Comments on: Review of My poo this morning http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: z http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7583 z Wed, 09 May 2007 22:54:09 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7583 a rough day at the orifice. don't you just hate the paperwork? a rough day at the orifice. don’t you just hate the paperwork?

]]> By: z http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7582 z Wed, 09 May 2007 22:53:37 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7582 a rough day at the orifice. don't you just hate the paperwork. a rough day at the orifice. don’t you just hate the paperwork.

]]> By: AthensBound http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7446 AthensBound Fri, 04 May 2007 23:26:54 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7446 This mythical no-wiper is easily achieved. Simply take two days of a course of antibiotics (preferably Klacid). This'll kill excess bacteria in the gut and result in more stodgy (and dry) stools. The only problem is that they may require about 50% more effort to squeeze out. The effect will last for a few weeks, saving precious paper (you needn't even buy bogroll for the duration) and working those underused stomach muscles. This mythical no-wiper is easily achieved. Simply take two days of a course of antibiotics (preferably Klacid). This’ll kill excess bacteria in the gut and result in more stodgy (and dry) stools. The only problem is that they may require about 50% more effort to squeeze out. The effect will last for a few weeks, saving precious paper (you needn’t even buy bogroll for the duration) and working those underused stomach muscles.

]]> By: Lambert http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7439 Lambert Fri, 04 May 2007 17:09:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7439 As an expert perhaps you can settle an arguement; Is it best to wipe North to South or South to North? As an expert perhaps you can settle an arguement;

Is it best to wipe North to South or South to North?

]]> By: Shebah http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7434 Shebah Fri, 04 May 2007 14:43:42 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7434 this was sent to me by a mate this morning - thought you'd appreciate it with your lavatorial sense of humour. Har Har! In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we don't run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine =Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service. Sharon R Sikora, RN, MM, CNOR Executive Director, Peri-op Services Saddleback Memorial Medical Center 24451 Health Center Dr Laguna Hills CA 92653 this was sent to me by a mate this morning – thought you’d appreciate it with your lavatorial sense of humour. Har Har!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we don’t run that
risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and
/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine =Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as
a public service.

Sharon R Sikora, RN, MM, CNOR
Executive Director, Peri-op Services
Saddleback Memorial Medical Center
24451 Health Center Dr
Laguna Hills CA 92653

]]> By: Joan of Argghh! http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7391 Joan of Argghh! Fri, 04 May 2007 01:45:24 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7391 Sinking poo is protein waste. Floating poo is carbohydrate waste. Don't ask me how i know. *shudder!* Sinking poo is protein waste. Floating poo is carbohydrate waste.

Don’t ask me how i know.

*shudder!*

]]> By: Theswissjob http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7351 Theswissjob Thu, 03 May 2007 10:26:09 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7351 Had an engaging argument with my mate in the pub a while ago about the advantages of standing to wipe (my preferred method) to shoving your hand with paper through your laegs and having a grope round below (his technique). Personally I can't get the leverage for a good wipe without standing. Unless its a really runny one and then sitting is obviously better. Had an engaging argument with my mate in the pub a while ago about the advantages of standing to wipe (my preferred method) to shoving your hand with paper through your laegs and having a grope round below (his technique). Personally I can’t get the leverage for a good wipe without standing. Unless its a really runny one and then sitting is obviously better.

]]> By: Littlesapling http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7347 Littlesapling Thu, 03 May 2007 10:01:31 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7347 I like to ruffle the paper up a little..it makes it softer.I only ever use the good stuff as alas! those magical poos are few and far between. I hat the toilet paper in some pubs and restaurants..it dosn't really wipe so much as smear and it hurts like hell. I like to ruffle the paper up a little..it makes it softer.I only ever use the good stuff as alas! those magical poos are few and far between.
I hat the toilet paper in some pubs and restaurants..it dosn’t really wipe so much as smear and it hurts like hell.

]]> By: Tricia http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7331 Tricia Thu, 03 May 2007 08:09:48 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7331 oooh Man... bring on the election so Twenty will forget about his poo and write about something that will not cause me to nearly heave up my breakfast. oooh Man… bring on the election so Twenty will forget about his poo and write about something that will not cause me to nearly heave up my breakfast.

]]> By: kev http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7328 kev Thu, 03 May 2007 05:41:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/05/02/review-of-my-poo-this-morning/#comment-7328 shite , shite , shite , shite, never mind! Tomorrow's friday you can gon on the piss...... shite , shite , shite , shite, never mind! Tomorrow’s friday you can gon on the piss……

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