Or even England:
The longest midget toss on record was made during the British Dwarf Tossing championships of 2002 when Jimmy Leonard of England tossed all 4’4″ and 98 pounds of Lenny the Giant a giant 11 feet 5 inches.
Anything with midgets would be brilliant. Personally I’d like to see a midget battle where you pitch two of them against each other in hamster balls. They’d have to keep running in to each other until one of them dies or is killed – whichever happens first.
The problem of the catapult is that midgets are so small they’d break up in your fingers when you’re trying to load them. But I reckon there will be plenty flying around this year to practice with if we have a hot summer. I’d rather put up fly stick paper and watch them struggle. But some people think is unhygienic.I hate aphids more than midgets.The can make a bollox of your plants.
Dunno about midgets but it would be a good way of solving the public transport problem. Just get a snotty prick to operate the catapult and the catcher net and it would be just like Dub-a-lin Buz.
Dwarves/Midgets of the world unite and smash every catapult you find before they get one for the ‘Connell bridge. Abuse of small people is not funny.I speak as a lofty 3ft 6ins person.
Dale yer feckin giant, you should be on the other side. I’m 2 foot 3 feathers you piss taking gianty bastard. Don’t give me all that lofty ambition lark, let’s scale the north face of twenty and slap him where the sun don’t shine
What would really be cool is a government that had a clue:
in an effort to save energy the government decided to change the bulbs in public buildings to low energy. sounds commendable but they are throwing away all the perfectly good incandescent bulbs ( which took energy to make) and then getting into rows with electricians because the non electricians are changing them ALL at the same time to energy saving ones.
Again in an effort to save the environment they announce that they are going to increase tax on big gas guzzling jeepy things. Sounds commendabe but:
They are only putting up VRT so the extra tax will only seriously affect the first purchaser, not the running costs.
so all the people who think they are clever are going out to buy a jeep now, to get on the jeep ladder before the tax gets put up.
Or they are putting a 9V battery into a Hummer and calling it a HYBRID.
Hey! Don’t Time (Bandits) fly when you’re having fun?
Actually, you might be on to something. Midget tossing was outlawed in Americaland some decades ago, and there’s been a void to fill since.
Yes but were would we find the midgets? I guess we could import them from China ?
Or even England:
The longest midget toss on record was made during the British Dwarf Tossing championships of 2002 when Jimmy Leonard of England tossed all 4’4″ and 98 pounds of Lenny the Giant a giant 11 feet 5 inches.
How tall are those Alaskans?
Maybe we could toss David Norris instead.
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Not that way! You people are disgusting!
Midgets are great.
Watch them fly. Wheeeeeeee!
No. Funnier would be a half dozen politicians stuck in a lift and the army having to be called away from other duites* to rescue them.
*Culling school children in a bid to reduce class sizes.
Anything with midgets would be brilliant. Personally I’d like to see a midget battle where you pitch two of them against each other in hamster balls. They’d have to keep running in to each other until one of them dies or is killed – whichever happens first.
Bring on the Oompa Lumpas!
I find this all rather distasteful – everybody, look into your souls, suppress your giggles and act humanely – shortism is will exact its revenge
Oh, everyone knows they don’t really have feelings. Look who they let represent them, that gobshite from Jackass. Idiot calls HIMSELF “wee man.”
So is that a miniature catapult?
Or a catapult for shooting miniature people?
I forsee the start of a craze here…..
Once again I’m with Sid on this one. The poor taste of this blog is really starting to get out of hand…….
….by the way, do you get extra points for the ones you manage impale on the Ha’penny Bridge railings?
The problem of the catapult is that midgets are so small they’d break up in your fingers when you’re trying to load them. But I reckon there will be plenty flying around this year to practice with if we have a hot summer. I’d rather put up fly stick paper and watch them struggle. But some people think is unhygienic.I hate aphids more than midgets.The can make a bollox of your plants.
Dunno about midgets but it would be a good way of solving the public transport problem. Just get a snotty prick to operate the catapult and the catcher net and it would be just like Dub-a-lin Buz.
Dwarves/Midgets of the world unite and smash every catapult you find before they get one for the ‘Connell bridge. Abuse of small people is not funny.I speak as a lofty 3ft 6ins person.
Shame on you!!
Dale yer feckin giant, you should be on the other side. I’m 2 foot 3 feathers you piss taking gianty bastard. Don’t give me all that lofty ambition lark, let’s scale the north face of twenty and slap him where the sun don’t shine
I once tossed myself off on O’Connell Street and I’m not very tall.
could ya include the size 0 social x-rays to make it a bit more politically correct.
What would really be cool is a government that had a clue:
in an effort to save energy the government decided to change the bulbs in public buildings to low energy. sounds commendable but they are throwing away all the perfectly good incandescent bulbs ( which took energy to make) and then getting into rows with electricians because the non electricians are changing them ALL at the same time to energy saving ones.
Again in an effort to save the environment they announce that they are going to increase tax on big gas guzzling jeepy things. Sounds commendabe but:
They are only putting up VRT so the extra tax will only seriously affect the first purchaser, not the running costs.
so all the people who think they are clever are going out to buy a jeep now, to get on the jeep ladder before the tax gets put up.
Or they are putting a 9V battery into a Hummer and calling it a HYBRID.