People

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on February 1st, 2007

People are fucking crazy, aren’t they?

How else do you explain Cecilia Ahern being nominated for the Popular Fiction category of the Irish Book awards 2007. Certainly it’s popular and it’s fiction but they seem to have totally overlooked the fact it’s fucking crap.

What about those lunatics in Birmingham who wanted to kidnap a soldier, torture him, behead him, film the whole lot and put it on the internet? Like the internet isn’t full of enough shite already. I mean, seriously, what the fuck are they thinking?

Most groups of lads get together and make plans to go out at the weekend, get drunk, maybe get a bit off their face, watch some football and probably go to a nightclub and try and score with some ‘hot chicks’.

“Where’ll we go this weekend, lads? What about The Zoom Factory, great new club, music is excellent, top drinks too and the women. Wow! You should see them.”

“Cool”

“That sounds like a plan.”

“Bob?”

“Actually, I was thinking we’d do something different.”

“Like what?”

“Well, what if we kidnapped a fella and, bear with me here, we stripped him naked and - I know, just let me finish - we tortured him with makeshift implements and then hacked his head off - stop interrupting, Giles - hacked his head off while one of us films it and puts it on our blog?”

“Ahh, now that you’ve finished it sounds like a great idea!”

People. Fucking crazy.