Monthly Archives: February 2007

NTL broadband and blogspot blogs

Is anyone else using NTL broadband finding all blogspot.com blogs unreachable? Update: Still unreachable. Even the RSS feeds aren’t working. Useless cunts.

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The tomb of Jesus

Can you believe James Cameron saying he’s found the tomb of Jesus? Firstly, you’d have to think the leader of the Tory party would have more important things to do, and secondly, if it really was the tomb of Jesus … Continue reading

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What to do with Derry O’Rourke

I’m amazed some people are surprised by the release of paedophile swimming coach Derry O’Rourke. No doubt he’ll get another cushy job working in a home for shy, timid, young, mute, female orphans. Jobs for the boys and all that. … Continue reading

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About time too

I assume you’ve seen the fantastic story about the Egyptian blogger being sentenced to four years in jail. It’s hard to feel any sympathy for him at all. You can’t just shoot your mouth off willy-nilly. And don’t these pathetic … Continue reading

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Teen binge drinking

Apparently the government are thinking of introducing random testing of school students to check for drink and drugs. They’re worried about this so-called ‘binge drinking’. Minister for Children, Brian Lenihan said: We need to find out why young people drink, … Continue reading

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God Save the Queen at Croke Park

While I’m not particularly bothered one way or the other about the rugby or the playing of the English national anthem at Croke Park I can understand why some people have a problem with it (besides being small-minded GAA fuckwits). … Continue reading

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Worst night’s sleep ever

If there’s one thing worse than not sleeping it’s sort of sleeping but dreaming that you’re not sleeping. So you’re lying there desperately trying to nod off but when you do finally drift away you dream that you’re lying there … Continue reading

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Ashes to Ashes

“What the fuck is that on your forehead?”, I asked Dirty Dave as he came into Ron’s last night. “It’s ash.” “Are you putting cigarettes out on your face again? I thought the therapy had cured that.” “Nah, you fool. … Continue reading

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Careful of that Red Bull

Red Bull, alcohol and drugs ‘can spark violence’ So screams a headline in today’s paper pointing out the fact that people drinking Red Bull with alcohol while they take drugs are coming in front of the courts more after being … Continue reading

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Bend over and take it

I’m sorry to go on about this but it’s just staggering. The Government tonight confirmed a €600m buyout of the West Link toll bridge which will pave the way for barrier-free tolling next year. Transport Minister Martin Cullen said National … Continue reading

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I’m sorry to go on about this but it’s just staggering.

The Government tonight confirmed a €600m buyout of the West Link toll bridge which will pave the way for barrier-free tolling next year. Transport Minister Martin Cullen said National Toll Roads (NTR) will hand over the operation of the M50 system in 2008 and will be paid €50m every year until 2020.

When it comes down to it I have a grudging admiration for the cunts at NTR. They are taking down the government’s trousers, in public, fucking them right up the arse then pulling out at the last minute and spunking all over its face. And the goverment is just lapping it up like some kind of cum loving skank.

€50m a year until 2020. Unbefuckinglieveable. There’s barrier free tolling from 2008 so the NTR employee count is negligible.

They just have to sit back and rake in the money. Sorry, sit back on their own islands that they bought and built mansions on and filled with slaves and concubines and orphans that they make fight to the death.

What a pack of jammy cunts. I wish I’d thought of a way to get the government to pay me €50m a year after I’d already creamed in millions and millions in the years before.

Do you think they need a new chief executive?