What to do with Derry O’Rourke

I’m amazed some people are surprised by the release of paedophile swimming coach Derry O’Rourke. No doubt he’ll get another cushy job working in a home for shy, timid, young, mute, female orphans. Jobs for the boys and all that.

Personally speaking I think we should dress him up like a dolphin and let the Japanese take care of him. They seem to have the right idea.

I fucking hate paedophiles and I fucking hate dolphins but paedophile dolphins must surely be the worst thing on earth.

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27 Responses to What to do with Derry O’Rourke

  1. paddy whack says:

    Right on Major. Off with their fucking heads and….hang on there’s a knock at the door I think it’s Peter Paul and Mary. We’re headin’ off tp anpther land today out the fuck of here. Cheers!

  2. what is it with pedophiles and swimming???

  3. Littlesapling says:

    This place never ceases to amaze me.His victims found out at the weekend by sheer chance..surely the authorities should have some protocol for this?…yes I suppose they do..it involves making the transition back into society as easy as possible for the paedo’s….

  4. I’d forgive a paedophile dolphin for almost anything, unless of course I knew that he did it on porpoise.

  5. Why the Dolphins , Were you betting on Miami to win the superbowl once or something.

  6. Twenty Major says:

    MacDara – it’s because dolphins are shifty looking cunts.

    Lung – nobody’s laugh-fin at that one.

  7. Dale de moin marn says:

    Lung: Excellent!!

    Whale have to sea how many more references we can make. There must be a tuna them.

    Can’t understand the Dolphin thing though Twenty…is it their blowholes by any chance?

  8. porridge says:

    have just been watching saw 3 and i have some amusing ideas as to what could be done with that cunt. pity our health system is for shit cos then we could just patch him up and try some ideas from saw 1, saw 2, texas chainsaw massacre and american psycho as well. for starters.

  9. porridge says:

    dale, i think twenty is just codding us about the dolphins. they’re really just red herrings.

  10. scorchio says:

    a wire coathanger down the japseye/blowhole.
    Those dolphins are dodgy bastards,there always hanging around in schools.
    it’s true,I read it in the Sun

  11. Dale de moin marn says:

    Lets all join hands around the table…we will see if we can contact the dead…Sid Trotter are you there?

  12. daniel says:

    Can’t they count the years?? Just read the paper about him:
    - Conficted in 1998 for 12 years.
    - and in 2005 for another 10.
    So he should be out by 2020… That’s some reduction!

    The other day there was this Dutch guy that spiked a couple of drinks and raped some girls. He fled to Brasil. When the Dutch police found out they asked to have him detained. That poor boy was crying when he was back in NL. Seemed they raped him and had him drink ratpiss in the Brasilian prison.
    I’d suggest to bring all paedophiles and rapist before a trail to Brasil, sentence them here, than ask the Brazilian goverment to lock them up and collect them after a few months.

  13. Twenty Major says:

    Shhh, for fucks sake. He might come back.

  14. porridge says:

    rapists is an anagram of ratpiss. coincidence? i think not.

  15. Ldbug says:

    ped dolphins. wow.

  16. Pissed Off says:

    Off with their heads? Yes, but I’m talking about different heads. You know the reason they had no rape in ancient Egypt was because it was a caiptal crime. I’m thinking castration could lead to a massive hemorrhage, am I wrong? Bastards.

  17. Yea sorry twenty I for got about the attack of the dolphin.

  18. tawdreyaudrey says:

    I had the delight to be taken on a retreat by a priest allocated by the Dominican nuns at age 13/14. Myself, redmum and cc where the only three in a class of 28 that decided against the idea of a private confession where Fr.Paedo discussed through the questionnaire engaging in such relevant topics as whether we masturbated or not. Who is answerable to that and thank Christ we had a bit more wit than the other 25.

  19. barking toad says:

    Dolphins are just one step below whales

    Plankton swallowing cunts they are.

    Not once have I seen a whale get a Nobel Prize

  20. kav says:

    paedophile dolphins must surely be the worst thing on earth

    Nah, imagine a Damien Rice benefit gig for paedophile dolphins.

  21. sid trotter says:

    Glad to see the true you coming out of your shell twenty

  22. Junior says:

    Could someone not start a blog in this cunts name and start slaggin off the Egypt polticical scene and get the cunt fucked in jail over there ?

  23. Lia says:

    And the guy has Six children? Very fishy. Yeah, throw him to the dolphins.

    How come you can’t get a decent dolphin steak here anyway? Do we have to go all the way to Howth or what?

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  25. Frierson says:

    wish the politicians would think like this… lol…

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