Comments on: Well don’t have children then http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Brendan http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5407 Brendan Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:04:26 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5407 When my sister was born, my old man brought my mum to the hospital and then went to the cinema to watch 'Kelly's Heroes' (the cool war movie with Donald Sutherland and Telly Savales). Can't imagine anyone saying 'we're pregnant' back then...... Funnily enough, he wouldn't dream of going to the cinema these days, or the pub (favoured haunts of old), because you can't smoke there! Twenty: are you my da? If you are, I've been meaning to tell you you're an awful bollox! (but you're alright really as well) When my sister was born, my old man brought my mum to the hospital and then went to the cinema to watch ‘Kelly’s Heroes’ (the cool war movie with Donald Sutherland and Telly Savales).

Can’t imagine anyone saying ‘we’re pregnant’ back then……

Funnily enough, he wouldn’t dream of going to the cinema these days, or the pub (favoured haunts of old), because you can’t smoke there!

Twenty: are you my da?

If you are, I’ve been meaning to tell you you’re an awful bollox! (but you’re alright really as well)

]]> By: spannerhead http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5330 spannerhead Fri, 23 Mar 2007 22:23:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5330 It's the sheer volume of fluids that came out that amazed me - if I lost that much I'd have to a) faint or b) replace it immediately with beer It’s the sheer volume of fluids that came out that amazed me – if I lost that much I’d have to a) faint or b) replace it immediately with beer

]]> By: Old Knudsen http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5329 Old Knudsen Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:47:06 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5329 something about seeing a pair of scissors cutting open yer wife's twat, makes you want to go to the pub and drink alot, so does sports, thirst and avoiding said wife. something about seeing a pair of scissors
cutting open yer wife’s twat, makes you want to go to the pub and drink alot, so does sports, thirst and avoiding said wife.

]]> By: Problemchildbride http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5323 Problemchildbride Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:08:56 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5323 In Irish bathrooms there are no #2s. People progress from #1s straight to #3s 'cos "dat's de turd ting, yeh see" In Irish bathrooms there are no #2s. People progress from #1s straight to #3s ‘cos “dat’s de turd ting, yeh see”

]]> By: Peadar http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5322 Peadar Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:45:03 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5322 Do cannibals prefer eating babies more than eating adults. mutton or lamb Do cannibals prefer eating babies more than eating adults.
mutton or lamb

]]> By: porridge http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5321 porridge Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:34:55 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5321 james cameron got the idea for alien(s) after the birth of his first child. actually, considering the fucking irritating spoilt little monsters people are spewing out all over, should just have sigourney weaver with a flamethrower/assault rifle/grenade launcher combo waiting instead of a doctor. roast rib of baby. yum. james cameron got the idea for alien(s) after the birth of his first child. actually, considering the fucking irritating spoilt little monsters people are spewing out all over, should just have sigourney weaver with a flamethrower/assault rifle/grenade launcher combo waiting instead of a doctor. roast rib of baby. yum.

]]> By: Loco Obo http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5318 Loco Obo Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:12:42 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5318 I thought that the little buggers were delivered by stork and that the gee was for putting things into. I thought that the little buggers were delivered by stork and that the gee was for putting things into.

]]> By: Mo Dhuine http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5317 Mo Dhuine Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:42:02 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5317 I’ll be honest with ya twenty -not that you’d care- but I don’t usually find your posts that funny, more witty I guess! But this one on the other hand is a real gem, the tears were rolling down my face boy. Classic I’ll be honest with ya twenty -not that you’d care- but I don’t usually find your posts that funny, more witty I guess!
But this one on the other hand is a real gem, the tears were rolling down my face boy. Classic

]]> By: Dale de Moin Marn http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5316 Dale de Moin Marn Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:12:03 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5316 What trouble was that then? What trouble was that then?

]]> By: Sid Trotter http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5314 Sid Trotter Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:46:00 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/23/well-dont-have-children-then/#comment-5314 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Kokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote “The Hokey Kokey” died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

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