Irish blog awards coverage
Posted in Irish blog awards by Twenty Major on February 20th, 2007
Nice to see it’s been picked up and run on some of the big sites. Yahoo has a story here.
However, I am very upset at being referred to as a “four armed midget”. Where the fuck did they get that?
As regular readers know I am not fond of the small person, they make me queasy, so for me to be cast in the same light as those is most distressing.
I shall be seeking legal advice from Thruppenceworth, my totally above board solicitors.
its probably because of your lofty ambitions
February 20th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
What?
February 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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being a dwarf, you probably have lofty ambitions, wanting awards and all that - its natural, part of the napoleon complex. I personally didn’t think you were suffering from this rather degenerative condition, but I am not a doctor. And if it’s been reported on in the press well then, who am I not to belive what those clever folks say
February 20th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
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Sid, there’s a line. You’re coming dangerously close to it.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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are you on your high horse?
February 20th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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First you infer that I’m a dwarf, now you’re suggesting I’m some kind of knacker. I think you’ve gone far enough, Sid.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
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“four warned is four armed”
February 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
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Perish the thought, a dwarf kancker called Twenty, the things nightmares are made of
February 20th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
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It’s the Ho Chi Mihn type picture at top of the page that has us brainwashed. Its exactly how I picture you.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
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Minh
February 20th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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Minging?
February 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
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It is my duty Mr twenty to inform you of your rights, for a parsimonious fee of course. It seems to me you have been slandered. Anyone who calls you a four armed midget if a veritable cunt and we’ll have em for it, every penny. Rest assured, we are acting in your interests and the little feckers can go and swing.
February 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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Sid, have you ever considered therapy?
February 20th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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“Readers from as far apart as Iceland, Ghana, China and Malaysia have cast their votes for their favourite Irish web journals as the event gets ready for its second year running at the Alexander Hotel in Dublin on 3 March.”
I love the way Iceland is always considered this faraway land. Uh, it’s the next island.
February 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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It sounds far away though. Like Farland or Notcloseland.
February 20th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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Sid, have you ever considered therapy?
No, I’ve never trusted the rapist
February 20th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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Sid, do me a favour and just one the one name.
February 20th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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Sorry, split personality - just one the one name?
February 20th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
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Stay Sid, the other stuff is very fucking tiresome.
February 20th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
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Drives me up the fucking pole too.
February 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
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Ok, I’ll stay
February 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
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so twenty, will you send your “buddy” to pick up the awards this year or will you show up in person???
red carpet treatment, walking in with your dame, amy winehouse
February 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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he’s got four arms to walk in with already
February 20th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
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did i ask you?? cumbucket
February 20th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
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No, twat face anal scoop
February 20th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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Damn! The comments posted on Twenties site make for some damn good reading. All the nuts are in one place.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
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lol, loco.
Twenty, Yahoo gave me this picture of a four armed dwarf in my head and then I started to read the previous blog.
It totaly disrupted my image of you.
Can’t you sue Yahoo?
February 20th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
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My boyfriend Karel wants me to stop looking at this site. He thinks all these deadbeat commenters are having a bad influence on my manners. I hate to say it Twe but I think he might be right.
February 20th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
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Any Whorehouse - she’s not really your girlfriend is she?
February 20th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
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“Twe”?
Haha, twee!
February 20th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
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if twe is short for twenty, it must follow that pid is short for stupid
February 20th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
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Actually Porridge, it’s short for piddle, which is what i tend to do when superior wits like you enter my orbit.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
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Okay, truth is it’s short for Pelvic Inflamatory Disease. Which is what I caught from my boyfriend Karel’s brother Viktor.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
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The cunt.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
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Janice, shut the fuck up about Karel please…
February 20th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
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Consider it done. You’re back from the pub then?
February 20th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
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I’m off to geld Viktor while you know who is sleeping. Then I’m going to hide in the trees until morning. Tomorrow I start a new life in Ennis. The big city!
February 20th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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Goodbye.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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thank fuck.
February 20th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
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Amen
February 21st, 2007 at 12:11 am
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Totally xxx ecards exhausted from her passionately aroused state. Summer was.
July 9th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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