Comments on: Your shoelace is untied

By: Mola Ram

Mola Ram — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:17:39 +0000

I’d have gone for a ‘Melvin’ rather than a straight-up slap.

By: Eolaí gan Fhéile

Eolaí gan Fhéile — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:57:38 +0000

And then you press the red button repeatedly, I imagine

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:53:06 +0000

“digital-anal self abuse” = sitting on your Sky dish with no clothes on, and the antenna up your arse.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:29:06 +0000

I have to say the ‘digital-anal self abuse’ line baffled me a little.

By: Salem MacGourley

Salem MacGourley — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:25:56 +0000

“digital-anal self abuse”: is he photoshopping pictures of his anus into uncomfortable situations(back of a volkswagon)?

Re: Today’s post – and HE’s the one with a book deal..

By: TheDailyMagnet

TheDailyMagnet — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 13:56:31 +0000

“BLOGGASM EDITION – TWENTY MAJOR SPARKS UP”

I didn’t think you were writing that kind of book!?

By: Fred Freegan

Fred Freegan — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:10:28 +0000

To forage, Major, not scavenge!

My recent urban foragings have produced a perfectly functional television set and a fan! Not exactly the waste of time people may think, eh?

By: ro_G

ro_G — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:30:48 +0000

whats “digital-anal self abuse”? can you get electrocuted doing it?

By: Jack the Bollix

Jack the Bollix — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:17:17 +0000

Congratulations Twenty, ye bollix!

I just seen the news about your book deal.

I can’t wait to read it so I can’t.

Fair play to ye, ye cunt. Heh.

[From Richard Delevan in The Tribune:

“BLOGGASM EDITION – TWENTY MAJOR SPARKS UP

POTTY-MOUTHED Irish blogger Twenty Major has cashed in with a two-book deal with Hodder Headline, the first such blogger book deal in Ireland. It follows similar blogger book deals for London call girl Belle du Jour, US political blogger Wonkette and British blogger Catherine Sanderson. Sanderson’s scathing accounts of her Paris employer’s work practices on her blog, Petite Anglaise, got her sacked. She somewhat made up for it with a sixfigure deal with Penguin.

Twenty Major, which attracts some 1,500 readers a day from 60 countries, is best known for his use of, erm, colourful metaphors generally involving female genitalia and digital-anal self abuse. Whether Twenty’s style is a hit in bookshops will be anyone’s guess, but of even greater interest will be whether the blogger’s 200-word-rant style can succeed for 200 pages. We wish him well.

Our tip for the next Irish blogger to get a book deal: Red Mum. Google her and read why.”

By: foolhardy

foolhardy — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:01:11 +0000

It’s a little known fact that the april fools joke was invented in Jerusalem some 2,000 years or so ago by a girl called Mary