Judges are such twats
A Garda sergeant caught a publican selling after hours. The publican called the Garda sergeant a ‘bollix’. Judge Mary Collins called the remark ‘reprehensible’.
Is it any wonder that this country is in the state it’s in if a judge considers that remark reprehensible?
If the publican had said “You’re a dog rapist who likes to rape dogs then stick his dog poo covered cock up small boys arses before shooting his man paste on a blind nun’s face” then I’d agree with the judge 100%.
As it is she just looks like a bollix.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:29 am
A ‘bollix’ – is that like those Cheer-io cereal things.
If it is then I totally agree. They are cardboard tasting junk museli shite that is reprehensible to any dog poo man jism.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:44 am
I find the whole thing really erotic.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Most cereal is like ’sweepings up’ from the bottom of a Rabbit’s cage. Expecially Muesli…thats shyte.
“Eat Bollix…free from additives, sugar and preservatives” presented by some has been cricketer with his toss pot mate.
April 26th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Mary mother of christ is Bollix still considererd something you cant say to a Guard. In Longford the word cunt is totally acceptable but it seems they are ahead of the curve.
April 26th, 2007 at 11:55 am
MacDara, in Longford your’e a Hooers Cunt, even the broken tractor is a Hooers Cunt!!!
April 26th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Both the sergent and the judge sound like Hooers Cunts!!!!
April 26th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
one man and his dog, you’re almost right – In Longford the banjaxed tractor would be described thus:
fucking, hooring cunt of a tractor.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
What was the sentence? Three Hail Marys and an Our Father?
April 26th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
The publican should have served the hooring cunt of a garda a late drink,
then he wouldnt be up in front of that geebag of a judge, listening to some cunt of a barrister talking a load of bollix.
that to me is repre fuckin hensible
April 26th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Twenty – you have a filthy mind. Where in the name of God did you dream that sentence out of? I’ll tell your mother…
April 26th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I’ve never once yet met a girl (outside Ireland)who doesn’t get offended by the word cunt. I got a slap once for using it from a girl. She wasn’t even in the conversation. Must have been my tone of voice.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Gomaith thats because Irish girls have them and foreign girls are them.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
no word of a lie, our company has a branch in Italy, and
there is bloke there, his last name is Cunto
He even visited Dublin for meetings, jaysus, such a bloody hassle booking a hotel, taxi etc etc,
April 26th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I had a car that was made in Italy, it’s a FixItAgainTomorrow,or a Hooering Fiat Cunto!
April 26th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Reminds me of that scene from Withnail & I:
So the coal man’s in court wearing a caftan and a bell. They can handle the caftan but they can’t handle the bell. So the judge says “what do you fink this is, fancy dress or summink”, so the coal man says “you fink you look normal your honour?” Cunt give him two years.
April 26th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
STOP SWEARING! ALL THIS FOUL LANGUAGE IS A TOTAL FLIPPING DISGRACE. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE GARDAI, THEY SPEND ALL DAY WALKING THE STREETS IN THOSE WOOLEN SUITS AND ALL YE CAN DO IS CALL THEM NAMES.
April 26th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Some of them are okay. The others are jobsworth shytehawks that just like ruining peoples days and laughing up their feckin’sleeves. Has anyone seen that fat fecker that patrols around O’Connell Street?
April 26th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
It wasn’t on the night the summer time cut in, was it? Probably some cunt of a garda who waited until it was 2 am and jumped in saying it was past 3 o’clock already.
April 26th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Ah, Scorchio, you bring back fond memories!
Geebag, I haven’t heard that one in many moons. I didn’t even think it was still in use.
Isn’t it nice to know that some of the old traditions survive?
April 26th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Surely it’s less reprehensible if the nun can’t see?
April 26th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
You’re a dog rapist who likes to rape dogs then stick his dog poo covered cock up small boys arses before shooting his man paste on a FULLY SIGHTED AND KEENLY AWARE nun’s face
Now that’s fucking reprehensible.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Yippee.heres another 1 to make you smile,Poxbottle
April 26th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
haha..what the fuck has the state of the country got to do with calling a remark reprehensible?
April 27th, 2007 at 12:10 am
There’s nothing quite like Irish smut, is there? Talking of bollix, can you please have Terry Wogan back now? Please?
April 27th, 2007 at 1:08 am
poxbottle is my favourite word ever…except for cunt….
April 27th, 2007 at 4:31 am
yeah that’s me da.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
bollix is as fine a phrase as ‘cellar door’