Ahhh poor old Boris Yeltsin, they don’t make them like that anymore. He was a free spirit, a radical beat poet for the 90s, a man who brushed his teeth with vodka and bicarbonate of soda. He will be sorely missed.
My favourite story about Boris was when he went to the USA to meet with Bill Clinton and after a White House dinner security staff found him locked in a cupboard frantically fingering Hilary. Legendary.
Of course, we have our own drunken politicians here. Sinn Fein’s Martin Ferris drank two pints and a glass of red wine when he was caught by Gardai. He was driving home from his local pub and apparently he only had to go a third of a mile. What a lazy fucking cunt. If he can’t even walk home from the pub after drinking too much for the breathalyzer then is he going to go the extra mile for his constituents?
I used to know a guy who taught English in a foreign country and before every class he’d down a couple of whiskeys because he couldn’t stand children. He hated them. Really hated them. I’m not sure why he needed the Dutch courage though. He was 6’7 and as black as the ace of spades. Most of the kids were terrified of his mere presence. He could have had them in the palm of his hand with a look from his ever reddening eyes.
He got fired when he threw the ‘duster’, or whatever you call the cleaner for the white board, at one particular kid and hit him right in the eye which popped right out of its socket and hung there on a stalk.
Little cunt deserved it though.
Russian politicians are great. They just have that “fuck you, I’ll do what I want” attitude. Putin insisted on an interpretor when speaking to Bush jr. Later he travelled to Queen Elisabeth and suddenly didn’t need an interpretor at all and spoke fluent in English.
Hopefully Vladimir Zhirinovsky will be the next president. Would be a lot of fun! He has the same, be it even worse, attitude as Boris Yeltsin!
I think they should make TaTu the next presidents of Russian. Super pop lesbo politicians are the way forward.
Are they sure he’s dead and not been at the floor polish?
Any Politician that has the good sense to refuse getting ofa plane in Limerick should be honoured . The fact he was blind drunk should not matter he was still right.
His real name was Basil. Apparently he changed it because in Russia Basil is a girl’s name.
I think we should remember Boris for his excellent impersonation of Ken Dodd (no not a tax fiddle even though…) when he said “What a lovely day for walking up to the Kremlin,knocking on the door and saying…Is Len in?”
Magical in its entirity.
Even the yanks need an interpretor when dealing with Bush Jr,the only one that dosn’t is Bin Laden!
Gardaí hiding behind walls waiting to catch Martin Ferris. Gas country.
Dale, If you were to knock on the door of the Kremlin you could be there all day asking is Len in or is Put in or is there anybody Yelts in? Even see is Ra-Ra-Rasput in. Or Victor Chernamerd in or……. no, I’ve had enough already too.
Wouldnt like to be those Gardaí if Sinn Fein get into government after the election.
First news story on RTE after the swearing in of a Sinn Fein cabinet:
“Newly appointed Minister for Justice Martin Ferris today announced that as of 5pm this evening there will be a permanent Irish Garda presence on Rockall to prevent English invaders from stealing more Irish land…”
reminds me of when Fr.Jack died, wait till the paint thinners wear off, and he’ll be up again on his feet
in no time.
jaysus !! I hope they don’t try and cremate the fecker, it’ll take weeks to put the fire out.
I thought it was a bit cheeky to leave Albert on the runway at Shannon. Poor Albert never complained either.
“Newly appointed Minister for Justice Martin Ferris today announced that as of 5pm this evening there will be a permanent Irish Garda presence on Rockall to prevent English invaders from stealing more Irish land…”
That would be somewhat ironic considering he sold off a chunk of his land to an English property developer. I guess everthing has it’s price even to a ‘freedom fighter’.
Minister of Justice Martin Ferris would certainly be joined in support by Taoiseach Gerry Adams, not to mention President Josephine Bernadette Devlin McAliskey (who was 60 yesterday – times passes).
What a fucking nightmare after the Celtic Tiger died.
all the guards suck cock,
they all drink and drive ,drink after hours ,beat people up in cells,they act the cunt more than anyone
does .ps they suck cock
Jasus funny – what an intelligent man you are. Tell me this – are you able to make a living from all this wisdom and insight you possess?
[GLUASITEAN] WHY ARE YOU A GUARD? OR DO YOU JUST DO THE COCK SUCKING part time or full time?
Erm… speaking personally, part time. Tho if you paid me – full time.
do you take butter vouchers janice?
You have me mixed up with your Mother, funnymoney – and I hear you have excelled her in blosing truck drivers in that you swallow also…
Have a Nice Day : )
GLUAISTEAN I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ,,, BUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A BETTER FUCK I CANT FUCK YOUR GRANDAD
YOUR ARSE IS IN THE WAY ;;;;YOU FUCKING COCK JOCKEY
I BET YOU HAVE HAD MORE COCK IN YOU THAN ELTON JOHN
I BET YOUR A LITTLE POSH BOY WITH A NICE JOB YOURLOT MAKE ME SICK ,TRY LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD A SEE HOW THE COPS TREAT THE REST OF US
What are you, five?
TWENTY MAJOR YOU CAN FUCK OFF AS WELL
Grow up, John.