Comments on: Ireland is like Crowded House

By: scalliwag

scalliwag — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:49:34 +0000

well iam in oz at da mo have been ere for 3 months the weather has been 33 deegrees some days,, it was lovely, but im goin hm to ireland next wed iam a little worried about da cold front… is it really dat bad?? will it ever start to pick up?????

By: Colonel Cockburger

Colonel Cockburger — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:59:20 +0000

Y I seen that, even though its closed its still better than half the open ones. Sometimes I bring the donkey in there with me and make brown cows using donkey milk. Yuuuuuuuuuuuum,

By: TheDailyMagnet

TheDailyMagnet — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:03:23 +0000

Really, that’s not what I heard about sailors.

So I guess you must be one of the esteemed Cockburgers of East Perth, then, Colonel – I thought the name was familiar.

Pubs in perth leave a lot to be desired, there used to be a filthy old bikies pub on Lord St, with cheap beer and lots of backpackers.

By: Colonel Cockburger

Colonel Cockburger — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:53:17 +0000

Hi Daily, Im in E Perth, are there any decent boozers in this town? There’s something wrong about a city with more brothels than bars! Unless you’re in the Navy right?

By: TheDailyMagnet

TheDailyMagnet — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:59:19 +0000

& Red Hot Tits – nope, not a single solitary drop of cerebral cortex fluid for you, nor any of Jose Feliciano’s eye juice – dry as a donkey’s derriere, here dear.

Which part do you hail from Colonel?

By: TheDailyMagnet

TheDailyMagnet — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:34:43 +0000

Multiple personality disorder huh – that’s ok, so long as they all queue to entertain me.

Heatedly mating, huh – sigh… it’s going to be cooler tomorrow.

By: Colonel Cockburger

Colonel Cockburger — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:46:29 +0000

hey Oz isnt all its cracked up to be. The heat never stops here and it plays havoc with the delicate constitution of a poor Dublin boy. Yes I live in Australia but I MISS the Irish weather. 2 weeks in the sun is a treat for us all but 6-8 months of it is a bit much.
1 thing you might not realise is that Ireland has the perfect drinking weather hence why we’re all so good at it. Drinking in the heat is a different sceal altogether.

By: spannerhead

spannerhead — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:07:36 +0000

“I prefer hot weather, I have to say. I like walking outside and getting a blast of heat. I like to walk about my house in just my underpants with only an endless supply of beer to keep me cool. I feel that this kind of weather should be my consitutional right.”

Shit, just move here to OZ

By: Walter Ego

Walter Ego — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:56:54 +0000

Heee, Hee. Poor Vivien seems to have inadvertantly stumbled upon a blog site for her polar opposites ie: those who’s penchant for witty, whimsical, nonsensical revelry outweighs their need for cerebral, competetive stimulation of an inter net nature. “He” should try googling nob-head.com for some more like-minded twaty-ness. Carbon di-oxide poisoning I suspect. Bless.

By: yacuncha

yacuncha — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:01:32 +0000

And in Ireland you can’t heat the stone/block houses anyway.

Global warming? Reflect that a thousand years ago it was so warm that grapes grew in Greenland. In fact, grapes and wine-making were as far north as Ely in Britain. It’s been getting colder since then. Those autos aren’t helping at all.

The recent UN Report on ‘Global Warming’ alleged that of the nasty carbon emission supposedly causing the warming, fully 18% came from cattle breathing, farting and shitting.

What do the Greens have to say about that?