Do you know what would be cool?
Posted on | April 4, 2007 | 5 Comments
If someone, attending a government function of some kind, replaced the water in the bottles of Ballygowan with 100% pure Galway water and made them all really, really sick.
And just to make sure they put some MRSA superbug virus in their too. And some contaminated blood.
And then shot them all in the face.
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April 4th, 2007 @ 1:46 am
Excellent idea. I’m off to Dublin Castle in the morning for the ‘we love the diaspora really’ (especially since it looks like we’ll need the remittances again pretty soon)gig. Too late to get Galway water but I’m sure with a little ingenuity I could come up with something equally squitter-provoking to slip into the Minister’s adam’s ale.
April 4th, 2007 @ 3:01 am
like in the film Erin Brockovich
[Ms. Sanchez picks up a glass of water]
Erin Brockovich: “By the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.”
bad planning, heart murmurs, and bonking of on a 1 year jail term all connected to the water; the life cycle of bad karma’s gonna get ya.
April 4th, 2007 @ 7:30 am
It’s Easter – surely holy water is the way to go. Finally sort out our old issues with the church and liberate the country for once and for all. No?
April 4th, 2007 @ 8:12 am
I’m falling down with the stuff here Twenty.I’ll be happy to bottle it and transfer it to Government buildings…I’ll even add a couple of secret ingredients of my own, for flavour y’see.
April 4th, 2007 @ 11:19 am
Contaminated County Council wine….. he he, does it need any more help, its already full of shit, dead bodies and Christ knows what else?