Irish blog awards coverage

Nice to see it’s been picked up and run on some of the big sites. Yahoo has a story here.

However, I am very upset at being referred to as a “four armed midget”. Where the fuck did they get that?

As regular readers know I am not fond of the small person, they make me queasy, so for me to be cast in the same light as those is most distressing.

I shall be seeking legal advice from Thruppenceworth, my totally above board solicitors.

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44 Responses to Irish blog awards coverage

  1. Sid Trotter says:

    its probably because of your lofty ambitions

  2. Sid Trotter says:

    being a dwarf, you probably have lofty ambitions, wanting awards and all that – its natural, part of the napoleon complex. I personally didn’t think you were suffering from this rather degenerative condition, but I am not a doctor. And if it’s been reported on in the press well then, who am I not to belive what those clever folks say

  3. Twenty Major says:

    Sid, there’s a line. You’re coming dangerously close to it.

  4. Sid Trotter says:

    are you on your high horse?

  5. Twenty Major says:

    First you infer that I’m a dwarf, now you’re suggesting I’m some kind of knacker. I think you’ve gone far enough, Sid.

  6. galwaywegian says:

    “four warned is four armed”

  7. Sid Trotter says:

    Perish the thought, a dwarf kancker called Twenty, the things nightmares are made of

  8. It’s the Ho Chi Mihn type picture at top of the page that has us brainwashed. Its exactly how I picture you.

  9. Sid Trotter says:

    Minging?

  10. Thruppenceworth says:

    It is my duty Mr twenty to inform you of your rights, for a parsimonious fee of course. It seems to me you have been slandered. Anyone who calls you a four armed midget if a veritable cunt and we’ll have em for it, every penny. Rest assured, we are acting in your interests and the little feckers can go and swing.

  11. Twenty Major says:

    Sid, have you ever considered therapy?

  12. “Readers from as far apart as Iceland, Ghana, China and Malaysia have cast their votes for their favourite Irish web journals as the event gets ready for its second year running at the Alexander Hotel in Dublin on 3 March.”

    I love the way Iceland is always considered this faraway land. Uh, it’s the next island.

  13. Twenty Major says:

    It sounds far away though. Like Farland or Notcloseland.

  14. Thruppenceworth says:

    Sid, have you ever considered therapy?

    No, I’ve never trusted the rapist

  15. Twenty Major says:

    Sid, do me a favour and just one the one name.

  16. Sid Trotter says:

    Sorry, split personality – just one the one name?

  17. Twenty Major says:

    Stay Sid, the other stuff is very fucking tiresome.

  18. Janice PID says:

    Drives me up the fucking pole too.

  19. Sid Trotter says:

    Ok, I’ll stay

  20. shaz says:

    so twenty, will you send your “buddy” to pick up the awards this year or will you show up in person???
    red carpet treatment, walking in with your dame, amy winehouse

  21. Sid Trotter says:

    he’s got four arms to walk in with already

  22. shaz says:

    did i ask you?? cumbucket

  23. Sid Trotter says:

    No, twat face anal scoop

  24. Loco Lobo says:

    Damn! The comments posted on Twenties site make for some damn good reading. All the nuts are in one place.

  25. Daniel says:

    lol, loco.
    Twenty, Yahoo gave me this picture of a four armed dwarf in my head and then I started to read the previous blog.
    It totaly disrupted my image of you.
    Can’t you sue Yahoo?

  26. Janice PID says:

    My boyfriend Karel wants me to stop looking at this site. He thinks all these deadbeat commenters are having a bad influence on my manners. I hate to say it Twe but I think he might be right.

  27. Janice PID says:

    Any Whorehouse – she’s not really your girlfriend is she?

  28. “Twe”?

    Haha, twee!

  29. porridge says:

    if twe is short for twenty, it must follow that pid is short for stupid

  30. Janice PID says:

    Actually Porridge, it’s short for piddle, which is what i tend to do when superior wits like you enter my orbit.

  31. Janice PID says:

    Okay, truth is it’s short for Pelvic Inflamatory Disease. Which is what I caught from my boyfriend Karel’s brother Viktor.

  32. Janice PID says:

    The cunt.

  33. Twenty Major says:

    Janice, shut the fuck up about Karel please…

  34. Janice PID says:

    Consider it done. You’re back from the pub then?

  35. Janice PID says:

    I’m off to geld Viktor while you know who is sleeping. Then I’m going to hide in the trees until morning. Tomorrow I start a new life in Ennis. The big city!

  36. Janice PID says:

    Goodbye.

  37. porridge says:

    thank fuck.

  38. ihuddyfaqyzi says:

    Totally xxx ecards exhausted from her passionately aroused state. Summer was.

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