Comments on: Get a fucking life http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5506 Twenty Major Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:27:21 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5506 He's too off his face on some unspecified drug that he never wrote a song about to care, Woo. He’s too off his face on some unspecified drug that he never wrote a song about to care, Woo.

]]> By: woowoo http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5505 woowoo Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:23:08 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5505 JJ Cale won't be best pleased with you Twenty. JJ Cale won’t be best pleased with you Twenty.

]]> By: The Philster http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5475 The Philster Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:27:51 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5475 No one ever speaks of the good that drugs that do. If I didn't have me hash cakes, my spastic colon would be ravaged.Theres nothin' more regular than a hash turd.I wish the gaurds would stop bustin' the poor hash dealers.Soft drugs are a soft target for the cops. Its harder to get hash now than coke and heroin.A mate showed me a small nodge there the other day and it cost him 100euro.The same piece 5 years ago would a cost 30.If we could get heroin etc off the streets we wouldn't have to listen to de Christy Dignam or read the shite in the sunday indo.Morrissey was right as he put it, 'only fuckin' eejits do heroin'. No one ever speaks of the good that drugs that do. If I didn’t have me hash cakes, my spastic colon would be ravaged.Theres nothin’ more regular than a hash turd.I wish the gaurds would stop bustin’ the poor hash dealers.Soft drugs are a soft target for the cops. Its harder to get hash now than coke and heroin.A mate showed me a small nodge there the other day and it cost him 100euro.The same piece 5 years ago would a cost 30.If we could get heroin etc off the streets we wouldn’t have to listen to de Christy Dignam or read the shite in the sunday indo.Morrissey was right as he put it, ‘only fuckin’ eejits do heroin’.

]]> By: Problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5469 Problemchildbride Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:49:48 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5469 It starts in the nursery. What do you think <i>Hey Diddle Diddle</i> is all about, eh? That song was directly responsible for me trying to squeeze the hallucogenic nectar out of the bulbs of the wee red flowers on the way to primary school. The number of bushes I had to go through before I scored a high that would take the edge off the morning ti' play-time wasn't funny. I was as a human locust. Totally messed up my learning colours though. <i>Rub-a-dub-dub</i> was responsible for my friends Finleigh and Grant being "turned" the way they were too. There ought to be more monitoring but, of course, the teachers are all high as kites too. There's no winning the war on filth. Nope. It starts in the nursery. What do you think Hey Diddle Diddle is all about, eh? That song was directly responsible for me trying to squeeze the hallucogenic nectar out of the bulbs of the wee red flowers on the way to primary school. The number of bushes I had to go through before I scored a high that would take the edge off the morning ti’ play-time wasn’t funny. I was as a human locust. Totally messed up my learning colours though.

Rub-a-dub-dub was responsible for my friends Finleigh and Grant being “turned” the way they were too.

There ought to be more monitoring but, of course, the teachers are all high as kites too. There’s no winning the war on filth. Nope.

]]> By: Yippee http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5468 Yippee Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:36:34 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5468 That D: Ream song, Things can only get better, was closely associated with ecstacy. The drug, now, not the state of mind, eh, even though that's probably the same thing,... Well, you know what I mean! That D: Ream song, Things can only get better, was closely associated with ecstacy.

The drug, now, not the state of mind, eh, even though that’s probably the same thing,…
Well, you know what I mean!

]]> By: Lex Ferenda » Doo dur da-do dooh ba-do dur-ba doo-bah-doo-dah http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5465 Lex Ferenda » Doo dur da-do dooh ba-do dur-ba doo-bah-doo-dah Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:07:35 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5465 [...] is to common sense as Mary Whitehouse was to freedom of expression, has a new triumph. She’s arguing that because Brian Cowen appeared on stage with a clip from Chelsea Dagger (watch it here) by The [...] [...] is to common sense as Mary Whitehouse was to freedom of expression, has a new triumph. She’s arguing that because Brian Cowen appeared on stage with a clip from Chelsea Dagger (watch it here) by The [...]

]]> By: Fourth Former http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5461 Fourth Former Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:30:43 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5461 Dale, Sally Lindsay, who played Shelley Unwin in Coronation St, sang on that record. She is lovely and I would like her not to be lined up and shot if it is all the same to you. Whereas that drug advocating cunt Ronan Keating... that is a different matter completely. Life is only a rollercoaster if you are out of your box on some narcotic substance. Dale, Sally Lindsay, who played Shelley Unwin in Coronation St, sang on that record. She is lovely and I would like her not to be lined up and shot if it is all the same to you. Whereas that drug advocating cunt Ronan Keating… that is a different matter completely. Life is only a rollercoaster if you are out of your box on some narcotic substance.

]]> By: The Swearing Lady http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5459 The Swearing Lady Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:16:06 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5459 Lined up like c-c-c-c-c-cocaine, Dale! Lined up like c-c-c-c-c-cocaine, Dale!

]]> By: Dale de Moin Marn http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5457 Dale de Moin Marn Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:05:02 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5457 You've only got to look at songs like "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" - Dawn. " Chirper Cheep Cheep" - Middle of the Road. " Mouldy Old Dough" - Leuitenant Pidgeon. All riddled with hidden messages about drug taking...and as for St Winifreds Girls School Choir "No one quite like Grandma"...the little b*stards should have been lined up and shot. You’ve only got to look at songs like “Tie a Yellow Ribbon” – Dawn. ” Chirper Cheep Cheep” – Middle of the Road. ” Mouldy Old Dough” – Leuitenant Pidgeon. All riddled with hidden messages about drug taking…and as for St Winifreds Girls School Choir “No one quite like Grandma”…the little b*stards should have been lined up and shot.

]]> By: daniel http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5456 daniel Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:42:15 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/26/get-a-fucking-life/#comment-5456 Bertie's excuse could be: "It's not my fault those Fratellis feckers wrote those lyrics on that beautiful melody" Never heard about that song as well. And for fuck sake, it was only 10 seconds and no lyrics where heard. I think Grainne Kelly is just an attention seeking whore that was worried nobody would care about Eurad. Which we don't. Bertie’s excuse could be:
“It’s not my fault those Fratellis feckers wrote those lyrics on that beautiful melody”

Never heard about that song as well. And for fuck sake, it was only 10 seconds and no lyrics where heard. I think Grainne Kelly is just an attention seeking whore that was worried nobody would care about Eurad. Which we don’t.

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