Comments on: Buried alive http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:42:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Gilbert Wham http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7455 Gilbert Wham Sat, 05 May 2007 14:12:51 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7455 Oh, I'd watch 'em to the bitter end. You'd have to provide air and water though, because otherwise they'd suffocate or die of thirst before they needed to take a shit... Oh, I’d watch ‘em to the bitter end. You’d have to provide air and water though, because otherwise they’d suffocate or die of thirst before they needed to take a shit…

]]> By: John Mc http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7219 John Mc Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:01:38 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7219 The Vanishing - great movie. The Vanishing - great movie.

]]> By: Joan of Argghh! http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7168 Joan of Argghh! Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:55:56 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7168 You've been reading way too much of BaneRants. You’ve been reading way too much of BaneRants.

]]> By: paddy whack http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7164 paddy whack Sun, 29 Apr 2007 14:46:49 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7164 Sorry: wouldn't go to all that trouble Sorry: wouldn’t go to all that trouble

]]> By: paddy whack http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7163 paddy whack Sun, 29 Apr 2007 14:44:55 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7163 One lucky "bastid" you mean! 6' under: sure you would be dead before you realised with no air. No I would go to all that trouble. Just like Clint said: " if you're goin' to talk, talk; if you're goin' to kill / shoot, shoot. No fuckin' around. Cheers! Y:-) Paddy: the multilingualist. One lucky “bastid” you mean!
6′ under: sure you would be dead before you realised with no air.
No I would go to all that trouble. Just like Clint said: ” if you’re goin’ to talk, talk; if you’re goin’ to kill / shoot, shoot. No fuckin’ around.
Cheers! Y:-) Paddy: the multilingualist.

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7155 Twenty Major Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:51:01 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7155 Grave, you say. Grave, you say.

]]> By: The Editor http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7153 The Editor Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:46:15 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7153 Sounds like you might enjoy "The Vanishing" not the Hollywood remake, the original french/dutch one. Isabelle had grave doubts about me when I said it was my favourite film... Sounds like you might enjoy “The Vanishing” not the Hollywood remake, the original french/dutch one. Isabelle had grave doubts about me when I said it was my favourite film…

]]> By: Fearghal http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7149 Fearghal Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:40:53 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7149 It'd be like that episode of "The Twilight Zone" - the prisoner, in a bid to escape makes a deal with the undertaker. The next time the bells rings to indicate a death within the prison, the prisoner was to break inbto the morgue, climb into the coffin (with the corpse) and brought out of the prison to cemetry. The deal was that the undertaker would come and dig the guy out of the ground. After waiting longer than he anticipated, the guy turned on his torch and who was the dead guy.....the fucking undertaker. Now, then you'd be screwed...... It’d be like that episode of “The Twilight Zone” - the prisoner, in a bid to escape makes a deal with the undertaker. The next time the bells rings to indicate a death within the prison, the prisoner was to break inbto the morgue, climb into the coffin (with the corpse) and brought out of the prison to cemetry. The deal was that the undertaker would come and dig the guy out of the ground. After waiting longer than he anticipated, the guy turned on his torch and who was the dead guy…..the fucking undertaker. Now, then you’d be screwed……

]]> By: Dáithí http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7147 Dáithí Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:23:50 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7147 Uma Thurman didn't come back from the dead because she was a Ninja warrior, she came back because it was in the script. You can probably bury Ninja warriors, but don't bury Hollywood actresses before you've read the script. Then bury the lot of 'em. Uma Thurman didn’t come back from the dead because she was a Ninja warrior, she came back because it was in the script. You can probably bury Ninja warriors, but don’t bury Hollywood actresses before you’ve read the script.

Then bury the lot of ‘em.

]]> By: Yippee http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7146 Yippee Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:18:23 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/04/27/buried-alive/#comment-7146 " I only took the barbecued steak from Mary Harney because she's a friend, and she knows how I like it done, nice and pink in the middle, a little charred round the edges, juicy and tasty, served in a paper bag. I categorically deny that I had any knowledge that I was eating Michael McDowell's arse. I was merely sitting in the cave, minding my own business, not asking for any favours, and Mary approached me, assumed the kneeling position as usual, and proffered said steak. As I am a bit skint from keeping a wife, a girlfriend, an ex-girlfriend, two daughters, two son-in-laws and now two grandchildren, I accepted the kind offer from my friend. There's nothing wrong with help from a friend, and you can't blame me for any loss of life or limb. Or arse." ” I only took the barbecued steak from Mary Harney because she’s a friend, and she knows how I like it done, nice and pink in the middle, a little charred round the edges, juicy and tasty, served in a paper bag.

I categorically deny that I had any knowledge that I was eating Michael McDowell’s arse. I was merely sitting in the cave, minding my own business, not asking for any favours, and Mary approached me, assumed the kneeling position as usual, and proffered said steak. As I am a bit skint from keeping a wife, a girlfriend, an ex-girlfriend, two daughters, two son-in-laws and now two grandchildren, I accepted the kind offer from my friend.
There’s nothing wrong with help from a friend, and you can’t blame me for any loss of life or limb.
Or arse.”

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