Radio killed the Bloggio star
Posted on | March 2, 2007 | 35 Comments
So I was on the Rick O’Shea show last night. He emailed me during the week and asked me if I’d talk about the Blog Awards. I said ‘Ok’.
Sinead and Blogorrah were on too. Sadly there wasn’t a huge amount of time to talk about anything and then Swearing Lady (still can’t see your site, NTL are a pack of useless cunts) left a comment which noted that the song previous to my lengthy, in-depth interview was Amy fucking Winehouse and the song immediately afterwards was Damien cunting Rice.
And O’Shea thinks, if I go to the awards tomorrow night, that a glass of Um Bongo will make things right, does he? It’s like asking a vegetarian to dinner then telling them they have to club their own baby seal for the starter and pick out a shackled calf for their veal main course. It’s like inviting an Israeli and serving him pork chops. It’s like inviting Jamie Bulger’s mother and sitting her beside Thomson and Venables.
The gauntlet has been laid down.
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March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:09 am
You couldn’t give us an idea of what point in the show you were on? I’m trawling through and have already heard snippets of Steven Gately and Jamariquoi, and I’m not sure it’s worth it…
March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:11 am
It was right at the very end.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:19 am
Good luck at the awards ya kranky auld fecker. I hope you have picked out a nice frock and have been practicing your blubbing for the cameras. If you st-st-stammer a little during your speech it’ll sound more convincing. Give my regards to all the cunts.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:23 am
I’ll be worse than Tom Hanks crossed with Halle Berry. Except with better breasts, of course.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:28 am
As I’ve already said, you sound like Tom Dunne doing that ‘Penny Apples’ bloke.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
Twenty…. Baby….. It was entirely accidental right up until the point where I decided to dedicate it to you… At least now you know how I feel about you x x x No-one told me there’d be baby seal on tomorrow night! Yum.
Sorry about the shortness of time to all – still getting used to this “radio” lark…
March 2nd, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
You were stitched up mate. We could hear Rick laughing at you as he played the song. The big question is will Twenty be going tomorrow and if so will he be wearing a mask.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
He’ll be wearing Rick’s head as a hat, I think.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
And Tonight on….. Twenty Major does Rick O Sea
March 2nd, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
not in a debbie does dallas way i hope
March 2nd, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
Could be worse…Could be in the Eammon Cooke way.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 5:04 pm
dick, sorry, rick must know his days are numbered:
“Quiet last night of the show in its current incarnation :-)”
hopefully buddhists are wrong and rick will not rise again from the blood sodden patch of carpet that will be his final resting place. unless he’s one of those liquid metal terminator things, which would explain his lack of a personality, sense of humour and musical taste. i’ve put twenty on ten, or ten on twenty, which ever is better
March 2nd, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
seems the irish epilepsy society (of which rick is patron) want to bring epilepsy out of the shadows. thought too much bright light brought on attacks?
March 2nd, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
seems the irish epilepsy society (of which rick is patron) want to bring epilepsy out of the shadows. thought too much bright light brought on attacks?
You will go down roaring for that kind of thing.Mind you it happened out clubbing one night.
March 2nd, 2007 @ 5:30 pm
Good luck at the awards! And I’m sure you won’t having any problem clubbing your own baby seal;-)
March 2nd, 2007 @ 7:02 pm
Good luck!
March 2nd, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
Twenty, you’re being sucked in by the media; it was never Jamie Bulger; James was the name.
Good luck tomorrow
March 3rd, 2007 @ 12:02 am
Cock off you dickhead.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 12:20 am
Congrats on the move to the new site. I need to do the same myself. It looks like your readers followed you over. Thanks for the constant laughs.
Catherine, the redheaded blogger
http://journals.aol.com/rapieress/Aweekinthelife/
March 3rd, 2007 @ 12:21 am
Oh and good luck at the awards too!
March 3rd, 2007 @ 12:50 am
Not to make a foul mood any fouler…but I’ve just heard that Um Bongo have pulled out as sponsors of the mineral bar. The only mineral now on sale will be TK’s Um Bongo knock off: “Congo Fruit Blast”.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 12:52 am
That’s it. I’m not going.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 1:55 am
You’re such a fucking prick 20 for saying that. What if it was your children? You fucking asshole.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 10:07 am
Er, what?
March 3rd, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
I think that guy is on the wrong page/site/planet.
Enjo the ‘do’tonight!
March 3rd, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
maybe frank is a seal with cubs of his own? don’t forget your plastic bag for bringing all the awards home (whether you win them or not). enjoy.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 4:22 pm
My ex boyfriend Krel who is an absolute cunt… yeah, that’s it, he’s an absolute cunt. That’s all I wanted to say. He’s a cunt. An absolute gash.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
And his name’s Karel. Not Krel. He’s a cunt.
March 3rd, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
are you sure? A cunt is useful
March 3rd, 2007 @ 9:34 pm
Congratulations Twenty. You bastard.
March 4th, 2007 @ 12:48 am
Congratulations Twenty, great stuff. I hope you treated everyone there to a round…
March 4th, 2007 @ 2:14 am
Bien hecho toots. I knew you’d win. XXXXXXX
March 4th, 2007 @ 11:24 am
Well done!
March 4th, 2007 @ 11:37 am
Thanks. I tried to buy drinks for whoever would have them. I bought Rick O’Shea a beer and did I get my Um Bongo? Did I fuck.
March 4th, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
Well up Twenty on the award. How you manage to keep us entertained on a daily basis is a impressive feat. Gay Byrne for the noughties really…..