Shove the vote up your hole
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on May 3rd, 2007
Well done to Rock the Vote. They’ve made me want to not vote in protest. Stupid cunts. Without the question the worst thing I have ever seen. And I thought ‘drainage’ was about the best answer of all.
As I said elsewhere, so lame they’d make a snake limp.
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:17 am
I like the idea of the Party leaders all having a blog they can update in the one place. If they kept those going and not just in the run up to the election it would be alright. If they wrote about what they were doing for the country during the week like. And not some made up mumdo jumbo. Who am I kidding.
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:30 am
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quote from rockthevote.ie faqs:
“Are you partnered with the US rock the vote?
We are a fully licensed partner of Rock the Vote in the United States. We have worked closely with Hans Riemer Political Director of Rock the Vote.”
hrmm, would this be the same US where you can buy a presidency if you have enough money and daddy’s friends control the judiciary, economy and media? good joke. although, given fianna fail’s record of backscratching, dirty money and outright criminal behaviour, i understand why they’re trying this here.
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:51 am
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Jesus who thought that shite up. Its the worst thing I have seen since waterworld. fucking morons probably spent a fortune on it as well.
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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It wouldn’t be too bad without the hand gestures. At least Rick in #3 shows just how fake the thing is.
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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“mumdo jumbo” is this the name of a tropical drink Gomaith?
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
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Explic.it » Rock my C*ck says:
[...] for the pointer Twenty.) « Hot Heel And Toe Action [...]
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:10 pm
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Drainage is an important issue when you got a load of shite like that about…!
The fast show..
Ted, do you think you will be able to accompany me to polling station on election day..Ted..I’d. I’d appreciate that.. eh.. very much?
Well, I don’t know about that..Sur, there’s the dhrainage in the lower field..Sur!
Yes I eh understand Ted, there’s allways the drainage in the lower field..Ted…
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
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Dale - No, but it should be. With a name like that it would sell itself.
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:53 pm
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To be fair lads they lured me in with the chance to meet Bosco and treats from M&S… The “drainage” bit is part of my much longer “so what have the politicians ever done for us?” routine that got cruelly cut…. :-(
Although who’s to say drainage doesn’t deserve its moment in the spotlight….?
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
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Louis Walsh looks dead interested doesn’t he?…Not.
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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Hee, this is even more cringey than all those naff popstars singing Perfect Day for the BBC way back when.
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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I hope you got well paid, Rick.
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm
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I am sure he did Twenty his voiceovers with no visuals cost an arm and a leg so having his ugly mug on screen im sure will cost, hehe love you really wrick.
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
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James Galvin » Rock the Vote Videos says:
[...] Twenty Major “Shove the vote up your hole” [...]
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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Lawks almighty - be a CHANGE comin’ in Oirland! Ever’ lovin’ son of yew who was WAILIN’ and WEEPIN’ about how bad things be will now throw offn’ the YOKE of tyranny….
not.
I am going to be yukking it up about how the same shite will be reelected as I drive me BRAND SPANKING NEW SUV (just bought it yesterday - NINE MILES TO THE GALLON BOYZ!!!) after the ‘results’ are in.
Will ye’ all ever take a Reality Pill over there and either REALLY fucking change instead of whining - or go the fuck someplace where you can have a six million dollars p/a lifestyle in eleven years if you work hard enough for it….oh-but thats the catch for most of you, you have to WORK for a living here….
God, watching the comedy of an Irish ‘Election’ makes up for the crappy TV over here : )
Twenty - move over here - you’d be either POTUS in a decade or REALLY powerful in politics!!! : )
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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Jesus Christ Glueface, your such a wannabe.
How shit is your life?
Does living in the fantasy world help get you thru’ your pathetic day?
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:58 pm
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Lads I have theory on Glu stain and his type.Alone, sad, and a little angry.I mean for feck’s sake he’s no more a succesful businessman than Twenty Major is a soft cuddly bear of a thing.If you recall, in a previous comment he said that Twenty and his readers were sad acts (not his exact words but I don’t feel like going back to look) and he’d never bother looking at this blob again.Right….so thats why he pops up every day or so to call us out for having the nerve to like where we live.
About fifteen years ago I used to while away my lunch break in music chatrooms and chatted with some really nice people about whatever but there was always ONE scary person who blocked up the chat with the sort of mean feeling this cretin displays..I think that whenever he posts a comment we should ignore him as we would all annoyances
May 3rd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
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Looking at this BLOG again..sorry.
May 3rd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
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You whining gobshite littlespastic - ‘Ooooh - the narsty man is back - lets all ignore him and then we can all be best friends and play house and….”
They get the idea, littlespastic - you pathetic shite!
Lets just see who ignores me - like I give a flying fuck anyway : )
May 4th, 2007 at 1:14 am
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Told ya Twenty… A photo op with Bosco was all the thanks I needed… Last time I link to you with love McA :-P A
nd the coffee sucks in your office.
R
PS Actually that’s unfair. It’s just pedestrian.
May 4th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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I maybe wrong but I think you touched a nerve there Littlesapling.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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QED Dale, QED.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
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Dale De Moron and Littlespastic - I’m laughing even harder now at the juvenile, pathetic ‘let’s try reverse psychology’ fuckedness of ye both : )
This is better than anything on the Box! : )
May 5th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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Oh Mister Glu Stain me boyo
How I wish you’d get in that “nine mile to the gallon” SUV of yours, brand spanking new and all that it is, and promptly drive over a fucking cliff.
Now theres a reality pill for ya.
May 7th, 2007 at 12:24 am
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Hi POTBELLY - you fit in around there all right! : )
May 7th, 2007 at 1:53 am
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Who the holy fuck is that gluestain fella? Can he say anything without telling everyone how supposedly successful he is? Hold on..gotta empty the vomit bucket…
May 7th, 2007 at 4:33 am
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…that’s better. Talk about sad. Why does he think anyone would care? I suppose I’m in for it now, he’ll have a go no doubt. Hey gluestain, don’t forget to tell me how WONDERFUL your life is and how you are the only person in the world who is SUCCESSFUL and WORKS HARD (smirk) and how you’re so BUSY and HAPPY you have nothing better to do than fill your life with ‘things’ like that’s any measure of success. So you have some gadgets..big deal. Bet you haven’t been shagged in years tho’…sad fucko
May 7th, 2007 at 4:36 am
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Stop buying things and pay for a hooer - ya need a good roide fella!!
May 7th, 2007 at 4:37 am
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What? No nasty retort?? Oh I am disappointed.
May 7th, 2007 at 4:39 am
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…sorry - I was trying to make out which was you and which was the vomitus in the bucket….
May 8th, 2007 at 1:11 am
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nope - still not clear which is you and which is the vomit, frontallobtawectomy…..give me a shout when you learn how to walk without grazing your knuckles on the pavement ; )
May 8th, 2007 at 3:44 am
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Ah sure you’d know all about that I suppose…
Look in a mirror some day, there’s the vomitus.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
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Rock the Vote are fucking stupid » Twenty Major - Still smoking in Dublin bars says:
[...] May 3rd I said: Well done to Rock the Vote. They’ve made me want to not vote in protest. Stupid cunts. [...]
May 20th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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