Odd phone calls

Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on April 24th, 2007

*bring bring*

“Hello?”

“Ahh, hello Twenty, Stinking Pete here.”

“What’s up, Pete.”

“Twenty, sometimes I wish I was a praying mantis.”

“Er…what?”

*click*

Fucking weirdo.

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16 comments

  1. Geo says:

    Preying or praying?

    Ah who cares….

    April 24th, 2007 at 3:14 pm

  2. Lung the Younger says:

    It’s understandable really. After all, if Stinking Pete were to be a male Praying Mantis, he’d probably be one of the few who wouldn’t get devoured by his missus after a shag. She’d probably turn around just as he’s about to drop his goo, ready to chomp into his head with her powerful mandibles, take one whiff and lose her appetite. So his life would consist of loads of hanky panky with hardly any risk.

    April 24th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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  3. kav says:

    Are you sure he didn’t say “Sometimes I wish I was dead”?

    If I was you, I’d call the guards.

    April 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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  4. Pinkie says:

    Social Services Kav - I’d ring social services. Apparently they work weekdays now

    April 24th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
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  5. Peadar says:

    ye, its ok to go mad during the week.
    just don’t try it at the weekend or…. or
    you can just work away.

    April 24th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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  6. Janice PID says:

    I don’t suppose any of youse has listened (I mean really listened) to the lyrics of Life is a Rollercoaster have you? I have.

    April 24th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
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  7. Janice PID says:

    That man’s a fucking philosopher. No, not a ‘fucking philosopher’. A. Fucking. Philosopher.

    April 24th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
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  8. Janice PID says:

    I just can’t remember the cunt’s name.

    April 24th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
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  9. size ten says:

    Janice Pid,the cunt’s name is Ronan Keating, that’s who the cunt is,after that song the cunt will be on one of Twenty’s hit lists, the cunt is on mine if I can get my hands on a gun…..

    April 24th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
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  10. Janice PID says:

    Ah you’re just jealous, mister size ten (that’ll be your feet I suppose). Ronan Keating is a handsome little bastard and he’s got the voice of an angel. He’s also known as Size Ten but for different reasons I reckon. Also, I bet you didn’t know he was really from the planet Uranus. I rest my case.

    April 24th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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  11. Janice PID says:

    And I bet you also didn’t know the actress Samantha Janus’s had was called Hugh.

    April 24th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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  12. Janice PID says:

    I mean dad. God I’m drunk already.

    April 24th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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  13. fatmammycat says:

    He’s on the meths again, ignore him, he’ll come down in a few days.

    April 24th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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  14. BikerStud says:

    Your are seriously funny Major!!!
    BTW the pic of the old chap youve got out there sqattin all over is of my granpapa out from old Gua Dong way in China…
    Also your Pics are superb!!!great depth of field
    Later

    April 25th, 2007 at 7:51 am
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  15. the rose licker says:

    Bikerstud?
    What a name. Makes me horny.

    April 25th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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  16. Conortje says:

    See now I am really confused - I thought he was a praying mantis

    April 25th, 2007 at 9:20 am
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