Comments on: Vote for us http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:33:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: cantona http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7485 cantona Mon, 07 May 2007 08:11:11 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7485 I can't believe those fuckwit PD wannabes have put frank McNamara, gaybo's pianist (I said pianist!) up as a candidate. Jaysus...he's gone very grey, don't you think? Those years of tinkling the ivories on the late late must have brought out the urge in him to voice the PD manifesto. But they missed a trick...they could have teamed him up with his erstwhile wife - Teresa Lowe (remember her?..."Where in the World?"...what a shite quiz show!! shit, the flashbacks!...nooooooooooooo!!!) and had a celebrity lovematch joint campaign. That'd get my vote...for the sheer balls of it. who's next? Derek Mooney? I can’t believe those fuckwit PD wannabes have put frank McNamara, gaybo’s pianist (I said pianist!) up as a candidate. Jaysus…he’s gone very grey, don’t you think? Those years of tinkling the ivories on the late late must have brought out the urge in him to voice the PD manifesto.

But they missed a trick…they could have teamed him up with his erstwhile wife - Teresa Lowe (remember her?…”Where in the World?”…what a shite quiz show!! shit, the flashbacks!…nooooooooooooo!!!) and had a celebrity lovematch joint campaign. That’d get my vote…for the sheer balls of it.

who’s next? Derek Mooney?

]]> By: frontallobotomy http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7479 frontallobotomy Mon, 07 May 2007 03:12:34 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7479 I might vote for the fella that TAKES DOWN his fuckin campaign posters HIMSELF after the election. And recycles them. Jaysus I'd love to see ...Bertie...[sunmit name of choice here] out there with a stepladder and a pair of scissors, sweaty pits an all cutting down every single individual poxy poster with his own lilly white hands... actually I still wouldn't vote for the prick but it'd be a sight to see....... and we wouldn't have to look at his sad weatherbeaten face at the side of the roads for months afterwards. Though in my opinion that's where it belongs - at the side of the road. We could always hope he'd fall under a truck I suppose. I might vote for the fella that TAKES DOWN his fuckin campaign posters HIMSELF after the election. And recycles them. Jaysus I’d love to see …Bertie…[sunmit name of choice here] out there with a stepladder and a pair of scissors, sweaty pits an all cutting down every single individual poxy poster with his own lilly white hands… actually I still wouldn’t vote for the prick but it’d be a sight to see……. and we wouldn’t have to look at his sad weatherbeaten face at the side of the roads for months afterwards. Though in my opinion that’s where it belongs - at the side of the road. We could always hope he’d fall under a truck I suppose.

]]> By: McAWilliams Verba http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7378 McAWilliams Verba Thu, 03 May 2007 15:36:01 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7378 <strong>How to vote in Irelands General Election</strong> Ok so the election has been called in Ireland and in 3 weeks time will all be over. Amazingly the placards, handshakes, leaflets, canvassers are out in full swing and this is why I, who is not a scholar of... How to vote in Irelands General Election

Ok so the election has been called in Ireland and in 3 weeks time will all be over. Amazingly the placards, handshakes, leaflets, canvassers are out in full swing and this is why I, who is not a scholar of…

]]> By: Billy Hickies http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7287 Billy Hickies Wed, 02 May 2007 10:51:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7287 "How many ways do I hate Mary Harney? Fucking hundreds of millions of ways, actually. That’s how many." One way for every pound of flab. “How many ways do I hate Mary Harney?
Fucking hundreds of millions of ways, actually.
That’s how many.”

One way for every pound of flab.

]]> By: Billy Hickies http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7286 Billy Hickies Wed, 02 May 2007 10:50:50 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7286 So are you lot arguing about the War of independance or the provos kneecapping people and blowing up pubs? Bit of a difference methinks. So are you lot arguing about the War of independance or the provos kneecapping people and blowing up pubs? Bit of a difference methinks.

]]> By: JC Skinner http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7222 JC Skinner Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:29:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7222 How many ways do I hate Mary Harney? Fucking hundreds of millions of ways, actually. That's how many. How many ways do I hate Mary Harney?
Fucking hundreds of millions of ways, actually.
That’s how many.

]]> By: Sam, Problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7221 Sam, Problemchildbride Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:27:41 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7221 Don't go giving up on Labour there now, Twenty, cos Dick Spring's eternal. Don’t go giving up on Labour there now, Twenty, cos Dick Spring’s eternal.

]]> By: Dáithí http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7220 Dáithí Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:09:30 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7220 Good 'on you, pot. Ol' Slab is working in Iraq on an oil platform, he always had a thing for petrol. Claimed that he was a 'wealthy pig smuggler', but that was just part of the sex trade. Petrol was where it's at. BTW, I forgot that they also supply my pot, pot. Good ‘on you, pot. Ol’ Slab is working in Iraq on an oil platform, he always had a thing for petrol. Claimed that he was a ‘wealthy pig smuggler’, but that was just part of the sex trade. Petrol was where it’s at.

BTW, I forgot that they also supply my pot, pot.

]]> By: pot http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7218 pot Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:00:34 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7218 Like you Daithi,I get all my gear from them, Slab Murphy is my main man, he used to write in here I wonder what happened to him? Like you Daithi,I get all my gear from them, Slab Murphy is my main man, he used to write in here I wonder what happened to him?

]]> By: Dáithí http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7217 Dáithí Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:49:15 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/30/vote-for-us/#comment-7217 God bless Sinn Fein. As a good Catholic boy, I prefer to buy my cocaine, speed, discount cigarettes, cheap petrol, extacy and whores from them. You're not proposing that I buy my essentials from a bunch of g*dd*am Protestants, are you? God bless Sinn Fein. As a good Catholic boy, I prefer to buy my cocaine, speed, discount cigarettes, cheap petrol, extacy and whores from them. You’re not proposing that I buy my essentials from a bunch of g*dd*am Protestants, are you?

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