Monthly Archives: May 2007

I love this fuss about Ian Paisley Jr. The son of Northern Ireland’s most famous cabaret entertainer has revealed he’s no fan of the Friends of Dorothy or Navratilovettes. He says: I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I … Continue reading →

I have to say I’m a sucker for a good cover version (and regular readers will know we once had a covers band). A classic 80s pop tune reworked can be just the ticket as you’re storming through town with … Continue reading →

I woke this morning at around 5.50am to hear a terrible wailing sound somewhere down the end of my garden. It was a cat of some sort. At first I thought it was Throatripper but then I realised he was … Continue reading →

“What did you do at the weekend then?”, Dirty Dave asked Stinking Pete. “Well, I decided I’d do something different for a change. Instead of hanging around this bar and getting pissed with all of you I decided I’d go … Continue reading →

So it looks like Bertie’s back for a third term. Brilliant, just fucking brilliant. Let me just say that if you voted for him and his shower of crooks then you may not open your mouth for the next five … Continue reading →

…or does Liz O’Donnell look like someone took Madonna’s face apart then put it back together wrong? Picture via Blogorrah. Liz’s resignation – via IrishErection.com

I’m slightly confused by the story which says a teenager sold an undercover Garda cocaine three times in four days. Isn’t once enough to arrest him? Did he want to make double sure the lad was a drug dealer and … Continue reading →

We all know how finely tuned the earth is. The so-called ‘circle of life. As I wise man once said: It’s the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe It falls onto the earth and becomes the blades … Continue reading →

Mr Dundalk – via Dangermaus (who are in the middle of discussing the possibility of a potential return with a new name. Maybe).