Fuck you, Gary Numan

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on February 7th, 2007

Has anyone else noticed the significant rise in pedestrians being killed since the turn of the year? It’s not just me, is it?

Every time you look at the newspaper another one has been knocked down or run over. What does it mean though? An increase in careless road crossing? No.

What this means is that the cars have taken notice of all the bad publicity they got last year when they kept crashing into each other and now they’re rising up. They’re mounting pavements, not slowing down at zebra crossings and paying no heed whatsoever to lollipop ladies. It’s like that Stephen King book where all the people are trapped inside a petrol station and the trucks are going mental outside and running them over when they try to escape.

The crafty bastards are going after pensioners too. Oh yes, everybody cries and wails when another young person, driving like a cunt, loses their life but where’s the outcry when the elderly are being bumped off by these mechanical beasts?

Now with some families having two or three cars the population is growing and their killing potential is enormous. There might be more people than cars at the moment you have to consider the fact that one car, bent on taking out as many pedestrians as possible, can knock down dozens of people in go like so many skittles.

They’re keeping it small scale at the moment though because they don’t want to be caught out. They didn’t reckon for my eagle eye though.

I’m onto you, cars, you fucking cunts. Just fucking watch it or I’ll put sand in all your petrol tanks.