant,attention seeking crime journalist with a death wish. No previous experience necessary, just a loud mouth to stoke up controversey amongst Ireland’s criminals and an ability to write what told to write. Journalists with integrity, need not apply.”
May 4th, 2007 @ 10:56 am
Shorter version.
‘Shite tripe seeks wanker’
May 4th, 2007 @ 11:01 am
An outspoken cunt – tch…
May 4th, 2007 @ 11:05 am
Great post. It’s true – he is a Garda mouthpiece. Watch how he attacks McDowell but defends ‘poor, under-resourced’ Gardai all the time.
His reporting is dangerous and reckless and winds criminals up. Watch out for things like
“vicious scumbag X was arrested yesterday but a short time later released without charge”.
this is code for: vicious scumbag X is a Garda informer. and you know what happens to them.
also, i find his reporting – and the rides given to him by Gerry Ryan and other right-wingers – to be ignorant and exploitative. not once did he ever look at the patterns of crime in an area and question the resources being put there. he views criminality as innate and unstoppable-unless we arm the police. his books sell truckloads, he clearly has an interest in sensationalising crime.
May 4th, 2007 @ 11:10 am
Brilliant post Twenty.Why we should fund protection for this tw*t would be unbelievable. The Gardai should fund it themselves as they are telling him what to print. Then if they fail to protect him he could perhaps out a few of the Gardai and see how long he lasts.
May 4th, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
Couldn’t agree more. Anybody reporting on crime for a newspaper shouldn’t have a byline, especially a pic byline. I blame his editors as much as him.
Having said that, I enjoyed Williams’ books on gangland, but I think they serve a different function to news reporting.
May 4th, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
Best rant in ages – on the motherfucking money you bearded fuckwad
May 4th, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
Bloody marvellous post, Twenty – you are one talented guy.
I suspect the cops guarding him might take a bit of sly pleasure in him getting a good thrashing; even they hate their narks.
May 4th, 2007 @ 11:24 pm
Yes. I agree. You’re absolutely right.
However, the subtle thing is that Williams doesn’t know he’s a mouthpiece.
This is known as hubris.
Hubris will kill Paul Williams.
Meanwhile, our lazy police won’t give a fuck.
This is known as ennui. Among other things.
May 5th, 2007 @ 9:06 am
This must have some opportunity attached…
What about…..When (not if) Cunty Williams gets “offed”, we insist on the Sunday World running a public relations exercise (to build back up their readership from the current bunch of tosspots who read their shite) funded – of course – by the Gardai from the cash they have left over from the budget for the Garda Reservist Yellow pack scheme debacle.
SW have to open the recruitment drive for Williams replacement to a public vote. We can nominate the candidtaes we would like to see place their lives in the hands of the criminal fraternity (best international act categories etc might be allowed..of course they will). Fuck, we could even broaden the job spec to make the new cunt take the daily coke allowance that Williams refused and he must spend his days onsite, as the SW’s roving reporter, inside Portlaoise’s Maximum Security Wing for Dangerous Cunts?
My top ten candidates (based on my current mood – but subject to change by the time we get this off the ground):
1. Barry Fucking Egan
2. The Cunt Tubridy
3. Phil Collins (obviously)
4. All of Westlife (especially Brian McFatcunt) – they can jobshare
5. UB40 – saw an add for them on TV last night…cunts..haven’t thought about them for years, but always hated them. They’re right into the top ten with a bullet (hopefully)
6. That Keane woman who does the fashion and lifestyle shows on TV3. Can’t remember her full name
7. Bertie (Jaysus…how could I forget!)
8. Mad Dog McDowell
9. Fat Harney – in fact all Irish political leaders
10. my brother in law Frank (this time its personal)
There we go – ethnic cleansing, Irish style with maximum entertainment built in. We sell the Tv rights to those cunts who make Big Brother (on the strict understanding that they show this instead of BB – not as well as) and that i own all the royalties….i think it just might work.
May 5th, 2007 @ 9:21 am
I just spent ages on a fairly lenthy comment which seems to have disappeared after I posted it….what the fuck? I’ll never get those 15 minutes back you cunt.
May 5th, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
The Sunday World is easily, easily the worst, totally the most egregious, completely the lowest form of communication I have ever seen. I met one of the senior staffers in a pub at the back of Grafton Street after the all-Ireland a couple of years ago. I didn’t like him one bit. I thought he was incredibly arrogant and aggressive and he didn’t like people casting any kind of aspersions on his paper.Please Mr Major, kill the Sunday World for me.Thank you. ARe you related to John Major? He lives in a snazzy development near to Vauxhall Bridge and I’ve see his wife in the tube a few times. Are you his dad?
May 5th, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
No relation to John, sorry.
I might still kill the Sunday World for you though.
May 6th, 2007 @ 11:16 am
Ah, it’s bad now but you can get by thinking about the relief you’ll feel when someone makes such a fuckin mess of the chap that he’d soak through the bottom of a coffin. Can’t you see it? Aaaahhh, there it is. Almost as comforting as the thought of Irish Premier, Charles Hockey rotting in the ground.
May 7th, 2007 @ 8:48 am
Lorraine Keane (just remembered)….
November 29th, 2007 @ 12:09 am
Is there any crime reporter worth listening 2 ? can anyone tell me
February 13th, 2010 @ 10:45 pm
Aquitted on the 16th Mar 2007 threatening to kill PW interested in background