What to do with Derry O’Rourke
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on February 27th, 2007
I’m amazed some people are surprised by the release of paedophile swimming coach Derry O’Rourke. No doubt he’ll get another cushy job working in a home for shy, timid, young, mute, female orphans. Jobs for the boys and all that.
Personally speaking I think we should dress him up like a dolphin and let the Japanese take care of him. They seem to have the right idea.
I fucking hate paedophiles and I fucking hate dolphins but paedophile dolphins must surely be the worst thing on earth.
Right on Major. Off with their fucking heads and….hang on there’s a knock at the door I think it’s Peter Paul and Mary. We’re headin’ off tp anpther land today out the fuck of here. Cheers!
February 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am
what is it with pedophiles and swimming???
February 27th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
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This place never ceases to amaze me.His victims found out at the weekend by sheer chance..surely the authorities should have some protocol for this?…yes I suppose they do..it involves making the transition back into society as easy as possible for the paedo’s….
February 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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I’d forgive a paedophile dolphin for almost anything, unless of course I knew that he did it on porpoise.
February 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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Why the Dolphins , Were you betting on Miami to win the superbowl once or something.
February 27th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
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MacDara - it’s because dolphins are shifty looking cunts.
Lung - nobody’s laugh-fin at that one.
February 27th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
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Lung: Excellent!!
Whale have to sea how many more references we can make. There must be a tuna them.
Can’t understand the Dolphin thing though Twenty…is it their blowholes by any chance?
February 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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have just been watching saw 3 and i have some amusing ideas as to what could be done with that cunt. pity our health system is for shit cos then we could just patch him up and try some ideas from saw 1, saw 2, texas chainsaw massacre and american psycho as well. for starters.
February 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
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dale, i think twenty is just codding us about the dolphins. they’re really just red herrings.
February 27th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
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a wire coathanger down the japseye/blowhole.
Those dolphins are dodgy bastards,there always hanging around in schools.
it’s true,I read it in the Sun
February 27th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
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Lets all join hands around the table…we will see if we can contact the dead…Sid Trotter are you there?
February 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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Can’t they count the years?? Just read the paper about him:
- Conficted in 1998 for 12 years.
- and in 2005 for another 10.
So he should be out by 2020… That’s some reduction!
The other day there was this Dutch guy that spiked a couple of drinks and raped some girls. He fled to Brasil. When the Dutch police found out they asked to have him detained. That poor boy was crying when he was back in NL. Seemed they raped him and had him drink ratpiss in the Brasilian prison.
I’d suggest to bring all paedophiles and rapist before a trail to Brasil, sentence them here, than ask the Brazilian goverment to lock them up and collect them after a few months.
February 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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Shhh, for fucks sake. He might come back.
February 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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rapists is an anagram of ratpiss. coincidence? i think not.
February 27th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
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ped dolphins. wow.
February 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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Off with their heads? Yes, but I’m talking about different heads. You know the reason they had no rape in ancient Egypt was because it was a caiptal crime. I’m thinking castration could lead to a massive hemorrhage, am I wrong? Bastards.
February 27th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
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Yea sorry twenty I for got about the attack of the dolphin.
February 27th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
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I had the delight to be taken on a retreat by a priest allocated by the Dominican nuns at age 13/14. Myself, redmum and cc where the only three in a class of 28 that decided against the idea of a private confession where Fr.Paedo discussed through the questionnaire engaging in such relevant topics as whether we masturbated or not. Who is answerable to that and thank Christ we had a bit more wit than the other 25.
February 27th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
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Dolphins are just one step below whales
Plankton swallowing cunts they are.
Not once have I seen a whale get a Nobel Prize
February 27th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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paedophile dolphins must surely be the worst thing on earth
Nah, imagine a Damien Rice benefit gig for paedophile dolphins.
February 28th, 2007 at 12:53 am
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Glad to see the true you coming out of your shell twenty
February 28th, 2007 at 12:53 am
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I hate speedos too.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:07 am
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Could someone not start a blog in this cunts name and start slaggin off the Egypt polticical scene and get the cunt fucked in jail over there ?
February 28th, 2007 at 10:48 am
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And the guy has Six children? Very fishy. Yeah, throw him to the dolphins.
How come you can’t get a decent dolphin steak here anyway? Do we have to go all the way to Howth or what?
March 4th, 2007 at 6:39 am
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